Hindu Bank

by **Alevuss** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:52 am

Grr. I thought I would be the first to come up with this idea, except mine is more based on the Pokemon Daycare centers found in the games, except your don't get an egg for leaving in 2 shares.

by **Uraeli** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:54 am

Sending 200 shares.....

Sent.

by **Mashmaru** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:09 pm

Sends 1001 shares.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:10 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:So if I gave you 200 shares, I would get a 5% return per hour?

What's the catch?

None whatsoever.

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:31 pm

We would like to invest 1300 shares, but you will give them back, right?

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:33 pm

Yes, yes I will.

Even if I can't give you interest, I'll give everybody back their principals if I default.

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:36 pm

Keronians wrote:Yes, yes I will.

Even if I can't give you interest, I'll give everybody back their principals if I default.

Ok, I am "wiring" the shares now!

by **ChiCon** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:49 pm

Chicon will deposit 10,001 shares at a flat hourly rate of 15% for the next 10 hours and will expect to withdraw 25002 shares at the end of the ten hours.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:51 pm

ChiCon wrote:Chicon will deposit 10,001 shares at a flat hourly rate of 15% for the next 10 hours and will expect to withdraw 25002 shares at the end of the ten hours.

I apologise, but I can't abide by that sum.

by **ChiCon** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:52 pm

Chicon requests the monies to be returned then.

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:53 pm

I sent the shares! I expect a flat hourly rate of 25%, for at least the next 6 hours.

So that would be, that we are expecting least:
3250 shares back

And if we keep them longer, add the extra percentage.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:59 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:I sent the shares! I expect a flat hourly rate of 25%, for at least the next 6 hours.

So that would be, that we are expecting least:
3250 shares back

And if we keep them longer, add the extra percentage.

How many have you sent, man?

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:00 pm

Keronians wrote:
CoolBoyGcp wrote:I sent the shares! I expect a flat hourly rate of 25%, for at least the next 6 hours.

So that would be, that we are expecting least:
3250 shares back

And if we keep them longer, add the extra percentage.

How many have you sent, man?

1300.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:02 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:
Keronians wrote:
How many have you sent, man?

1300.

That's a 10% return, not 25%.

Read the Rates section.

by **ChiCon** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:05 pm

Upon further calculation, the Chiconian Bank will deposit 10,001 shares for the next 4 hours at a hourly rate of 15%, and expects to withdraw 16001 shares at then end of the 4 hours. We hope that this arrangement will be in the capabilities of the Hindu Bank.

by **Mudfall** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:07 pm

The fact is there is a strong possibility this bank cannot keep up with these returns. Ergo, this is a default ready to happen. However, I would be happy, as the First Bank of Torchwood to start a credit swap with you. Since I put the possibilities of default at this bank as very high, anyone who sends me shares will be investing in a credit default swap with this bank. Simply telegram me with the amount of shares you have sent to this bank, which I will be checking to make sure its true, hedge no more than 1/10 of that amount in my bank as I am currently putting the risk at 10%. In the event that you are not repaid by this bank, you will receive 10X whatever you sent to me, which if it was 1/10 of what you put to this bank, will be full repayment of what you have lost.

Yours,
Mudfall
The First Bank of Torchwood

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:23 pm

ChiCon wrote:Upon further calculation, the Chiconian Bank will deposit 10,001 shares for the next 4 hours at a hourly rate of 15%, and expects to withdraw 16001 shares at then end of the 4 hours. We hope that this arrangement will be in the capabilities of the Hindu Bank.

We're sorry, but we cannot comply.

Perhaps a lower deposit would suit you?

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:37 pm

Keronians wrote:
ChiCon wrote:Upon further calculation, the Chiconian Bank will deposit 10,001 shares for the next 4 hours at a hourly rate of 15%, and expects to withdraw 16001 shares at then end of the 4 hours. We hope that this arrangement will be in the capabilities of the Hindu Bank.

We're sorry, but we cannot comply.

Perhaps a lower deposit would suit you?

How much shares have I gained now?

by **Uraeli** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:37 pm

I would to make a withdrawal of 220 shares.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:40 pm

Uraeli wrote:I would to make a withdrawal of 220 shares.

You still possess 30 shares after the withdrawal, and will change to a rate of 1%.

Thank you for banking with us.

by **Allied States of Demokratia** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:55 pm

i would like to withdraw all of my shares please, will be funding another venture, possibly to topple Mr. Barry

by **CoolBoyGcp** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:59 pm

I would like to withdraw all of my shares please.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:00 pm

Allied States of Demokratia wrote:i would like to withdraw all of my shares please, will be funding another venture, possibly to topple Mr. Barry

Certainly. Thank you for banking with us.

by **Keronians** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:02 pm

CoolBoyGcp wrote:I would like to withdraw all of my shares please.

Certainly.

by **Allied States of Demokratia** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:04 pm

Keronians wrote:
Allied States of Demokratia wrote:i would like to withdraw all of my shares please, will be funding another venture, possibly to topple Mr. Barry

Certainly. Thank you for banking with us.

Thanks, we will be back if they keep the shares thing around

Hindu Bank

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