(WOMEN WELCOME TOO!)
HEY YOU!
YES YOU!
ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS MAN? ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN? OF ANY STRIPE? CATHOLIC, PROTESTANT, NON-DENOMINATIONAL?
Then I am talking to YOU!
My brothers and sisters, sons of depravity have TAKEN HOLD of NationStates Corporation and are WRESTLING POWER from Max Barry!
Are you not tired of letting these USURPERS taking over?
Then you can united behind ME, TurtleShroom, one of the most devout nations in NationStates with a bona fide, honest track record of religious zealotry, righteousness, and Jesus fanaticism!
Christians, if all of you give me shares and sign below, you'll help enable me to wrestle at least SOME power away from people!
Why give them to me, you ask? Why not keep them and try yourself?
Remember, we can't ALL win the game, so we need to rally around one man to represent us! Why not me?
I'm pure, incorruptible, and really good at nagging. I need to position myself in such a way that I can get enough power in NationStates to at least be a vocal counter to the non-Christian depravity of the land!
Give me your shares, and together, all who sign on this Coalition will form a bloc, where each of us get one equal vote, to determine my vote into the NS Corporation;.
THAT MEANS BY GIVING ME CONTROL, YOU WILL HAVE CONTROL. I'm not going to take the shares and run! This is a CHRISTIAN coalition!
Donate to me all the shares, and sign below with your donation amount. (Minimum fee, ten thousand.)
At 9:45 PM, offers will be closed, and the Committee will be established, each getting one vote.
This is a good deal, because even though your numbers won't say you won, your vote will control NS Corporation for generations to come!
Now, WHO'S WITH ME?
