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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:35 am

Thats right, free shares to anybody! Only condition is that they have to do somthing embarrasing and humiliating. The person who does the most humiliating thing gets 10 shares!
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:42 am

I am dutch! That is embarassing as it gets!
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:43 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:I am dutch! That is embarassing as it gets!

Funny but not funny enough.
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Postby Eternal Hebron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:44 am

:bow:

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Postby Weylara » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:44 am

Is it pics or it didn't happen rules?

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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:44 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:I am dutch! That is embarassing as it gets!

Funny but not funny enough.


Speedskating then? That is basically running on ice dressed in a condom!
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:46 am

Weylara wrote:Is it pics or it didn't happen rules?

It can be anything.
The Murdering Blobs wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Funny but not funny enough.


Speedskating then? That is basically running on ice dressed in a condom!

Tee hee, alright you might get it.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:48 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Weylara wrote:Is it pics or it didn't happen rules?

It can be anything.
The Murdering Blobs wrote:
Speedskating then? That is basically running on ice dressed in a condom!

Tee hee, alright you might get it.


Thanks, comrade. If necessary, I will find something else even more embarassing (but I would need to find my diary first :unsure: )
Puppet, will be used as my RP nation...
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“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” Terry Pratchett

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:49 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:It can be anything.
Tee hee, alright you might get it.


Thanks, comrade. If necessary, I will find something else even more embarassing (but I would need to find my diary first :unsure: )

Heh heh heh. I sent you ten shares, doing more embarrasing things could get you more shares.
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:53 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:
Thanks, comrade. If necessary, I will find something else even more embarassing (but I would need to find my diary first :unsure: )

Heh heh heh. I sent you ten shares, doing more embarrasing things could get you more shares.


I am a man and I have sung Nena's 99 luftballons in class to get a higher grade. :oops:
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:59 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Heh heh heh. I sent you ten shares, doing more embarrasing things could get you more shares.


I am a man and I have sung Nena's 99 luftballons in class to get a higher grade. :oops:

Not embarrasing enough, try pooping your pants or somthing like that.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
Political Compass:Left: 7.76, Authoritarian: 5.6
I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:02 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:
I am a man and I have sung Nena's 99 luftballons in class to get a higher grade. :oops:

Not embarrasing enough, try pooping your pants or somthing like that.


Liking Nickelback is even worse, and I have one of their albums and dont think it is bad.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:03 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Not embarrasing enough, try pooping your pants or somthing like that.


Liking Nickelback is even worse, and I have one of their albums and dont think it is bad.

:o Delicious. You just earned another 5 shares.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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Postby Drag Queenotopia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:06 am

I wet my bed when I was 16. :oops: If that is not embarrassing, I don't know what is. :p :lol2:

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:06 am

Drag Queenotopia wrote:I wet my bed when I was 16. :oops: If that is not embarrassing, I don't know what is. :p :lol2:

Pooping yourself at 21? 10 Shares for you!
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Postby Materado » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:07 am

I am not very funny, Honesty points at least?
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:08 am

Materado wrote:I am not very funny, Honesty points at least?

Put in both and you might get some shares.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
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Magna Pannonia
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Postby Magna Pannonia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:10 am

Given enough shares I will turn my nation into a democracy.
I think that's as humiliating as things go that don't involve spreading pictures of my bikini zone around the internet.

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Postby Indieya » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:11 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Drag Queenotopia wrote:I wet my bed when I was 16. :oops: If that is not embarrassing, I don't know what is. :p :lol2:

Pooping yourself at 21? 10 Shares for you!


Well shoot me in the head, I accidentally did once, and I'm 19. :palm: :blink:

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:12 am

Indieya wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Pooping yourself at 21? 10 Shares for you!


Well shoot me in the head, I accidentally did once, and I'm 19. :palm: :blink:

Tee hee yeah! 5 More shares!
Magna Pannonia wrote:Given enough shares I will turn my nation into a democracy.
I think that's as humiliating as things go that don't involve spreading pictures of my bikini zone around the internet.

Meh...
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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Postby Shotgun91 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:14 am

I walked into a door sober and broke my nose when I was 16

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:15 am

Shotgun91 wrote:I walked into a door sober and broke my nose when I was 16

Bah hah hah 5 shares!
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Postby Thesan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:16 am

I was sleeping during my principal's "freshmen" speech, in the middle of the speech I started snoring (hardly), my principal stopped talking, my best friend woke me up, all the school was staring at me....
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:17 am

Thesan wrote:I was sleeping during my principal's "freshmen" speech, in the middle of the speech I started snoring (hardly), my principal stopped talking, my best friend woke me up, all the school was staring at me....

4 shares!
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
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Postby Jenlom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:21 am

When we first moved into this house, the stuff from our old house had been placed in storage and it was a bank holiday, so consequently there was no removal service running. On the first night I had to sleep in a baby's cot, that being the only bed-like thing we had in the house besides a floor covered in cushions. In the middle of the night it collapsed but I was too tired to find anywhere else to sleep, so slept in the wreckage instead.

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