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Postby Mallorea and Riva » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:32 pm

Southern Bellz wrote:She has hinted at sending more revealing pictures that wouldnt be safe for NS on the forum. Call it want you want but its selling sex for shares. And its hilariously sad.

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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Southern Bellz wrote:She has hinted at sending more revealing pictures that wouldnt be safe for NS on the forum. Call it want you want but its selling sex for shares. And its hilariously sad.


Lol so what?

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Postby The UK in Exile » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Mallorea and Riva wrote:And what could I buy with 870,971 shares?


well 400,000 could buy you a fairly chaste photo. leaving 400,000 to buy your self-respect and dignity back and 70,971 to me for my excellent advice.
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Postby Spirit of Hope » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:37 pm

The UK in Exile wrote:
Mallorea and Riva wrote:And what could I buy with 870,971 shares?


well 400,000 could buy you a fairly chaste photo. leaving 400,000 to buy your self-respect and dignity back and 70,971 to me for my excellent advice.


Who needs self respect and dignity? I mean those don't get you anywhere in this world.
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Postby Free Underwear Fliers » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:38 pm

How about some nude pictures? I'd pay for that.
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Postby Mallorea and Riva » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:38 pm

Spirit of Hope wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
well 400,000 could buy you a fairly chaste photo. leaving 400,000 to buy your self-respect and dignity back and 70,971 to me for my excellent advice.


Who needs self respect and dignity? I mean those don't get you anywhere in this ruth throughout world.

I've got 870,971 shares, I could buy people's dignity right out from under them. That having been said, I'm still waiting on her offer.
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Postby The UK in Exile » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:38 pm

Spirit of Hope wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
well 400,000 could buy you a fairly chaste photo. leaving 400,000 to buy your self-respect and dignity back and 70,971 to me for my excellent advice.


Who needs self respect and dignity? I mean those don't get you anywhere in this world.


neither does 400,000 NS shares.
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Postby Az Tarnazia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:39 pm

The UK in Exile wrote:
Mallorea and Riva wrote:And what could I buy with 870,971 shares?


well 400,000 could buy you a fairly chaste photo. leaving 400,000 to buy your self-respect and dignity back and 70,971 to me for my excellent advice.


Alternatively, sod the self respect and I will worship you for a whole year for the 400k ;)
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Postby Spirit of Hope » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:39 pm

The UK in Exile wrote:
Spirit of Hope wrote:
Who needs self respect and dignity? I mean those don't get you anywhere in this world.


neither does 400,000 NS shares.


No, those get you pictures that aren't allowed on the forum.
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Postby Darling Violetta » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:40 pm

You do realize that your selling your body for a worthless horde of stuff you'll never get the chance to use?

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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:42 pm

Darling Violetta wrote:You do realize that your selling your body for a worthless horde of stuff you'll never get the chance to use?


We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.

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Postby TableRase » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:43 pm

I'm glad I had a good idea :D
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Postby Itanica » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:43 pm

Whoring yourself out for shares, really? Even see you hinting at pics that aren't appropriate for the NS forums (presumably nude). All for shares?

Can't wait to see you on the street corner.


Hallistar wrote:
Darling Violetta wrote:You do realize that your selling your body for a worthless horde of stuff you'll never get the chance to use?


We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.

Yes I agree, women using their body to get things is a brilliant business strategy that I'm sure all the successful businesswomen out there use.
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Postby Az Tarnazia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:45 pm

Hallistar wrote:
Darling Violetta wrote:You do realize that your selling your body for a worthless horde of stuff you'll never get the chance to use?


We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.


I concur. Who cares if the shares are worthless, if she and other people are enjoying themselves, THAT is what Nationstates is about, is it not?
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:46 pm

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Mallorea and Riva wrote:And what could I buy with 870,971 shares?


Image


She'd probably have sex with you.



You lucky you. :p


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Postby TableRase » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:46 pm

Itanica wrote:Whoring yourself out for shares, really? Even see you hinting at pics that aren't appropriate for the NS forums (presumably nude). All for shares?

Can't wait to see you on the street corner.


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We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.

Yes I agree, women using their body to get things is a brilliant business strategy that I'm sure all the successful businesswomen out there use.

It's not like she's actually revealing anything. Just chill out, it's all just for fun.
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:48 pm

Itanica wrote:Whoring yourself out for shares, really? Even see you hinting at pics that aren't appropriate for the NS forums (presumably nude). All for shares?

Can't wait to see you on the street corner.


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We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.

Yes I agree, women using their body to get things is a brilliant business strategy that I'm sure all the successful businesswomen out there use.


:palm: You're taking this way too seriously. It was just a way to pass the time, and we figured it was a funny idea. If you don't like it, then don't bother with it. And I'm pretty sure your flaming of her by implying shes a hooker just cause she put up a few bikini pics (most weren't even bikini pics) isn't necessary.
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Postby Jagalonia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:48 pm

fap fap fap...


One of the sexiest NSers posting half naked photos for meaningless shares....I like it.
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Postby Spirit of Hope » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:49 pm

Az Tarnazia wrote:
I concur. Who cares if the shares are worthless, if she and other people are enjoying themselves, THAT is what Nationstates is about, is it not?


First I would like to note that the shares do have value, because we have given value to the shares through activities like this thread.

But anyhow, as you said, who cares, she's not hurting anyone, and almost everyone finds it fun and funny. Lastly the mods have approved so it is a go.
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Postby Itanica » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:51 pm

Hallistar wrote:
Itanica wrote:Whoring yourself out for shares, really? Even see you hinting at pics that aren't appropriate for the NS forums (presumably nude). All for shares?

Can't wait to see you on the street corner.



Yes I agree, women using their body to get things is a brilliant business strategy that I'm sure all the successful businesswomen out there use.


:palm: You're taking this way too seriously. It was just a way to pass the time, and we figured it was a funny idea. If you don't like it, then don't bother with it. And I'm pretty sure your flaming of her by implying shes a prostitute (Not that theres anything wrong being one) isn't necessary.

I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:52 pm

Itanica wrote:
Hallistar wrote:
:palm: You're taking this way too seriously. It was just a way to pass the time, and we figured it was a funny idea. If you don't like it, then don't bother with it. And I'm pretty sure your flaming of her by implying shes a prostitute (Not that theres anything wrong being one) isn't necessary.

I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.


"Can't wait to see you on the street corner."

Besides, its a one time joke. Shes already an adult, I doubt shes going to become a prostitute just because of some joke.

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Postby Az Tarnazia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:54 pm

Itanica wrote:I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.


A lot of women use their bodies to get what they want (not all of them, granted). They don't all turn into prostitutes.
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:54 pm

Spirit of Hope wrote:
Az Tarnazia wrote:
I concur. Who cares if the shares are worthless, if she and other people are enjoying themselves, THAT is what Nationstates is about, is it not?


First I would like to note that the shares do have value, because we have given value to the shares through activities like this thread.

But anyhow, as you said, who cares, she's not hurting anyone, and almost everyone finds it fun and funny. Lastly the mods have approved so it is a go.


Yes, exactly!

I mean, I may not be into what she's offering (If she was secretly an Anthropomorphic Dinosaur or Dragoness on the other hand...), but hey, so long as she and everyone else involved has fun with it and the mods are okie-dokie with it, there's no harm.
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Postby Darling Violetta » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:55 pm

Hallistar wrote:
Darling Violetta wrote:You do realize that your selling your body for a worthless horde of stuff you'll never get the chance to use?


We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.

Chill, was just making a statement. If your all having fun then who am I to crash the party? People are to serious around here :palm:

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