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by **United Warrisons** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:13 am

Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month with a nation which is older than one day.

EDIT: I am now almost broke. Please do not post in this topic anymore and thanks to those who robbed my worthless currency.

by **Jormengand** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:16 am

United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month.

In soviet russia, you worship god!

by **Lenehen** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:16 am

You spelt 'compliment' wrong, but it's ok because you're normally good at spelling.

There, an insult and a compliment- 6 shares please :-)

by **Old Tyrannia** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:17 am

You have so many shares, United Warrisons, you're practically the God of Wealth. *bows humbly*

by **United Warrisons** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:18 am

Lenehen wrote:You spelt 'compliment' wrong, but it's ok because you're normally good at spelling.

There, an insult and a compliment- 6 shares please :-)

6 shares for you.

Old Tyrannia wrote:You have so many shares, United Warrisons, you're practically the God of Wealth. *bows humbly*

Thank you, twenty shares for you.

by **Zottistan** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:18 am

Oh, Mein Saviour and Fuhrer, I sell my soul to you that I may live for eternity in thine golden halls. The gods themselves do tremble in your presence. Sieg Heil United Warrisons!

by **Jormengand** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:20 am

Obviously, you and your godliness have no time to notice me...

by **Eternal Hebron** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:20 am

United Warrisons is like a god. A stupid god. But also a cute one.

by **United Warrisons** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:20 am

Jormengand wrote:
United Warrisons wrote:Now that I have enough shares to live on for several years, I thought of doing an entirely different thing.

Are you looking for shares? Well, I will give shares to you depending on which one of the following you will post here:

1 share for insulting me,
5 shares for giving me a complement,
20 shares for comparing me with a god,
300 shares if you join Hezar Islands and stay there for at least a month.

In soviet russia, you worship god!

One share to you.

Zottistan wrote:Oh, Mein Saviour and Fuhrer, I sell my soul to you that I may live for eternity in thine golden halls. The gods themselves do tremble in your presence. Sieg Heil United Warrisons!

Thank you, thank you. Twenty shares for you.

by **Grandton** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:20 am

I salute you for your generosity in giving out shares, and scorn you equally for being stupid enough to do so.

There. 6 shares (complement + insult) please.

by **New Mahahus** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:20 am

You're beauty and intelligence is unrivaled by any other being in the world, and your wittiness on for putting this on April 1st is stunning! Oh please Troll God, give me 20 shares!

by **Great Nepal** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:21 am

United Warrisonsl, your shares makes you wealth god who is kind, and idiotic.
Do I get 26 shares for doing all that?

by **Perinpanland** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:21 am

Where I'm from... our god worships you! :clap:

by **The Wise Guardian Hermit** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:21 am

Sigh, I'll join your region for the greater good. Send the shares now and I'll stay for a month.

by **Jormengand** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:21 am

United Warrisons wrote:
Jormengand wrote:In soviet russia, you worship god!

One share to you.

It's a compliment...

by **The Murdering Blobs** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:22 am

United Warrisons, oh great and holy god, your generosity for us mere mortals is too great for words.

by **United Warrisons** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:22 am

Eternal Hebron wrote:United Warrisons is like a god. A stupid god. But also a cute one.

Twenty shares for you.

New Mahahus wrote:You're beauty and intelligence is unrivaled by any other being in the world, and your wittiness on for putting this on April 1st is stunning! Oh please Troll God, give me 20 shares!

Twenty for you as well.

Grandton wrote:I salute you for your generosity in giving out shares, and scorn you equally for being stupid enough to do so.

There. 6 shares (complement + insult) please.

Six shares for you.

by **Jormengand** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:23 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:United Warrisons, your generosity for us mere mortals is too great for words.

You are also better at spelling than some of us mere mortals...

by **Eternal Hebron** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:23 am

United Warrisons wrote:
Eternal Hebron wrote:United Warrisons is like a god. A stupid god. But also a cute one.

Twenty shares for you.

New Mahahus wrote:You're beauty and intelligence is unrivaled by any other being in the world, and your wittiness on for putting this on April 1st is stunning! Oh please Troll God, give me 20 shares!

Twenty for you as well.
Grandton wrote:I salute you for your generosity in giving out shares, and scorn you equally for being stupid enough to do so.

There. 6 shares (complement + insult) please.

Six shares for you.

Insult and compliment?

by **Dukopolious** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:25 am

20 shares? that's nothing to a being such as yourself. You're blessings are unrivaled, shrines are made in your honour, why is it that a god so great does not simply own all of the IPO? Well, your excellency, it is because you own all, we compete over shares to even try to besmirch your power for personal gain, yet the others do not know you truly control us, oh great one. For we will never be able to be such saints, for you make the waves move faster than Poseidon himself, and the world move faster than the violet, for you are one, and we are many, yet you shall always reign supreme, even if you do smell like rotten bananas.

(101 shares. 5 comparisons + 1 insult.)

by **West Western Place** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:25 am

You have god like generosity for your share sharing.

by **United Warrisons** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:27 am

Eternal Hebron wrote:
United Warrisons wrote:Twenty shares for you.

Twenty for you as well.
Six shares for you.

Insult and compliment?

You compared me with a god, so...

Dukopolious wrote:20 shares? that's nothing to a being such as yourself. You're blessings are unrivaled, shrines are made in your honour, why is it that a god so great does not simply own all of the IPO? Well, your excellency, it is because you own all, we compete over shares to even try to besmirch your power for personal gain, yet the others do not know you truly control us, oh great one. For we will never be able to be such saints, for you make the waves move faster than Poseidon himself, and the world move faster than the violet, for you are one, and we are many, yet you shall always reign supreme, even if you do smell like rotten bananas.

(21 shares.)

Bravo. Twenty one shares for you.

Jormengand wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:United Warrisons, your generosity for us mere mortals is too great for words.

You are also better at spelling than some of us mere mortals...

That wasn't directed at me!

by **Eternal Hebron** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:28 am

United Warrisons wrote:
Eternal Hebron wrote:Insult and compliment?

You compared me with a god, so...

A stupid god. But also a cute one

by **Snorris** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:28 am

you are more magnificent than Zeus and more skilled than Hephistus, all the gods of Olympus avert their gaze when you walk through their mountainous abode!! :bow:

by **Jormengand** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:29 am

This.

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