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by Khorsun » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:11 pm
by DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:12 pm
by Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:13 pm
by Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:14 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
by DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:15 pm
by Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:16 pm
by Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:18 pm
by Cosumar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:20 pm
by Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:21 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
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by Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
Call now.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
by Noders » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
Call now.
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by Qazox » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:23 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
Call now.
by Forsher » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:24 pm
by Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:26 pm
Qazox wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
Call now.
I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???
by Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:27 pm
Qazox wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*
But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.
That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.
Call now.
I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???
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by Neo-Erusea » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:28 pm
by Khorsun » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:29 pm
by Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:30 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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by Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:33 pm
by DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:34 pm
Neo-Erusea wrote:I found my puppets, I donated another 6,809, which I believe puts me at over 100,000 shares donated. Do I get a prize or something?
by Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:36 pm
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
by Aelosia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:37 pm
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to
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