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Oliver the Mediocre
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Postby Oliver the Mediocre » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:39 pm

Oh drat and curses
I thought you were giving me
Shares for good haiku
Oliver Marlowe
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"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time."

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:07 pm

Alright, 50 for you. It had better make me laugh. :p
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Sarrowquand
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Postby Sarrowquand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:46 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Sarrowquand wrote:Could I get another bite at the apple for another 50 shares?


Purpure argent bend
Sinister, with arms of gules
Y displayed in Or


Thankyou Kat :D
Katganistan wrote:Purpure argent bend
Sinister, with arms of gules
Y displayed in Or

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Carmadin
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Postby Carmadin » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:02 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Carmadin wrote:Carmadin writes this
Then off to send fifty shares.
Me has haiku please?


My stars and garters
symmetry and colors blend
in your flag -- well done!


Thank you :) But oh my!
sent fifty not twenty-five
Can have another?
<PIS>: You say boom. I worry
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Wallenbergia
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Wallenbergia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:53 pm

For you, one thousand
I need not those many shares
Now write my haiku.
New Nicksyllvania - Unjustly Deleted 14/6/11
Economic Left/Right: -1.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 5.54
Left: 1.28
Authoritarian: 5.95
Foreign Policy: 7.64
Culture: 6.03
Official Name: Konungrijk Vallenbergija
Capital City: Konungsboorg

Head of State: King Vilhelm
Head of Government, and Chancellor: Chancellor Henrik

Embassies: H-Alba Helvisia Holstejn

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Abruzi
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Founded: Jul 20, 2009
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Postby Abruzi » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:21 pm

Shares sent. Could you please make the Haiku about #Nssanctuary on Esper?
02:01 RomanEmpire Because I dont know about you
02:01 RomanEmpire But I want to monger some fucking fish

Forward for the #Sanc!
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Katganistan wrote:Sanctuary space
Channel on the Esper Net
Fun times are had there


Kybrutirat

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Katganistan
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:19 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Alright, 50 for you. It had better make me laugh. :p


Buffet and Colbert
Sweet Hispanic, we're the same
'cept I'm twice your age
Incorrigible Punsters
Kat, I am your father!
Why I Should Be One of the New Moderators

Kat: "What crime am I to be charged with?"
Sgt Toomey: "Being off the market and denying the many legions of Katganifans the chance to hope they will be the next to be putty in your Katganihands. Sorry. Just Hammasturbating."

Ahhhhh. look at all the Statesy people....
In the Beginning...
The Skeptic's Elite
Katganistan can!
My Little Nations

Drasnia's description of the Nationstates Experience
The Hivemind... isn't. Your mileage may vary.

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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Aug 10, 2011
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:20 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Alright, 50 for you. It had better make me laugh. :p


Buffet and Colbert
Sweet Hispanic, we're the same
'cept I'm twice your age

50 shares sent. I want a good one!
Gay and Proudand also a brony
Political Compass:Left: 7.76, Authoritarian: 5.6
I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
Anti secularist on religion,
Anti-Republican on government,
Interventionist/Imperialist on international issues

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:21 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Alright, 50 for you. It had better make me laugh. :p


Buffet and Colbert
Sweet Hispanic, we're the same
'cept I'm twice your age

Jijiji, I laughed. Very good. :D
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Katganistan
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Founded: Antiquity
Democratic Socialists

Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:21 pm

Wallenbergia wrote:For you, one thousand
I need not those many shares
Now write my haiku.


Swifter than the Hart
Wallenbergia's shares fly
Gen'rously to me.
Incorrigible Punsters
Kat, I am your father!
Why I Should Be One of the New Moderators

Kat: "What crime am I to be charged with?"
Sgt Toomey: "Being off the market and denying the many legions of Katganifans the chance to hope they will be the next to be putty in your Katganihands. Sorry. Just Hammasturbating."

Ahhhhh. look at all the Statesy people....
In the Beginning...
The Skeptic's Elite
Katganistan can!
My Little Nations

Drasnia's description of the Nationstates Experience
The Hivemind... isn't. Your mileage may vary.

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New Coldan Kerplakian
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Posts: 118
Founded: Mar 27, 2012
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Postby New Coldan Kerplakian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:22 pm

I sent 50 shares.
Last edited by God on Mon Jan 1, 0000, 0:00 AM, edited infinite times in total.



Never turn your back on your friends, because they might stab you there when you need them the most.

Life's like a highway, you either move on or your screwed.

Factbook coming out soon!

Sergeant of 1st Calvary Regiment of the Max Barryan army!

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Katganistan
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:22 pm

Abruzi wrote:Shares sent. Could you please make the Haiku about #Nssanctuary on Esper?


Sanctuary space
Channel on the Esper Net
Fun times are had there
Incorrigible Punsters
Kat, I am your father!
Why I Should Be One of the New Moderators

Kat: "What crime am I to be charged with?"
Sgt Toomey: "Being off the market and denying the many legions of Katganifans the chance to hope they will be the next to be putty in your Katganihands. Sorry. Just Hammasturbating."

Ahhhhh. look at all the Statesy people....
In the Beginning...
The Skeptic's Elite
Katganistan can!
My Little Nations

Drasnia's description of the Nationstates Experience
The Hivemind... isn't. Your mileage may vary.

