The New Phyrrean Mega-Corporation CELL has made a generous offer for any nation that donates 1,000 shares to New Phyrreus!
Massive and Highly Technological Military Surplus can be yours to own!* Take a look:
A fully refurbished F45 "Chimera" Fighter! Only 1,000 shares!
A huge 1200 passenger carrying M250 "Juggernaut" Transport aircraft! Only 2,500 shares!
An armoured battalion of 14 M21 "Eviscerator" Heavy tanks! Only 5,000 shares!
Or a Sub-Load of 21 Trident Nuclear MIRV missiles! Only 20,000 shares!
Any request you make we can guarantee to get it for you!
All of this must go go go!!
Hurry! While Stocks Last!
*Surplus may or may not be in fighting condition depending on number of shares
