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Wikipedia and Universe
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Postby Wikipedia and Universe » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:58 am

Yuktova wrote:
Hikaru Agatha wrote:Sure.... :roll: we believe you... 8)
Ok, ok... Maybe I'm attracted to girls... I wouldn't call myself bi though, I think gay covers me pretty good as a title.
Ever hear of the Kinsey Scale? I think you'd find some utility in it.

TIP: The original criterion of sexual history may not necessarily accurately reflect who you are, and can be easily thrown off, so my suggestion is to evaluate yourself based on how you feel/have felt. ;)
Peace and Omnipotence wrote:This thread has been approved by the male NS population.(Image)
Hey, don't forget all the gay and bisexual girls on NS!

As for this thread itself: I'm still trying to figure out this IPO business, so I'm gonna reread the news and peruse this thread a bit.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get pissed, they'll be a mile away- and barefoot.
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Glasgia
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Postby Glasgia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:18 am

Image


Seriously though, you're hot. Probs heard it before though

Anyway, what would 2,000 get me?
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Pal would work too.
Yeah, just call me whatever the fuck you want.




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Keronians
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Postby Keronians » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:19 am

Bah, my offer of shaving off my moustache if I get in the top 20 is still better.

It's better I tell you!
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It is almost universally felt that when we call a country democratic we are praising it; consequently, the defenders of every kind of regime claim that it is a democracy, and fear that they might have to stop using the word if it were tied down to any one meaning.
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· Private property
· Free foreign trade
· Exchange of goods and services
· Free formation of prices

· Market regulation
· Social security
· Universal healthcare
· Unemployment insurance

This is a capitalist model.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:42 am

I finally recalled the passwords of some ancient puppets. I put an additional 9,816 shares into your account, Aelosia.
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Tulija
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Postby Tulija » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:19 am

This is hilarious - it's like a microcosm of all that is interwebz!
Look up my Factbook, it's snazzy
THE UNITED PROVINCES OF TULIJA
Tulija is a Great Power, renowned for its liberal culture and technocratic governance. It is a world leader in several areas (education, social mobility, HDI, GDP, lack of corruption, public services, technology, secularism etc.) and maintains an excellently equipped and trained military. Regularly topping lists of most desirable locations to live in, its freedoms and economic success are largely unparalleled. Internationally, its foreign policy holds substantial sway. If it were real:
Caeruleus wrote:It would be by far the best country in the world
GDP per Capita = $51,461
Unemployment = 3.2%
Inflation = 1.8%
HDI = 0.988
₳1 = $1.95
Head of State:
The Rt. Hon. Arch Minister, Arthur Kaylor

Factbook!

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Kulverint
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Postby Kulverint » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:26 am

I think it says a lot about humanity that thanks to this Aelosia has 803,418, or 1.0729% of all shares. I am ashamed, NS, albeit not surprised.

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Laerod
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:28 am

Kulverint wrote:I think it says a lot about humanity that thanks to this Aelosia has 803,418, or 1.0729% of all shares. I am ashamed, NS, albeit not surprised.

Are you saying it's too many or too few?

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Arkinesia
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Postby Arkinesia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:01 am

Kulverint wrote:I think it says a lot about humanity that thanks to this Aelosia has 803,418, or 1.0729% of all shares. I am ashamed, NS, albeit not surprised.

It just says some of us know what's going on and want to get better results.
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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:39 am

Aelosia wrote:
DeathNDestruction wrote:First Donor: Buffet and Colbert who sent 69 shares.... need I say more?


There are several reasons why buffy could contribute BEFORE I started the thread. He has seen all my pictures. Even the ones you will never ever see.

Some people have...privileges.

Exactly. That's why I gave her 69... shares.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Volnotova
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Founded: Nov 08, 2010
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Postby Volnotova » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:41 am

What can I get for 47,873 shares? 8)
A very exclusive and exceptional ice crystal.

A surrealistic alien entity stretched thin across the many membranes of the multiverse.
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:You are the most lawful neutral person I have ever witnessed.


Polruan wrote:It's like Humphrey Applebee wrote a chapter of the Talmud in here.

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New Springs
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Founded: Feb 25, 2012
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Postby New Springs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:45 am

Ehh, not worth it.

