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What would you do for 53,682 shares? SERIOUS

Postby Qazox » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:32 pm

I got 53,682 shares that I will give to someone at Midnight tonight US EDT.

So tell me why you want them...

and the reason I judge to be the best will receive my 53,682 shares.

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Postby Sheepatropolis » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:33 pm

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Postby Ravineworld » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 pm

A spot in my region, and no taxes.
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Postby Denisova of the Persephone Belt » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 pm

I'll give you a nation or two for it. They're pretty big.

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Postby Soxastan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:41 pm

Give them to me so I can give them to quadraphonic, deaf, blind, leukemia stricken, malnourished, African children in Iraqistan so that I can feel better about myself.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:42 pm

**strips**

My body is ready.
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Postby The lepearchauns » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:43 pm

I will come to your house in RL and buy you liquor! :D
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Postby Hjornis » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:43 pm

Well the Queen of Hjornis is a great writer. Over the years she have written many books such as Franks guverment and the robot woman. She have some problems marketing her books, and she will use the money she gets from the shares to start up a web site where players may come to create their own nation. Her they can discus matters that are important to them, and form the world in their image. If they wish to Create a nation according to their political ideals and care for its people, Or deliberately oppress them,It's up to them, but she need starter capital
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Postby Lyanna Stark » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:44 pm

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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:45 pm

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:46 pm

My signature for a week.
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Postby Cu Math » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:46 pm

I will play bagpipes for 25 hours, then hit myself in the face with a Nokia 3110.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:48 pm

I'll put you in your own NSBall comic with whatever joke you want.
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:49 pm

I will advertise you in my sig, motto, and flag for a month, and post a video of me dancing IRL.
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Postby Soviet Canuckistan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:49 pm

I will let you use my WA votes and give you rent space in my sig for a year and pre-title ad space for a year, letting you name my nation currency, capital, leader and letting you write what you want in my fact book for a year all while having to play COD Black Ops and listening to Friday by Rebecca Black for 72 hours
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Postby Winterfelll » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:51 pm

I will give you full support in any conflict, debate, or decision you make as well as the support of my extensive puppet nations. None are large, but they are numerous.

In addition, I will willingly submit to a variety of other suggestions from you, providing that they are not too extreme. I will also match any other offer by any other nation, again, providing that it is not too extreme.
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Postby Creselia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:52 pm

I will give you one "Good Job!", "I knew you could do it!", or a "You're the best!" every day for one year for all your shares! ;)


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Postby Equestrian States » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:53 pm

I will give you 50,924 shares. 8)

Kidding there.

Seriously? Uh, I'll co-host the World Bowl with you? I dunno...
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:54 pm

You will be made a Knight of Ankh Mauta, and I have a family and unborn child to feed.
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Postby Runescape » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:54 pm

Anything.

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Postby New Korongo » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:54 pm

I will do nothing at all.

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Postby Aractia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:56 pm

I WANT IT! I would LOVE to have those shares!

I will give you $20, the soup nazi, the last living munchkin, a dancing holographic monkey, i'll make small talk with the omelette guy for you, tell dirty limericks at family reunions, recap last weeks episode of Jersey Gangland for you with sock puppets, a new boat?

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:57 pm

Nothing, I give them too my boyfriend's nation, because he won't be on over the weekend and won't be able to take any shares out of his nation. :3
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:58 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:Nothing, I give them too my boyfriend's nation, because he won't be on over the weekend and won't be able to take any shares out of his nation. :3


He's on right now, actually. He just posted in the Eternal Thread.
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