WILL ASSASSINATE MY NATIONS LEADER FOR STOCK!

[Deimoss]

Alright everyone so heres the game. Whoever bids the most stock will be able to decide the fate of my leader. Want him eaten by 1000's of tiny goldfish? No problem! Want him to eat his own limbs? Even better! All you have to do is bid the most and then decide how you want him to die? And no it wont be some stupid 1 line post of how "eats his hand, dies instantly". It will be a long and detailed post describing everything. So how about it? Send away some meaningless stock to see a leader die! Sounds better to me than just sending them away for the hell of it!

[Perinpanland]

shot in the head 1 share

[Deimoss]

shot in the head 1 share

1 bid for shot in the head! Do we have a larger bid?!

[Deimoss]

Come on people! No one can beat 1 share to decide the fate of a hated nazi leader?! I guess there were more pro-nazis than i thought!

[Deimoss]

For 2 shares watch the leader of the hated nazi regime die in any way you wish! Have him suffer the same fate for the 1 million jews he once crucified! Decide his fate!

[Perinpanland]

fine 2 shares for your leader to be poisoned while having sexual intercourse with your top model. Pleasure him before he dies!

[Deimoss]

fine 2 shares for your leader to be poisoned while having sexual intercourse with your top model. Pleasure him before he dies!

Alright for 2 shares we have the hated leader getting it on with a hot woman before being poisoned! Can someone beat this with another bid?!

[The Kiaser Colonies]

3 shares if he is eaten alive by rabid penguins

[Perinpanland]

4 shares for him to die a day after winning the biggest lottery

[The Kiaser Colonies]

5 shares for him to die by being put into a giant chocolate digestive, dunked repeatedly into a large glass of milk until nearly drowned then fed to demented chocolate addicts.

[Morndul]

I bid 100 shares for him to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age.

[Diol]

120 shares for him to be fed slowly into an electric cheese grater.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

ill give you 180 stocks for me to kill them personally

[Morndul]

I bid 200 shares for him to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age. The signature of Deimoss would henceforth read "Former Förer of Deimoss, Christian Odegaard, is now incarcerated for life as a political prisoner in Morndul." 'Morndul' would be a link to my nation.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

250 for me to shoot him personally

[Morndul]

I bid 270 shares for him to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age. The signature of Deimoss would henceforth read "Former Förer of Deimoss, Christian Odegaard, is now incarcerated for life as a political prisoner in Morndul." 'Morndul' would be a link to my nation.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

300 to shoot him personally

[Morndul]

I bid 310 shares for him to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age. The signature of Deimoss would henceforth read "Former Förer of Deimoss, Christian Odegaard, is now incarcerated for life as a political prisoner in Morndul." 'Morndul' would be a link to my nation.

[Ardouse]

< Will assassinate YOUR nation's leader for stock. Outsource your coup.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

last bid 500 to shoot him personally

[Morndul]

last bid 500 to shoot him personally

Good people of NationStates, I currently have 439 shares and cannot beat this bid! If you want the Nazi leader to spend the rest of his days in a Morndul prison, I am accepting donations!

EDIT:

Andrew, you cheating son of a- Andrew only has 180 shares! My bid is still 200 for the Nazi leader to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age. The signature of Deimoss would henceforth read "Former Förer of Deimoss, Christian Odegaard, is now incarcerated for life as a political prisoner in Morndul." 'Morndul' would be a link to my nation.

EDIT 2:

'incarcerated for life ' would be a link to this thread.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

last bid 500 to shoot him personally

Good people of NationStates, I currently have 439 shares and cannot beat this bid! If you want the Nazi leader to spend the rest of his days in a Morndul prison, I am accepting donations!

you know what ive decided to give up congraulations on the win i hope that nazi rot and if you ever need him to be shot just tell me

[Morndul]

Good people of NationStates, I currently have 439 shares and cannot beat this bid! If you want the Nazi leader to spend the rest of his days in a Morndul prison, I am accepting donations!

you know what ive decided to give up congraulations on the win i hope that nazi rot and if you ever need him to be shot just tell me

Thanks. A lot of people still have way more shares than me and the bidding isn't over yet, though.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

last bid 500 to shoot him personally

Good people of NationStates, I currently have 439 shares and cannot beat this bid! If you want the Nazi leader to spend the rest of his days in a Morndul prison, I am accepting donations!

EDIT:

Andrew, you cheating son of a- Andrew only has 180 shares! My bid is still 200 for the Nazi leader to be incarcerated in a Morndul top security prison and allowed to die of old age. The signature of Deimoss would henceforth read "Former Förer of Deimoss, Christian Odegaard, is now incarcerated for life as a political prisoner in Morndul." 'Morndul' would be a link to my nation.

sorry i just wanted to kill the nazi for there crimes its because my grandfather fought in WW2 and was wounded by a nazi and i just couldnt pass up this oppertunity to get revenge

[Morndul]

Bump

Feel free to outbid me, fellow NationStates players. I'm considering buying some souls with this money.

EDIT:

I withdraw. Let Andrew have his revenge for 180 shares. I have souls to buy.