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Blargoblarg
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My soul for your shares

Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:03 pm

Personally, I don't believe in the concept of a soul. However, if you think the soul exists, this godless heathen is willing to sell his to you for your shares!
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:07 pm

No takers? Nobody willing to offer useless shares for something I'm not convinced exists? :(
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Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:10 pm

I shall give you...

1 share!
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Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
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If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
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Postby Osterveim » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:13 pm

666 shares.

lol, as if.
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Pageon
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Postby Pageon » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:13 pm

I will give you an imaginary Share for your Imaginary Soul :P
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Notable for large advances in technology, and a military with numerous autonomous weapons and drones. The nation is led by Emperor Callum Carmichael and his Arch-Lectors. The nation worships a Pantheon of Gods led by the warrior God Allenstag. The populace of Pageon are highly educated and due to intelligent investments by the government the economy is currently running a surplus, although civil liberties were curbed to aid in this. The people are extremely apathetic and the elected portion of the government is filled mainly by merit over popularity. Pageon's closest ally is Greater Latica despite the divide between economic principles their cultures are similar enough that their populations are able to mix with surprising ease.

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Postby Socialdemokraterne » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:15 pm

This is one of those tricky matters in Christianity. People have souls, but their souls aren't their property. We can't sell them, bet them, or throw them away. I suppose it's the wrong forum to go too much further into this, but suffice it to say I'm not interested in buying something that is ultimately going to be taken away from me because it wasn't yours to sell.
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:29 pm

Osterveim wrote:666 shares.

lol, as if.


Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.
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Blargoblarg
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:37 pm

Morndul wrote:
Osterveim wrote:666 shares.

lol, as if.


Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.


Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares. :p
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:37 pm

Blargoblarg wrote:
Morndul wrote:
Osterveim has placed "lol, as if." at size 1 in his/her post, rendering it invisible. I bid 100 shares for the soul of Blargoblarg. In the event that I win said soul, I demand that Blargoblarg henceforth place "My soul is the property of Morndul." in his or her signature. 'My soul' would link to this thread, and 'Morndul' would link to my nation. In this way, I would actually be paying for something.


Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares. :p


How did you get more than one?
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:39 pm

Morndul wrote:
Blargoblarg wrote:
Sorry, I'll have to decline that offer. I'm only selling imaginary souls for shares. :p


How did you get more than one?


Magic.
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Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:43 pm

Blargoblarg wrote:
Morndul wrote:
How did you get more than one?


Magic.


If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.
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Blargoblarg
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:46 pm

Morndul wrote:
Blargoblarg wrote:
Magic.


If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.


I'm fine with that.
Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:48 pm

Blargoblarg wrote:
Morndul wrote:
If you won't put it in your signature, I offer you 10 shares for your soul on the grounds that you simply admit it's mine if/when I bring it up.


I'm fine with that.


I just bought your soul. A pleasure doing buisness with you.
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:49 pm

Morndul wrote:
Blargoblarg wrote:
I'm fine with that.


I just bought your soul. A pleasure doing buisness with you.


Thank you, good sir or madam.
Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:18 pm

Aw, you added something about this to your signature anyway. How sweet. :P
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:25 pm

Morndul wrote:Aw, you added something about this to your signature anyway. How sweet. :P


Well, you added something to yours so I figured why not do the same in return? Plus it wasn't that hard to do. :)
Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:02 pm

I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
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Proud owner of The Nuclear Fist's and the most annoying NSger, Wisconsin7's souls
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:45 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.


If you give 100 shares to each of us, you may have a deal. Wait until Blargoblarg answers first, of course.
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Blargoblarg
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:05 pm

Morndul wrote:
CoolBoyGcp wrote:I'll give you 100 shares to be a coowner of your soul! And I would like to be able to have it in, yours, and my signatures.


If you give 100 shares to each of us, you may have a deal. Wait until Blargoblarg answers first, of course.


This sounds like a fine deal to me.
Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:07 pm

How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
Proud co-owner of Blargoblarg's soul with Morndul
Proud owner of The Nuclear Fist's and the most annoying NSger, Wisconsin7's souls
Proud master of Silvadus, my loyal slave

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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:08 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?


Sure
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Blargoblarg
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:08 pm

Morndul wrote:
CoolBoyGcp wrote:How about 50 shares each?

But can I still be in your sigs?


Sure


Ok.
Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
My 8values results My leftvalues results
I am autistic.

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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:10 pm

Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.
It's My Birthday Today!!!
Average Life Expectancy: Infinite
Population: 1,247,948,000.00
Capital: George City
If you want a war with us, please do so, as we will crush you!
Proud co-owner of Blargoblarg's soul with Morndul
Proud owner of The Nuclear Fist's and the most annoying NSger, Wisconsin7's souls
Proud master of Silvadus, my loyal slave

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Blargoblarg
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Postby Blargoblarg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:15 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.


Okay, to put it in your sig, you click on "User Control Panel", then click the "Profile" tab and "edit signature" in that, and then you can make a link to nations and such in sigs from there.
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Claudia De la Cruz 2024 Article about her here
Democrats and Republicans are both right-wing capitalists owned by the rich and the big corporations. Major media in the US is also owned by the rich and big corporations.
Major study finds that America is an oligarchy, not a democracy
"Workers of the world, unite!" -Marx and Engels
You can read The State and Revolution by Lenin for free here
My 8values results My leftvalues results
I am autistic.

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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:16 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:Can you show me how to put it in my sig, like you both did?

Also,can you both put it in your sigs before I pay you? Just to make sure you will do it.


First, click on 'your forum posts'. Then go to 'user control panel'. Click on 'profile', then 'edit signature'. You can make alterations from there.
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