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Frisbeeteria
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:33 pm

The lepearchauns wrote:Now Im going to need to see some paperwork before you get the rest! 8)

All the contract you need is right there in the OP. It's not like I can edit my post or anything now that it's been quoted, right?

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Postby Ifreann » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:33 pm

I have pictures I could photoshop to look like Kat, I think I'm good for mod bias.
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:34 pm

How much for a day of flaming, trolling and usual trademark Wellboneland behavior without a ban?
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Newkie Love
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Postby Newkie Love » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:35 pm

I Is Sell my shares to you if you change everyone's name to Duck and everything they say into "Quack" "Quack"

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Frisbeeteria
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:35 pm

Former Wellboneland wrote:How much for a day of flaming, trolling and usual trademark Wellboneland behavior without a ban?

Be my top contributor and I promise I won't ban you.

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Postby Former Wellboneland » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:36 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
Former Wellboneland wrote:How much for a day of flaming, trolling and usual trademark Wellboneland behavior without a ban?

Be my top contributor and I promise I won't ban you.

How is 208 shares?
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:37 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
Former Wellboneland wrote:How much for a day of flaming, trolling and usual trademark Wellboneland behavior without a ban?

Be my top contributor and I promise I won't ban you.

Fris, how about a deal?

I'll take all your shares, and you'll become admin...
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:40 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
Former Wellboneland wrote:How much for a day of flaming, trolling and usual trademark Wellboneland behavior without a ban?

Be my top contributor and I promise I won't ban you.


Oooh, sneaky 8)
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Postby Girkil » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:44 pm

You sir get a cookie for the effort. But not my shares...
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Postby Benutanairan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:46 pm

what hell is nazi porn? the bastard son of hentai?
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Postby Zonolia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:50 pm

Benutanairan wrote:what hell is nazi porn? the bastard son of hentai?

That made me laugh so damn much I'm sigging this.
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:38 pm

I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:

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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:39 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:


Too late, gave all my shares to Fris. I hope maybe next tim-

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Postby Elipida » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:23 pm

you might get some from me...in the morning
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Postby Fersceau » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:27 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:Are you going to give your shares away to other players for vague promises or stupid demands? Why waste your time and effort?

Go for the Gold Standard of internet currencies: MOD BIAS

Yes, that's right - the top share donator will receive preferential treatment on reports of rulebreaking. All you need to do is ship shares my way. If you'd like, you can collect them from friends and send them here for that little added boost.

WA multies? NO problem. Flaming and trolling? A thing of the past. All it takes is the right combination of shares, and you too can purchase relative immunity. Post in this thread with what you're giving me (and why, if you like), so I can give you appropriate credit afterwards.

This offer is limited. Donate TODAY!

You wish.

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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:29 pm

Mod bias or Bikini pics. Damn. tough decision.
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The Grendels
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Postby The Grendels » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:34 pm

It's completely unethical. I can be judgmental for half that price!
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:38 pm

Two questions:

1.) If you have a clean record, will a Mod be biased to wait on you hand and foot for the right amount...? :twisted:

2.) x shares=What type of bias?
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Frenadrix
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Postby Frenadrix » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:42 pm

How much bias against me is 500 shares?
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:45 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:Are you going to give your shares away to other players for vague promises or stupid demands? Why waste your time and effort?

Go for the Gold Standard of internet currencies: MOD BIAS

Yes, that's right - the top share donator will receive preferential treatment on reports of rulebreaking. All you need to do is ship shares my way. If you'd like, you can collect them from friends and send them here for that little added boost.

WA multies? NO problem. Flaming and trolling? A thing of the past. All it takes is the right combination of shares, and you too can purchase relative immunity. Post in this thread with what you're giving me (and why, if you like), so I can give you appropriate credit afterwards.

This offer is limited. Donate TODAY!


Can it also be the other way around? I give you shares, you DEAT someone for me? :)
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Frenadrix
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Postby Frenadrix » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:46 pm

Bias against means you are more likely to be suspended.

How much does 500 shares give?

(Please Note: I'm going to give you 500 shares, not take them.)
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Aractia
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Postby Aractia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:55 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:


I'm about to split a couple thousand shares between you and Frisbeeteria. Why? WELL, I want to become a moderator at some point in the near future. Hopefully, getting on your good sides will earn me some respect. #I<3Bribing
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The Emerald Legion
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Postby The Emerald Legion » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:57 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:


Very well then. I have to say I do see you and nervun more often than fris...

Therefore! I shall grant thee a tribute of 1098 shares. Why? because the 98 is too small and it's cluttering up my numbers.
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Postby Mousebumples » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:04 pm

What's the going rate to have a single WA multi nation overlooked? I mean, I would think, say, 20,000 shares per WA multi nation (for, say, a year) would be fair, right? Of course, if there's any other mods who might be interested in making me a better offer, we'll have to see what sort of negotiation we can work out ...

I mean, I wouldn't do anything bad with a WA multi (or 2, or 3, or 4 ... ) - honest! I'm not even into that whole R/D game. I'd just maybe have some extra votes. And possibly additional personalities with the halls of the GA. That's totally a forgivable WA multi offense, right?
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:08 pm

In reading over several of the posts, I am struck by one image:


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