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Morndul
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Sell your soul for shares!

Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:44 pm

EDIT: Apparently I should have just bumped this thread and waited before I sold the rest of my shares. I'm going to bed.

Who needs a soul when you can have shares? Everyone loves shares! What's a soul for, anyway? We have a new, fantastic offer here at Morndul Soul Enterprises™! In exchange for your soul, I will give you 10 shares! The offer lasts until I only have 9 shares left! First come, first serve!

Yes, you read that correctly! In a matter of seconds, you can have 10 whole shares for only 1 soul! Who could pass up a deal like that?!

You may be asking: "What do I have to do?" Absolutely nothing! Just post here, requesting to trade your soul, and I'll send you 10 shares! All I ask is that you admit to my ownership of your soul when/if it is mentioned later!

REQUIREMENTS:
Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is only looking for the souls of those who are at least a little likely to keep playing the game for a while, so you must have at least 100 million citizens to sell us your soul! Think of it like a credit rating/score!
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Postby Hjornis » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:47 pm

What if you dont have a soul in the first place?

Can I have half of what you are offering for the remainin parts of my soul?
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:50 pm

I endorse this idea. As someone who already sold my soul for 10 shares, I can say that it was great for me!
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:51 pm

Hjornis wrote:What if you dont have a soul in the first place?

Can I have half of what you are offering for the remainin parts of my soul?


That depends: How much of your soul is left, and what happened to it?
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Postby Huskvarneque » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:52 pm

My souls is worth about ten, due to me taking other's souls, can we make a deal here?
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Postby Terra Luce » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:55 pm

I'd sell you mine
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Postby Itanica » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:56 pm

Consider it done!
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mINE

Postby Temoleo » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:58 pm

i'LL GIVE YOU MY SOUL.
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Postby Jagalonia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:01 pm

Can I sell the souls of 10,000 of my citizens?
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:04 pm

Terra Luce wrote:I'd sell you mine


Itanica wrote:Consider it done!


You now each have 10 shiny new shares, and no souls to burden you! Congratulations!

Huskvarneque wrote:My souls is worth about ten, due to me taking other's souls, can we make a deal here?


What do you have in mind?

Temoleo wrote:i'LL GIVE YOU MY SOUL.


Sorry, but you don't meet the requirements for selling a soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.

Jagalonia wrote:Can I sell the souls of 10,000 of my citizens?


No. Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is only interested in the souls of nation leaders.
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Postby Amland » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:14 pm

My soul is officially yours.
Oh, did I forget to mention that I sold my 3 children's souls too?
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:18 pm

Amland wrote:My soul is officially yours.
Oh, did I forget to mention that I sold my 3 children's souls too?


A pleasure doing buisness with you, Amland! We do not want the souls of your children. I hear Lucifer is always looking for buyers. You can give their souls to him.
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Postby Icamera » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:41 pm

*sells soul*

*immediately starts kicking puppies*

Ya happy now?
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:48 pm

Icamera wrote:*sells soul*

*immediately starts kicking puppies*

Ya happy now?


Thank you for your buisness!

EDIT: I refreshed the page twice after the trade and the game gave you 20 more of my shares. :palm:
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Postby Lukquarel » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:56 pm

* sells soul *
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:00 pm

Lukquarel wrote:* sells soul *


Congratulations!
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Postby Misc (Ancient) » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:01 pm

Ok, you can have mine, but please make sure I get the nicest fluffyiest shares. Thank you
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Postby Icamera » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:03 pm

Morndul wrote:
Icamera wrote:*sells soul*

*immediately starts kicking puppies*

Ya happy now?


Thank you for your buisness!

EDIT: I refreshed the page twice after the trade and the game gave you 20 more of my shares. :palm:

I'll give them back, but I shouldn't. My soul's been valued by esteemed antique shops at approximately 100 shares.
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Postby LulzSec » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:04 pm

Sure. You can have mine. Just be sure to hold up your end of the bargain.
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:13 pm

Icamera wrote:I'll give them back, but I shouldn't. My soul's been valued by esteemed antique shops at approximately 100 shares.


That was very kind of you. :) Even though these shares will probably be worth nothing after today.

Misc wrote:Ok, you can have mine, but please make sure I get the nicest fluffyiest shares. Thank you


I gave you the cushioned ones!

LulzSec wrote:Sure. You can have mine. Just be sure to hold up your end of the bargain.


I always pay before I do anything else. Thank you for your patronage.
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:23 pm

I have traded my remaining shares to The NationStates Community. I'm going to bed now. Good night everybody!
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:25 pm

Morndul wrote:I have traded my remaining shares to The NationStates Community. I'm going to bed now. Good night everybody!

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Postby Winterfelll » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:26 pm

I'll take ten shares. My soul is yours, if you can handle it.
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Postby The Aryan Nations » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:26 pm

Can i sell you the souls of the 15,000 man oligarchy that runs my nation?
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Postby High Garden » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:28 pm

Gimme the shares. What do I need a sould for anyway?
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