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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:29 am

West Western Place wrote:You have god like generosity for your share sharing.

Thank you, thank you. Twenty shares for you.
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Brevines
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Founded: Mar 21, 2012
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Postby Brevines » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:29 am

Oh, United Warrens, you are the ultimate god who created us all, the all-powerful, the all-mighty, well, idiotic for creating humans, but still, the that best can be.

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Dukopolious
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Founded: Jun 17, 2011
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Postby Dukopolious » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:30 am

United Warrisons wrote:
Dukopolious wrote:20 shares? that's nothing to a being such as yourself. You're blessings are unrivaled, shrines are made in your honour, why is it that a god so great does not simply own all of the IPO? Well, your excellency, it is because you own all, we compete over shares to even try to besmirch your power for personal gain, yet the others do not know you truly control us, oh great one. For we will never be able to be such saints, for you make the waves move faster than Poseidon himself, and the world move faster than the violet, for you are one, and we are many, yet you shall always reign supreme, even if you do smell like rotten bananas.

(21 shares.)

Bravo. Twenty one shares for you.


Ahem. I miscalculated :P
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Gigaverse
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Founded: Mar 26, 2011
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Postby Gigaverse » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:32 am

YOU, my friend, is Apollo, because you are really smart to create this thread.
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MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.
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Dystopian Malisin
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Founded: Jul 15, 2011
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Postby Dystopian Malisin » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:32 am

United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month.


viewtopic.php?f=30&t=171880

Way to take my thread idea bro, you obviously lack the intelligence to come up with original ones.

I'll take my 1 share please.
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Agent Smith of the Matrix
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Founded: Sep 04, 2011
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Postby Agent Smith of the Matrix » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:33 am

Sure, I'll join the Islands. I want the shares up front, though.

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Jormengand
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Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby Jormengand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:33 am

Dystopian Malisin wrote:
United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month.


Way to take my idea bro.

1 share for you...
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Kuquawistan
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Founded: Jan 15, 2012
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Postby Kuquawistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:35 am

I joined your islands oh glorious and most benevolent creator :bow:
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Great Nepal
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Founded: Jan 11, 2010
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:36 am

United Warrisonsl, your shares makes you wealth god who is kind, and idiotic.
Do I get 26 shares for doing all that?
((seemed you missed last post)
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Dennaville
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Founded: Aug 21, 2011
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Postby Dennaville » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:37 am

Weve been praying to you as a god for years. Must be your pious apperance

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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:37 am

Agent Smith of the Matrix wrote:Sure, I'll join the Islands. I want the shares up front, though.

Done.

Jormengand wrote:
Dystopian Malisin[quote="Gigaverse wrote:Dystopian Malisin
";p="8855367"]
United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month.


Way to take my idea bro.

1 share for you...[/quote]
Quite indeed. :P

Gigaverse wrote:YOU, my friend, is Apollo, because you are really smart to create this thread.

Two shares for you.
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Jormengand
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Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby Jormengand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:38 am

Jormengand wrote:This.
Jormengand wrote:It would be really meta if I sigged this.

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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:38 am

Dukopolious wrote:20 shares? that's nothing to a being such as yourself. You're blessings are unrivaled, shrines are made in your honour, why is it that a god so great does not simply own all of the IPO? Well, your excellency, it is because you own all, we compete over shares to even try to besmirch your power for personal gain, yet the others do not know you truly control us, oh great one. For we will never be able to be such saints, for you make the waves move faster than Poseidon himself, and the world move faster than the violet, for you are one, and we are many, yet you shall always reign supreme, even if you do smell like rotten bananas.

(101 shares. 5 comparisons + 1 insult.)

Paid. Although from now on, each post comparing me to a god gets twenty post, not comparisons. Hey, I need to cover holes in my plot! :P
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Sarrowquand wrote:Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.

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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:40 am

Kuquawistan wrote:I joined your islands oh glorious and most benevolent creator :bow:

Three hundred to you.

Dennaville wrote:Weve been praying to you as a god for years. Must be your pious apperance

Twenty shares to you.

Great Nepal wrote:United Warrisonsl, your shares makes you wealth god who is kind, and idiotic.
Do I get 26 shares for doing all that?
((seemed you missed last post)

Actually, twenty one because you insulted me and said I am a god.
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Mexican Liberation wrote:Cool,I am my own father

Sarrowquand wrote:Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.

