NationStates

Personally, I don't believe in the concept of a soul. However, if you think the soul exists, this godless heathen is willing to sell his to you for your shares!

No takers? Nobody willing to offer useless shares for something I'm not convinced exists?

I shall give you...

1 share!

666 shares.

lol, as if.

I will give you an imaginary Share for your Imaginary Soul

This is one of those tricky matters in Christianity. People have souls, but their souls aren't their property. We can't sell them, bet them, or throw them away. I suppose it's the wrong forum to go too much further into this, but suffice it to say I'm not interested in buying something that is ultimately going to be taken away from me because it wasn't yours to sell.

Osterveim wrote:666 shares.

lol, as if.

Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.

Morndul wrote:

Osterveim wrote:666 shares.

lol, as if.

Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.

Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares.

Blargoblarg wrote:

Morndul wrote:
Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.

Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares.

How did you get more than one?

Morndul wrote:

Blargoblarg wrote:
Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares.

How did you get more than one?

Magic.

Blargoblarg wrote:

Morndul wrote:
How did you get more than one?

Magic.

If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.

Morndul wrote:

Blargoblarg wrote:
Magic.

If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.

I'm fine with that.

Blargoblarg wrote:

Morndul wrote:
If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.

I'm fine with that.

I just bought your soul. A pleasure doing buisness with you.

Morndul wrote:

Blargoblarg wrote:
I'm fine with that.

I just bought your soul. A pleasure doing buisness with you.

Thank you, good sir or madam.

Aw, you added something about this to your signature anyway. How sweet.

Morndul wrote:Aw, you added something about this to your signature anyway. How sweet.

Well, you added something to yours so I figured why not do the same in return? Plus it wasn't that hard to do.

I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.

CoolBoyGcp wrote:I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.

If you give 100 shares to each of us, you may have a deal. Wait until Blargoblarg answers first, of course.

Morndul wrote:

CoolBoyGcp wrote:I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.

If you give 100 shares to each of us, you may have a deal. Wait until Blargoblarg answers first, of course.

This sounds like a fine deal to me.

How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?

CoolBoyGcp wrote:How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?

Sure

Morndul wrote:

CoolBoyGcp wrote:How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?

Sure

Ok.

Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.

CoolBoyGcp wrote:Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.

Okay, to put it in your sig, you click on "User Control Panel", then click the "Profile" tab and "edit signature" in that, and then you can make a link to nations and such in sigs from there.

CoolBoyGcp wrote:Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.

First, click on 'your forum posts'. Then go to 'user control panel'. Click on 'profile', then 'edit signature'. You can make alterations from there.