Seductions 2012 - Why Vote for the LESSER Evil?

[Reploid Seductions]

A moment of your time, dear future victims shareholders! I would like to outline a proposal for your sheeplike careful consideration!

Think about this stock offering. Today, we choose who will lead this website. Today, we have the opportunity to say to those damn happy huggy hippie do-goodie meany poo-poo headed mods that "We will not stand for your kindness tyranny any longer!" Today, we can tell Max Barry that we are not his own Father-Knows-Best state; that we will determine our own fate, and that we want a new leader! Preferably one that is not Australian! And maybe one that has a nice set of breasts!

I disdainfully respectfully put myself forward to be that murderous sociopath leader! As I will explain below, I am without a doubt the best choice to become the new majority shareholder in Nationstates. Under my leadership, gone will be the era of warn-happy moderation! Gone will be the creepy mustache ad pimping Max's novels! Gone will be the entire current moderation team, to be replaced with bastard competent new moderators that give me the greatest number of shares who won't piss in everyone's cereal and lock all the fun threads! No more will annoying players be given free reign and slap-on-the-wrist warnings over and over again. Under my reign of terror bold leadership, they will be culled quickly and efficiently, never to trouble our fair website again!

Why let some puppet-wanking player who's only got their own personal gain at heart win? Or some silver-tongued World Assembly mook who would no doubt turn the entire site into a cesspit of legalese? Or..... a brony? You don't want a brony running this site, do you? Ponies as far as the eye can see? Ye gads, there's too many of those damned horses as it is! Except Celestia. She's alright, because I swear behind the benign exterior she's a total tyrant.

This share offer is more than that; this is our election! Our time to stand up! So cast your votes, and more importantly, your shares to me, Reploid Seductions! I'll turn this game around and fix all of our moderation problems for good!


~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

[Modbusters]

Gone will be the entire current moderation team,

Hmm... Sounds intriguing.

[Mike the Progressive]

Gone will be the entire current moderation team,

Hmm... Sounds intriguing.

Sounds insane. It would be like F7 on crack, except all of NS. My God, I must contact the president, we must get the FEMA work camps set up, detain all F7ers (and Bronies, Dutch, ze gayz -though they would work at our recycle camp, because ze gayz are great at recycling), and send them there indefinitely.

[Reploid Productions]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY (and several things that aren't) DON'T DO IT!!!

Giving her your shares will only bring about the mods vs bastard mods war as foretold in The Bastard Nationstates Moderator from HELL! - Volume 20!

It's bad enough she managed to steal all MY shares while I was away from the computer for five bloody minutes. Don't help her get any more shares!


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

[Monlyth]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY (and several things that aren't) DON'T DO IT!!!

Giving her your shares will only bring about the mods vs bastard mods war as foretold in The Bastard Nationstates Moderator from HELL! - Volume 20!

It's bad enough she managed to steal all MY shares while I was away from the computer for five bloody minutes. Don't help her get any more shares!

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~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

I'll just give my pitifully low amount of shares to you.

[Monlyth]

LOLOLOL Can't believe I just fell for that.

Change one letter and I'm blind to a scam!

[Reploid Productions]

I'll just give my pitifully low amount of shares to you.

Thank you, brave sir or madam! See folks? Every share that goes to someone OTHER than Seductions is a share against... well, all the evil sociopathic bullshit that she stands for. She says she'll "fix" the issues with moderation? If by "fix" you mean "stab it in the chest repeatedly with a pair of very large knives!"

Don't let tyranny get a toehold on Nationstates! Give your shares to anybody BUT Reploid Seductions!

[Olthar]

Give your shares to anybody BUT Reploid Seductions!

I already took that advice to heart hours ago, Reppy.

That's why I gave all my shares to Aelosia.

[Reploid Seductions]

Don't let tyranny get a toehold on Nationstates! Give your shares to anybody BUT Reploid Seductions!

Oh well fuck you too, Productions. What happened to being some sort of paragon of justice and all that hippy crap? Did somebody hit a rogue Renegade prompt by mistake? And I'm the stab-happy maniac, Ms. Lawlhuge sword? At least my weapons are practical, unlike that oversized letter opener you're so bloody proud of!

If I become the majority shareholder, you're first on the list.


~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

[Radiatia]

Well I don't know about everyone else, but I'M convinced.

And it's a good thing that Reploid Seductions crossed out all those mistakes, otherwise I'd have thought she was evil....

(Unfortunately I already wasted mine, and all my puppets' shares on Bikini Pics)

[Qazox]

Don't let tyranny get a toehold on Nationstates! Give your shares to anybody BUT Reploid Seductions!

