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Allied States of Demokratia
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Founded: Dec 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Allied States of Demokratia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:30 am

Ive been priced out of this market.
No puppets, fan of NS, but guess theres no room for the small guy...
Drop the guns and rhetoric.
Grab a beer and some nachos...
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Laerod
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Posts: 26183
Founded: Jul 17, 2004
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:32 am

Allied States of Demokratia wrote:Ive been priced out of this market.
No puppets, fan of NS, but guess theres no room for the small guy...

Gotta bring something to the table. I've been selling my mediocre art skills. Kat is doing Haiku.
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Zaolat
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Founded: Aug 01, 2011
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Postby Zaolat » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:32 am

Cromarty wrote:
Andaricus wrote:How many shares would it take to get a date with You?

All the shares in the world.


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Panty Bear
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Founded: Nov 06, 2011
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Postby Panty Bear » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:49 am

What will 400,000 shares buy?
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Allied States of Demokratia
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Founded: Dec 06, 2011
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Postby Allied States of Demokratia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:50 am

53 shares and a joke, thats about 10% of what I have, in the hopes for "greater good" but I doubt that...

The joke:


Two men walk into a bar, the first man says "I'll have an H2O." the second man says "That sound's good, I'll have an H2O, too." The second man died . . .
Drop the guns and rhetoric.
Grab a beer and some nachos...
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Zanzar
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Founded: Nov 06, 2009
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Postby Zanzar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:50 am

3,930?
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:51 am

Panty Bear wrote:What will 400,000 shares buy?


Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get [ADMIN EDIT: content removed], as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

NOTE FROM ADMIN: Nope, we're not doing that.
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My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:59 am

Aelosia wrote:
Panty Bear wrote:What will 400,000 shares buy?


Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Carajo, mujer!
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His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
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I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Laerod
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:00 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Carajo, mujer!

Sweet-talking will get you nowhere! It's cold, hard, solid, internet currency that's at stake here!
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Neo-Erusea
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Founded: Jun 17, 2006
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:01 am

I wonder what will become of the shares after April Fool's is done. It seems like an interesting idea to keep in all honesty, but I wonder if they'd get any sort of gameplay value.

Aelosia is making a killing xD
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Neo-Erusea
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:01 am

Laerod wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Carajo, mujer!

Sweet-talking will get you nowhere! It's cold, hard, solid, internet currency that's at stake here!


"Carajo, mujer" is not sweet talking buddy =p

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Michael Kenmore
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:01 am

Aelosia wrote:
Panty Bear wrote:What will 400,000 shares buy?


Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Just curious, but what place am I currently? 2nd?

And when can we expect the personalized ones?
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Zottistan
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Posts: 14894
Founded: Nov 26, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Zottistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:02 am

Allied States of Demokratia wrote:Ive been priced out of this market.
No puppets, fan of NS, but guess theres no room for the small guy...


Welcome to capitalism, my friend.

Also, I'll be making a sizeable donation whem I get my shares back from the Jewish Bank!
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ORLY Owls
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Founded: May 04, 2008
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Postby ORLY Owls » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:04 am

Alright, I have to get in on this. I've gathered 11,499 shares and I'm sending them now.
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Aelosia
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Founded: Antiquity
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:06 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Carajo, mujer!


Pero no me creen!
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Michael Kenmore
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:09 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Just curious, but what place am I currently? 2nd?

And when can we expect the personalized ones?
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Mushet
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Founded: Apr 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Mushet » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:09 am

Aelosia wrote:
Panty Bear wrote:What will 400,000 shares buy?


Would put you up to the first place. The three biggest donators get a personalized private picture sent through TG, as I cannot post it given the rules of the fora. Is it enough?

Interesting....

I have enough for second place :D .....

We'll see :p
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Hallistar
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Founded: Nov 21, 2008
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:12 am

Aelosia wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Carajo, mujer!


Pero no me creen!


Soy muy celoso. Quiero pintura erotica de tu. Es desgraciado.
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Zottistan
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Founded: Nov 26, 2011
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Postby Zottistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:16 am

Hallistar wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Pero no me creen!


Soy muy celoso. Quiero pintura erotica de tu. Es desgraciado.


Something something something erotic something something something disgraceful. Was I far off?
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Hallistar
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Founded: Nov 21, 2008
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:19 am

Zottistan wrote:
Hallistar wrote:
Soy muy celoso. Quiero pintura erotica de tu. Es desgraciado.


Something something something erotic something something something disgraceful. Was I far off?


Desgraciado means unfortunate in spanish.
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:22 am

Best pictures are being distributed through TG to the highest bidders. Receiving tasteful, really tasteful offers so far. Auction time I guess.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Southern Bellz
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Posts: 633
Founded: Oct 04, 2008
Democratic Socialists

Postby Southern Bellz » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:26 am

This might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen in NS. Shares are introduced and an online 'sex for shares' program pops up.

Is this real life?
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Laerod
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Posts: 26183
Founded: Jul 17, 2004
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:27 am

Southern Bellz wrote:This might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen in NS. Shares are introduced and an online 'sex for shares' program pops up.

Is this real life?

Aelosia is a classy lady. She knows how to lure the desperate online male and wring him dry.
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Army
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Founded: Nov 03, 2011
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Postby Army » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:27 am

Southern Bellz wrote:This might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen in NS. Shares are introduced and an online 'sex for shares' program pops up.

Is this real life?


Someone posting already-available facebook pictures on a public forum doesn't seem like a 'sex for shares' program to me...
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Mushet
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Founded: Apr 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Mushet » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:28 am

Southern Bellz wrote:This might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen in NS. Shares are introduced and an online 'sex for shares' program pops up.

Is this real life?

Is this the real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught in landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see...

If you see a billboard or some other advertisement using sex to sell their products than yes, if you don't see it you're not in America :p
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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