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Sarrowquand
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Founded: Oct 06, 2004
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Postby Sarrowquand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:41 am

Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.
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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:42 am

Sarrowquand wrote:Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.

Thank you, thank you. Two shares for you.
Join Ostaniyan Cumhuriyet and take part in a fast-growing democracy!
Warrisonian Military
RP Population: 128 million people.
Mexican Liberation wrote:Cool,I am my own father

Sarrowquand wrote:Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.

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Perinpanland
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Founded: Dec 08, 2011
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Postby Perinpanland » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:43 am

Perinpanland wrote:Where I'm from... our god worships you! :clap: :clap: :clap:

I think you missed mine oh benevolent leader
    [5]Its Chill
    [4]We're watching now!
    [3]We're arming our forces and cleaning our tanks!!
    [2]BAM!!!! BAM!!! We're at war!!!
    [1]NUCLEAR WAR AND THE USAGE OF WMD is now being involved

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Llananas
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Founded: Jul 14, 2009
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Postby Llananas » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:44 am

You, United Warrisons, are indubitably fairer than Narcissus, stronger than Zeus and a faster talker than the pineapple on the top of the fridge.
Long may the pineapples dance flamboyantly.

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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:45 am

Snorris wrote:you are more magnificent than Zeus and more skilled than Hephistus, all the gods of Olympus avert their gaze when you walk through their mountainous abode!! :bow:

Twenty shares for you.

Perinpanland wrote:
Perinpanland wrote:Where I'm from... our god worships you! :clap: :clap: :clap:

I think you missed mine oh benevolent leader

Twenty two shares for you.

Jormengand wrote:
Jormengand wrote:This.

Two shares for you.
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Nedor
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
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Postby Nedor » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:45 am

I sacrifice to You United Warrisons, my only god, this math professor, eat his soul and admires his bloody heart out of his chest....

"all in chorus": THGIL RUOY HTIW SU SSELB, SNOSIRRAW EVIL GNOL.

XD
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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:45 am

Llananas wrote:You, United Warrisons, are indubitably fairer than Narcissus, stronger than Zeus and a faster talker than the pineapple on the top of the fridge.

Twenty one for you.
Join Ostaniyan Cumhuriyet and take part in a fast-growing democracy!
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Mexican Liberation wrote:Cool,I am my own father

Sarrowquand wrote:Goodness surely only one at least two thirds divine, perhaps more could come up with such a grande idea. You really are a smart guy United Warrisons.

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I8pichu
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Founded: Jan 13, 2012
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Postby I8pichu » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:48 am

United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month with a nation which is older than one day.


You are a great speller and you also use correct grammar! :) (5 Shares LOL)

YOU ONLY HAVE 635 MILLION IN POPULATION? (Don't worry, I only have 400-something million I'm doing it for the 1 Share LOL)

6 shares please! Thank you! I would join your region, but I'm the founder of my own region, Oceanside, and I want to be sure that the delegate doesn't destroy everything. :rofl:
You just saw a post by i8pichu, proud founder of the region of the popular region, Oceanside! i8pichu proudly took 4th in the first Oceanside Official Awesomeness contest, and second place in the second!

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Bellepi
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Founded: Mar 01, 2011
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Postby Bellepi » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:51 am

Oh,supreme benevolent new deity, we bow our heads in worship to say, I love you united warrisons, hallowed be thy name, that you are smpathetic with us weaklings, but idiotic for rewarding insults. Hey, but you gots to do what you gots to do.Armen.

Yes, I typed armen.

20,5,1

Addem up, or are you too stupid to count?
1 more, please.
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Boring Paradise
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Postby Boring Paradise » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:51 am

You are wealthier than the god of wealth and you are the greatest to put this thread on.
-Bows down to you and saying you are the greatest-
(25 shares to me)
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United Warrisons
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Founded: Sep 22, 2011
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Postby United Warrisons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:51 am

I8pichu wrote:
United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month with a nation which is older than one day.


You are a great speller and you also use correct grammar! :) (5 Shares LOL)

YOU ONLY HAVE 635 MILLION IN POPULATION? (Don't worry, I only have 400-something million I'm doing it for the 1 Share LOL)

6 shares please! Thank you! I would join your region, but I'm the founder of my own region, Oceanside, and I want to be sure that the delegate doesn't destroy everything. :rofl:

I had to entice people into insulting me with something, and what was better than misspelling 'compliment'? :P Anyway, 6 shares to you, by the way.
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