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New Coldan Kerplakian
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Posts: 118
Founded: Mar 27, 2012
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Postby New Coldan Kerplakian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:23 pm

New Coldan Kerplakian wrote:I sent 50 shares.
Last edited by God on Mon Jan 1, 0000, 0:00 AM, edited infinite times in total.



Never turn your back on your friends, because they might stab you there when you need them the most.

Life's like a highway, you either move on or your screwed.

Factbook coming out soon!

Sergeant of 1st Calvary Regiment of the Max Barryan army!

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Katganistan
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Posts: 28703
Founded: Antiquity
Democratic Socialists

Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:24 pm

Carmadin wrote:
Katganistan wrote:
My stars and garters
symmetry and colors blend
in your flag -- well done!


Thank you :) But oh my!
sent fifty not twenty-five
Can have another?


Constellations here
Star of Blue, of red, of gold
Carmadin is named
Incorrigible Punsters
Kat, I am your father!
Why I Should Be One of the New Moderators

Kat: "What crime am I to be charged with?"
Sgt Toomey: "Being off the market and denying the many legions of Katganifans the chance to hope they will be the next to be putty in your Katganihands. Sorry. Just Hammasturbating."

Ahhhhh. look at all the Statesy people....
In the Beginning...
The Skeptic's Elite
Katganistan can!
My Little Nations

Drasnia's description of the Nationstates Experience
The Hivemind... isn't. Your mileage may vary.

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Wisconsin7
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Founded: Sep 21, 2011
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:29 pm

Can someone buy a haiku for me?
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost

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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Aug 10, 2011
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:30 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:Can someone buy a haiku for me?

Sure! If you buy me a giant corporation.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
Political Compass:Left: 7.76, Authoritarian: 5.6
I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
Anti secularist on religion,
Anti-Republican on government,
Interventionist/Imperialist on international issues

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Buffett and Colbert
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Founded: Oct 05, 2008
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:31 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:Can someone buy a haiku for me?

You are a cheapskate
I can't believe you wasted
All of your damn shares


There you go. And that one's for free. :p
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Wisconsin7
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Founded: Sep 21, 2011
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:31 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Can someone buy a haiku for me?

You are a cheapskate
I can't believe you wasted
All of your damn shares


There you go. And that one's for free. :p

I sold my shares to Aelosia so that I could see her in revealing clothing.
Image
Last edited by Wisconsin7 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost

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Trynul
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Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 16, 2012
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Postby Trynul » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:35 pm

DERP
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Vortiaganica
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Founded: Jun 14, 2008
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Postby Vortiaganica » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:36 pm

Traded 1,000 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!


Muhahaha!

Make my multiple haikus about Ankh Mauta, if you please.
The Grim Reaper in Disguise

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Tmutarakhan
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8309
Founded: Dec 06, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tmutarakhan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:19 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:You are a cheapskate
I can't believe you wasted
All of your damn shares


There you go. And that one's for free. :p

I sold my shares to Aelosia so that I could see her in revealing clothing.

You are no cheapskate
Merely a pervert, who fell
For a woman's wiles.

Better?
Life is a tragedy to those who feel, a comedy to those who think, and a musical to those who sing.

I am the very model of a Nation States General,
I am a holy terror to apologists Confederal,
When called upon to source a line, I give citations textual,
And argue about Palestine, and marriage homosexual!


A KNIGHT ON KARINZISTAN'S SPECIAL LIST OF POOPHEADS!

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Wisconsin7
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Founded: Sep 21, 2011
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Postby Wisconsin7 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:20 pm

Tmutarakhan wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:I sold my shares to Aelosia so that I could see her in revealing clothing.

You are no cheapskate
Merely a pervert, who fell
For a woman's wiles.

Better?

If only you saw the tabs I have running....
R.I.P. 1000 Cats

I am a straight 14 year old male atheistic Communist vegan loner. If you have a problem with any of this, I only request that you stay the fuck away from me. If you have questions about atheism or Communism, ask someone else, because there's a 99% chance they can explain it better. If you have questions about veganism, or are yourself a vegan, send me a TG, because I fear that I am the only one on NSG.

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown in sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost

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Wallenbergia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 527
Founded: Apr 11, 2010
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Wallenbergia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:18 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Wallenbergia wrote:For you, one thousand
I need not those many shares
Now write my haiku.


Swifter than the Hart
Wallenbergia's shares fly
Gen'rously to me.


:clap:
My shares were well spent
And shortly, more will be sent
That was excellent.
New Nicksyllvania - Unjustly Deleted 14/6/11
Economic Left/Right: -1.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 5.54
Left: 1.28
Authoritarian: 5.95
Foreign Policy: 7.64
Culture: 6.03
Official Name: Konungrijk Vallenbergija
Capital City: Konungsboorg

Head of State: King Vilhelm
Head of Government, and Chancellor: Chancellor Henrik

Embassies: H-Alba Helvisia Holstejn

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Frenezulejo
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Sep 16, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Frenezulejo » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:46 pm

I have sent 25 of my finest shares
His Excellency Maq the First, by the Grace of God and the Republic of Frenezulejo Lord Protector

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The Grendels
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Antiquity
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Grendels » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:25 am

The Dire Bear Soda Bottling Corporation, featured in today's world census report, requires a new jingle please.
“In off the moor, down through the mist bands,
God-cursed Grendel came, greedily loping.
The bane of the race of men roamed forth, hunting for a prey."

Beowulf

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