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april fools!!!

Postby This Dictator » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:09 pm

lol this is a prank, the IPO thing
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Postby Neil Patrick Harris » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:11 pm

No, it's not.
I command you to give me all of your shares. Help me win NationStates.
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Postby Kogvuron » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:13 pm

No, give me all you shares.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:13 pm

*goes off to spot puppets*

Anyone is free to give me shares, I try to get into the top-20. And otherwise... let's do a Dutch Mafia team up :twisted: ? Ballotonia, Crazy Girl, Knootoss, HC Eredivisie, Belgians? :)
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Postby Crazy girl » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:14 pm

Me, of course :P 8)

Think of the power for the Dutch Maffia! We could even have our own translated version!
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Postby Firstaria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:15 pm

Give me the shares and I will promise to remove the auto-purge from F7.
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Postby Summermusic222 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:17 pm

Gimme! :D
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Postby Mushet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:17 pm

It'd be a better joke to actually give NationStates shares to the players for free :p
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:19 pm

Crazy girl wrote:Me, of course :P 8)

Think of the power for the Dutch Maffia! We could even have our own translated version!


Oooh, "Natiestaten". I like that. Go go go Team Dutch Mafia :bow:
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Postby Warzone Codger » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:21 pm

Onder is so competitive! :P

Even in a April Fools game he has to WIN WIN WIN!
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Postby Firstaria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:22 pm

A share for me is a share for freedom in F7!!!!
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:23 pm

Give me your shares and I will make the rules more lenient and ban all mods but Crazy girl and sedge and make Nightkill a mod.
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Postby Mushet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:25 pm

Firstaria wrote:Give me the shares and I will promise to remove the auto-purge from F7.

Silence peasant, I am still the king, I demand your shares as taxation :p
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Postby Oterro » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:26 pm

Firstaria wrote:Give me the shares and I will promise to remove the auto-purge from F7.

This is why you're destitute.
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Former Wellboneland wrote: but Crazy girl and sedge and make Nightkill a mod.

never mind.
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Postby Super Bwitain » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:26 pm

I traded my shares to myself, and now I have no shares.

Dafuq? :lol:
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Postby Firstaria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:28 pm

Mushet wrote:
Firstaria wrote:Give me the shares and I will promise to remove the auto-purge from F7.

Silence peasant, I am still the king, I demand your shares as taxation :p


A king??? With shares on me, there will be no kings or queens!!! Anarchy will rule supreme!!! F7 will be free!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Mushet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:29 pm

Firstaria wrote:
Mushet wrote:Silence peasant, I am still the king, I demand your shares as taxation :p


A king??? With shares on me, there will be no kings or queens!!! Anarchy will rule supreme!!! F7 will be free!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

F7 is Anarcho-Monarchist :p

And I've been king for like 2 years now, where have you been? :p
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:36 pm

Every share that doesn't go to me goes to plebbishness.

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Postby Bleckonia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:38 pm

Gimme your shares if U don't want them.
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Postby Demphor » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:39 pm

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Postby Oterro » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:40 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Every share that doesn't go to me goes to plebbishness.

I also legally represent Oterro.

A vote for Wied is a vote for abortion/not abortion, religion/not religion, capitalism/not capitalism and not terrible music.
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Postby Rubrum Natio » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:42 pm

You know... hah... your shares would be a nice late birthday gift for meh :D
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Postby Malshan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:43 pm

Firstaria wrote:
Mushet wrote:Silence peasant, I am still the king, I demand your shares as taxation :p


A king??? With shares on me, there will be no kings or queens!!! Anarchy will rule supreme!!! F7 will be free!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Just for that, you get a share.

.5 shares, that is.

EDIT: -_-
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Postby Chrinthania » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:49 pm

I, for one, can't wait until we get some close down notice from the SEC or something April Fools related like that. April Fools Day, bah! Humbug!
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Postby Arumdaum » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:21 pm

I demand shares. >:O
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