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New Phyrreus
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Postby New Phyrreus » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:43 am

Now that I have your attention...

I NEED SHARES
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Lenehen
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Postby Lenehen » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:46 am

For what?
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Imperial Yamea
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Postby Imperial Yamea » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:47 am

I have a better idea you give me shares.
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New Phyrreus
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Postby New Phyrreus » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:49 am

No I dont think thats a very good idea
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Defcon 1 - Full Alert Status (WMDs Authorized)
Defcon 2 - High alert level, Evac in progress, Military deployed
Defcon 3 - Military currently Deploying
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Interspace Commerce
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Founded: Mar 17, 2012
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Postby Interspace Commerce » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:51 am

I'll make you a deal, I will give you a holy item right from the vatican, if you give me all your shares
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Ardouse
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Founded: Aug 12, 2011
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Postby Ardouse » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:52 am

I think it's a good idea; give him shares.

Yamea give me shares y/n?

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Horror and death
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Postby Horror and death » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:53 am

Maybe you should all give me shares :p
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Great Nepal
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:54 am

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Imperial Yamea
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Postby Imperial Yamea » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:59 am

Ardouse wrote:I think it's a good idea; give him shares.

Yamea give me shares y/n?


But see I want to accumulate more shares. If I give you more shares then how can I achieve my goal?
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Laerod
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:00 am

New Phyrreus wrote:No I dont think thats a very good idea

What exactly are you going to do with shares anyway?

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Lenehen
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Postby Lenehen » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:08 am

Laerod wrote:
New Phyrreus wrote:No I dont think thats a very good idea

What exactly are you going to do with shares anyway?


Hoarde them and drive the prices up! Soon, 1 share will be worth 2 shares! Then the ones who are hoarding money can sell them and retire!
Call me lenny

Step 1. Buy a sheep
Step 2. Name it 'Relation'
Congratulations! You now have a relationsheep!
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Double head eagle
Proudly spreads its awesome wings
Sure you're not condor?

RIP 1000 Cats

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Postby Ardouse » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:06 am

Laerod wrote:
New Phyrreus wrote:No I dont think thats a very good idea

What exactly are you going to do with shares anyway?

What exactly are you going to do with Xbox Live points anyway?

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Laerod
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:09 am

Ardouse wrote:
Laerod wrote:What exactly are you going to do with shares anyway?

What exactly are you going to do with Xbox Live points anyway?

Nothing. I might be spending whatever shares I have on Kat's Haiku though.

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Auttumn
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Postby Auttumn » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:11 am

gimme a bit of shares or else i nuke your country ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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Postby Kentsland » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:44 am

I was born without the ability to love. I spent my whole life living in sorrow, not being to love anyone. As everyone around me fell in love, got married, and had babies (not necessarily in that order) I had to stand back and watch, cry, and die inside. I spent my life playing Roleplays on Nationstates, hoping it would mend by broken heart. I have little money and can't get a job because I can't love anything. But maybe, maybe if I had money I could buy something...something, something amazing....but how? Maybe you all, the wonderful people of Nationstates, could gracefully donate some Shares.

1 Share=1 Smile to a loveless lad.

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Super-Llamaland
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Postby Super-Llamaland » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:49 am

I'd be happy to work out some sort of agreement.
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New Phyrreus
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Founded: Jun 25, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Phyrreus » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:28 am

Auttumn wrote:gimme a bit of shares or else i nuke your country ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐


It's funny because according to NStracker I have a much larger military than you
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Defcon 1 2 3 (4) 5
Defcon 1 - Full Alert Status (WMDs Authorized)
Defcon 2 - High alert level, Evac in progress, Military deployed
Defcon 3 - Military currently Deploying
Defcon 4 - (Current) Military Standby
Defcon 5 - Regular/ Peacekeeping


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