Oh well fuck you too, Productions. What happened to being some sort of paragon of justice and all that hippy crap? Did somebody hit a rogue Renegade prompt by mistake? And I'm the stab-happy maniac, Ms. Lawlhuge sword? At least my weapons are practical, unlike that oversized letter opener you're so bloody proud of!

If I become the majority shareholder, you're first on the list.


~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

Can I be 2nd?

[Antariel]

A moment of your time, dear future victims shareholders! I would like to outline a proposal for your sheeplike careful consideration!

Think about this stock offering. Today, we choose who will lead this website. Today, we have the opportunity to say to those damn happy huggy hippie do-goodie meany poo-poo headed mods that "We will not stand for your kindness tyranny any longer!" Today, we can tell Max Barry that we are not his own Father-Knows-Best state; that we will determine our own fate, and that we want a new leader! Preferably one that is not Australian! And maybe one that has a nice set of breasts!

I disdainfully respectfully put myself forward to be that murderous sociopath leader! As I will explain below, I am without a doubt the best choice to become the new majority shareholder in Nationstates. Under my leadership, gone will be the era of warn-happy moderation! Gone will be the creepy mustache ad pimping Max's novels! Gone will be the entire current moderation team, to be replaced with bastard competent new moderators that give me the greatest number of shares who won't piss in everyone's cereal and lock all the fun threads! No more will annoying players be given free reign and slap-on-the-wrist warnings over and over again. Under my reign of terror bold leadership, they will be culled quickly and efficiently, never to trouble our fair website again!

Why let some puppet-wanking player who's only got their own personal gain at heart win? Or some silver-tongued World Assembly mook who would no doubt turn the entire site into a cesspit of legalese? Or..... a brony? You don't want a brony running this site, do you? Ponies as far as the eye can see? Ye gads, there's too many of those damned horses as it is! Except Celestia. She's alright, because I swear behind the benign exterior she's a total tyrant.

This share offer is more than that; this is our election! Our time to stand up! So cast your votes, and more importantly, your shares to me, Reploid Seductions! I'll turn this game around and fix all of our moderation problems for good!

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~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

Seems legit.

[Reploid Seductions]

Also, I might be willing to share some... shall we say compromising pictures of Reploid Productions if I get sufficient bribes shares.

[Reploid Productions]

Also, I might be willing to share some... shall we say compromising pictures of Reploid Productions if I get sufficient bribes shares.

WHAT compromising pictures?!

[Radiatia]

I found an old puppet nation, so sent you 100 shares. But that's all I got, honest! I'm just a poor street urchin, guv'ner.

[Reploid Seductions]

Also, I might be willing to share some... shall we say compromising pictures of Reploid Productions if I get sufficient bribes shares.

WHAT compromising pictures?!

Oh... you know exactly what I'm talking about. From Anime Expo. Your costume. I'm sure your fanbois would love to see 'dat ass.'

[Vortiaganica]

I haf pledged my entire 427 share fortune to the greater good of NationStates!

((Vote Seductions 2012!))

[Qazox]

WHAT compromising pictures?!

Oh... you know exactly what I'm talking about. From Anime Expo. Your costume. I'm sure your fanbois would love to see 'dat ass.'

But all my shares are gone

[System-Lord Baal]

Also, I might be willing to share some... shall we say compromising pictures of Reploid Productions if I get sufficient bribes shares.

WHAT compromising pictures?!

Ooh yesss. I shall donate 8,000 more if it's worthy enough.

[Reploid Seductions]

I haf pledged my entire 427 share fortune to the greater good of NationStates!

((Vote Seductions 2012!))

See? Vort has got the right idea! Sucker!

[UEG-The Systems Alliance]

Shut up and take my money!

.......oh yeah I am broke.

[System-Lord Baal]

Oh lord. What made me give away 10,200+ shares to this Bastard Mod?

[Vortiaganica]

I haf pledged my entire 427 share fortune to the greater good of NationStates!

((Vote Seductions 2012!))

See? Vort has got the right idea! Sucker!

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[Reploid Productions]

Oh lord. What made me give away 10,200+ shares to this Bastard Mod?

Are you INSANE?! There's well-documented evidence that she's a complete and utter psychopath that enjoys the suffering of other people! Why on Earth would you help someone like that?!

[Reploid Seductions]

Oh lord. What made me give away 10,200+ shares to this Bastard Mod?

Are you INSANE?! There's well-documented evidence that she's a complete and utter psychopath that enjoys the suffering of other people! Why on Earth would you help someone like that?!

Because clearly he knows what's good for him the users of Nationstates!