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The lepearchauns
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Selling my face...for shares!

Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:05 am

My previous business enterprises have completely failed. I also managed to blow all my shares on a pyramid scheme. Im nearly broke. Ive lost my home. :palm:

At the prompting of Scoochi2 and lemmingtopias, if you manage yo buy my face AND someone beats Max, I will paint my face for a day with a design of your choice!

Terms and conditions: Face will be painted on the date of April 5th with no fewer than 3 photographs. Deal is void if nobody defeats Max in shares. Deal is void if payment is not sent in a timely manner before the countdown hits zero. Auction can be called at anytime before the end of the countdown with at least 10 minutes notice given before payment is due. If youre a dick, I reserve the right to refuse

SO IM SELLING MY KIDNEY FOR SHARES! I will also sell other body parts if needed.

LET THE AUCTION BEGIN! :lol:

HIGH BIDS SO FAR!
FACE: 2000(lemmingtopias)
KIDNEY: 1999(-The West Coast-)
LIVER: 500(New Coldan Kerplakian)


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Postby Lemmingtopias » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:07 am

I need a spare face. I bid 1,000 shares :D
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Postby Chinese Regions » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:08 am

Is it tasty?
How about I draw you a kidney on sketchup? for you shares?
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Postby Alevuss » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:09 am

1001 shares, I bid.
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Postby Lemmingtopias » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:10 am

1002
LBC News:Lemmingtopias now de facto split between East and West | Junta forces fail to storm Palace of the Sages, withdrawal from West Lomapolis | COUP! Advised to stay at home! More Info coming soon | Prince of Lemmingtopias killed during summit with Tropican President| Invasion of The Tropican Islands cancelled. Diplomatic talks to resume

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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:12 am

:blink:

LETS KEEP THIS COMING!
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Postby Alevuss » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:13 am

Lemmingtopias wrote:1002

So that's how it's going to be. >.>

I bid 1003 shares.
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Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

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Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:15 am

1004. Payable after delivery.

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Postby Luziyca » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:15 am

I bid 90,000.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:17 am

Luziyca wrote:I bid 90,000.


You don't have 90,000 shares.

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Postby -The West Coast- » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:19 am

1,999 shares!
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Postby Alevuss » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:19 am

Luziyca wrote:I bid 90,000.

I would like to see a picture to validate these supposed "90,000" shares. You appear to have none. Some of us are actually trying to purchase these organs for the benefit of our nations.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.-Rob Thurman
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...

Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

Aelosia wrote:
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
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Postby Lemmingtopias » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:21 am

2000
LBC News:Lemmingtopias now de facto split between East and West | Junta forces fail to storm Palace of the Sages, withdrawal from West Lomapolis | COUP! Advised to stay at home! More Info coming soon | Prince of Lemmingtopias killed during summit with Tropican President| Invasion of The Tropican Islands cancelled. Diplomatic talks to resume

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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:21 am

High Bid is 2000 so far

LETS KEEP THIS COMING! :clap:
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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:34 am

COME ON! My sweet, sweet kidney is worth more than 1999! Let the bids continue!
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Postby Alevuss » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:07 am

Are these kidneys functional? How many are we getting? They better not be prosthetic kidneys. If that is the case, I will pay much more for the technology of prosthetic kidneys.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.-Rob Thurman
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...

Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

Aelosia wrote:
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
アレヴッ —Alevuss

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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:18 am

No, they are the squishy fleshy kind. Its healthy so far as I know. Im not dead, so I suppose they work :p
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Postby Revolutopia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:20 am

I demand to see a picture of your kidneys in order to ensure they are healthy quality kidneys.
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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:29 am

One of them has to go back in, but you can choose which one you want...I think I might need to find a doctor ...

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Postby New Coldan Kerplakian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:49 am

I need a new liver. 500 shares.
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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:23 pm

Come on guys! I know you can do better than this! ;)
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Postby The lepearchauns » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:07 pm

A new challenge to NS! Read the first post for your reward!
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Postby CoolBoyGcp » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:29 pm

2000 for the kidney!

Do I get free next-day shipping?
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Postby Sentinel XV » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:32 pm

I'll trade my heart for your liver so that I can drink more and care less.
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Postby New Coldan Kerplakian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:48 pm

So...When do I get my liver? I'm dying here! Pics are needed too, because I would hate to be cheated out of my shares.

Meh, I have no more shares left. I may get more, but in the meantime my bid is off.
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