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Michael Kenmore
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Cute picture of me

Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:12 am

Okay, I'll TG a cute Audrey Hepburn-style black-and-white picture of me System-Lord Baal to whomever sends me 1,000 shares. Plain and simple.
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Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:14 am

Depends, you arent a fat man are you?
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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:16 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Depends, you arent a fat man are you?

No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
Image
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Postby Noders » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:19 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Depends, you arent a fat man are you?

No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
Image

eh i already got the full set xD
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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:20 am

Noders wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
-snip-

eh i already got the full set xD

Eh what?
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Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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System-Lord Baal
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Postby System-Lord Baal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:24 am

Aha! More damning evidence that Mitch has been naughty tonight. She has not only spent my fortune on bikini pics, she has also attempted to get more bikini money by posting my pictures.

Now I get why Noders was asking for them. xP
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At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:27 am

System-Lord Baal wrote:Aha! More damning evidence that Mitch has been naughty tonight. She has not only spent my fortune on bikini pics, she has also attempted to get more bikini money by posting my pictures.

Now I get why Noders was asking for them. xP

Well, we're related, right? I have pictures of you sell.
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Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Postby Novraslavia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:34 am

What do I get for two-thousand shares?
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:39 am

Novraslavia wrote:What do I get for two-thousand shares?

A huge full-body pic of her wearing a ridiculous outfit that includes a black scarf and black boots.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Postby Novraslavia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:41 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:A huge full-body pic of her wearing a ridiculous outfit that includes a black scarf and black boots.

Thank god I don't have two-thousand shares. :-P
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System-Lord Baal
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Postby System-Lord Baal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:44 am

Yeah, Mitch, I hardly think it fair you're peddling pictures of me for your own nefarious purposes.
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At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:43 pm

I have 4600 shares. What will I get for that?
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:46 pm

Michael Kenmore wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Depends, you arent a fat man are you?

No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
Image

D'aww so cute.
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The Anglo-Saxon Empire
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:49 pm

Michael Kenmore wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Depends, you arent a fat man are you?

No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
Image

Image
TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.
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System-Lord Baal
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Postby System-Lord Baal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:03 pm

Grenartia wrote:I have 4600 shares. What will I get for that?

The whole package deal. I've commandeered this thread as Michael Kenmore was actually using picture of me I had given her.

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.


This thread is actually a Jewish woman whoring people out of shares. That is what the world devolves to.
The Goa'uld- Self-Appointed Rulers of all Creation
At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
(1 Kings 18:27 NIRV)
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Population: 3,000,230,250
Military: 340,027,630
WA
Farrow-Marshal Aeronautics Corporation
Population: 41,120
Military: 102
Remember, "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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Postby Noders » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:05 pm

System-Lord Baal wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I have 4600 shares. What will I get for that?

The whole package deal. I've commandeered this thread as Michael Kenmore was actually using picture of me I had given her.

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.


This thread is actually a Jewish woman whoring people out of shares. That is what the world devolves to.

SHABAMMMMMMMMMMM! :clap:
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Me=Noders God of pissing you off
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Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:07 pm

System-Lord Baal wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I have 4600 shares. What will I get for that?

The whole package deal. I've commandeered this thread as Michael Kenmore was actually using picture of me I had given her.



Ok. I'll send them to you.
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The Anglo-Saxon Empire
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:31 pm

System-Lord Baal wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I have 4600 shares. What will I get for that?

The whole package deal. I've commandeered this thread as Michael Kenmore was actually using picture of me I had given her.

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.


This thread is actually a Jewish woman whoring people out of shares. That is what the world devolves to.

So wait, she was selling your picks? That is horrifying!
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System-Lord Baal
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Postby System-Lord Baal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:37 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:
System-Lord Baal wrote:The whole package deal. I've commandeered this thread as Michael Kenmore was actually using picture of me I had given her.



This thread is actually a Jewish woman whoring people out of shares. That is what the world devolves to.

So wait, she was selling your picks? That is horrifying!

Because she got the shares and complements off of it instead of me.
The Goa'uld- Self-Appointed Rulers of all Creation
At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
(1 Kings 18:27 NIRV)
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The Fourth Dynasty Goa'uld Empire
Population: 3,000,230,250
Military: 340,027,630
WA
Farrow-Marshal Aeronautics Corporation
Population: 41,120
Military: 102
Remember, "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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Postby Evraim » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:41 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.

Did somebody mentions Jews? :p Say, I have an excellent investment scheme...

System-Lord Baal wrote:Because she got the shares and complements off of it instead of me.

is that all you object to? :lol:
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Postby Novraslavia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:41 pm

System-Lord Baal wrote:
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:So wait, she was selling your picks? That is horrifying!

Because she got the shares and complements off of it instead of me.

Here, have a compliment: You have a nice username.
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:43 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:No. Some people know me.

Here's my sample pic of self:
Image

Image

TBH this is quite disturbing with Jews tricking people out of shares and women whoring out pics. This is what the world devolves into with worthless stock for free.

Image
Moderate Agreeing. But, I guess she's nice.
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Postby Pageon » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:56 pm

System-Lord Baal... your insulting of my nation last we met was most laughable :P Now the truth comes out! My superior forces will charge and the King shall laugh maniaclly as we travel between dimensions!... I am bored of my own insanity now, au reviour :P
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Postby System-Lord Baal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 pm

Evraim wrote:
System-Lord Baal wrote:Because she got the shares and complements off of it instead of me.

is that all you object to? :lol:

Why of course! That's the important part!

Novraslavia wrote:
System-Lord Baal wrote:Because she got the shares and complements off of it instead of me.

Here, have a compliment: You have a nice username.

I know, right?

New high charity 24 wrote:Moderate Agreeing. But, I guess she's nice.

I am so nice. I only pretend to be a sadistic, capitalist maniac.

Pageon wrote:System-Lord Baal... your insulting of my nation last we met was most laughable :P Now the truth comes out! My superior forces will charge and the King shall laugh maniaclly as we travel between dimensions!... I am bored of my own insanity now, au reviour :P


I don't remember ever seeing you. At all. If I insulted you is could not have been laughable because I would have a memory of that.
The Goa'uld- Self-Appointed Rulers of all Creation
At noon Elijah began to tease them. "Shout louder!" he said. "I'm sure Baal is a god! Perhaps he has too much to think about. Or maybe he has gone to the toilet. Or perhaps he's away on a trip. Maybe he's sleeping. You might have to wake him up."
(1 Kings 18:27 NIRV)
Non-WA
The Fourth Dynasty Goa'uld Empire
Population: 3,000,230,250
Military: 340,027,630
WA
Farrow-Marshal Aeronautics Corporation
Population: 41,120
Military: 102
Remember, "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:21 pm

Michael Kenmore wrote:
System-Lord Baal wrote:Aha! More damning evidence that Mitch has been naughty tonight. She has not only spent my fortune on bikini pics, she has also attempted to get more bikini money by posting my pictures.

Now I get why Noders was asking for them. xP

Well, we're related, right? I have pictures of you sell.

Thats...thats a little messed up...
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