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ThisIsNotACountry
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Founded: May 27, 2010
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Postby ThisIsNotACountry » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:47 am

I have given 99 162 shares
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•Motto: "This is not a motto."
•Currency: The nothing
•National Animal: Lawn Gnome (shown above)
•Capital City: Blahblah
•Leader: John Doe III
•National Religion: indifference
•Population: 6.902 Billion (as of January 25, 2015)
•Tax rate: 98.1%
•National Anthem: The Laughing Gnome
•Politics and Whatnot: Liberal, Democratic, Secular, Communist (Marxist)
Diplomacy Fails by A mean old man

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Hallistar
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Founded: Nov 21, 2008
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:54 am

Pyravar wrote:
Hallistar wrote:So uh..what does 14,000 get me?



a lap dance from her


Allright Aelosia you heard Pyravar. With our combined sexiness no one can stop us.

Oh and can you resize your thumbnail to be bigger? :p
Image[/quote]
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:00 am

Volnotova wrote:What can I get for 47,873 shares? 8)


what do you want?

Kulverint wrote:I think it says a lot about humanity that thanks to this Aelosia has 803,418, or 1.0729% of all shares. I am ashamed, NS, albeit not surprised.


Well, I am an ancient and well established member of the community, it is more than you are trying to pinpoint here.

Laerod wrote:Maaaan. I've downl- I mean, seen all of these a long time ago...


There are a handful of new ones, I don't usually go to the beach lately, however.


The Archregimancy wrote:This thread proves that Venezuela could become a great international capitalist powerhouse if only Chavez wasn't attempting to nationalise the bodies of Venezuelan beauty pageant winners.

That's what he's trying to nationalise, right? Major multinational corporations, the Polar beer company, and the bodies of Venezuelan beauty pageant winners....

I'm sure that's what El Universal's webpage said last week, anyway.


Heh, well, have you heard of brains fleeing the nations? Bodies are fleeing now too!

I am back, by the way. My sudden sleep break caused the donations to stop immediately?
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:02 am

Aelosia wrote:I am back, by the way. My sudden sleep break caused the donations to stop immediately?

needz moar cleevaj
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Hallistar
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Founded: Nov 21, 2008
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:03 am

Moar lower body picz nao pls
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:10 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Aelosia wrote:I am back, by the way. My sudden sleep break caused the donations to stop immediately?

needz moar cleevaj


There is enuff cleevaj now, you guys want nipps now, and tha's not gonna happen.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.

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Volnotova
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Founded: Nov 08, 2010
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Postby Volnotova » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:12 am

Aelosia wrote:
Volnotova wrote:What can I get for 47,873 shares? 8)


Well, I am not into cleavage and a lot of skin.

I prefer things a là women's fashion of the 1890s - 1950s.

But I fear you do not have something like that to offer. :(
A very exclusive and exceptional ice crystal.

A surrealistic alien entity stretched thin across the many membranes of the multiverse.
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:You are the most lawful neutral person I have ever witnessed.


Polruan wrote:It's like Humphrey Applebee wrote a chapter of the Talmud in here.

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Laerod
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Founded: Jul 17, 2004
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:12 am

Aelosia wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:needz moar cleevaj


There is enuff cleevaj now, you guys want nipps now, and tha's not gonna happen.

Why not? ;_;

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Laerod
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:15 am

Oh, right. Nipps. Rules.


Carry on...

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 am

Aelosia wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:needz moar cleevaj


There is enuff cleevaj now, you guys want nipps now, and tha's not gonna happen.

But... but... ok...

Luckily for me, I can't fall for your devilish female tricks anyway. :p
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Hallistar
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Founded: Nov 21, 2008
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:19 am

Time for leg, booty and feet pictures, or do we still get to see moar boobz?
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Neo-Erusea
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Jun 17, 2006
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:23 am

So do I get a sign?
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Phonencia
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Postby Phonencia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:23 am

omg I think I'm gonna pass out...
Unified diversity
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Every part encouraged by the other
No one independent of another
Irreplaceable
Indispensable
You're incredible
Incredible...

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Glasgia
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Postby Glasgia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:26 am

So, what would I get for 2,000?
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Pal would work too.
Yeah, just call me whatever the fuck you want.




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