MOD BIAS for sale, Cheap!

[Sentinel XV]

The mods are... being so vague, if you get my drift.

It's as if they... have something to hide, if you know what I mean.

But in fact they... only want your shares, you know?

[Lackadaisical2]

Would be useful, if true.

[Keronians]

The Hindu Bank is a responsible institution that will not partake in this corruption.

However, we would like to... donate some shares in a sign of... solemn support for the work of the moderators.

[Frisbeeteria]

However, we would like to... donate some shares in a sign of... solemn support for the work of the moderators.

All contributions are welcome, of course.

[Sentinel XV]

Say.. if I wanted to get an old nation of mine unbanned.. how much would that cost me?

[Mesoland]

[Frisbeeteria]

I've decided that non-biased moderation is actually better, and I'm giving all my shares to [violet]. This is too much work to get to corruption.

[The BlAAtschApen]

I've decided that non-biased moderation is actually better, and I'm giving all my shares to [violet]. This is too much work to get to corruption.

Nooo! Join your fellow modlings and donate to the #2 in the list. Ardchoille and Crazy Girl went before you

[Frenadrix]

I've decided that non-biased moderation is actually better, and I'm giving all my shares to [violet]. This is too much work to get to corruption.

Please refund my shares.

[Yumyum36]

Are you going to give your shares away to other players for vague promises or stupid demands? Why waste your time and effort?

Go for the Gold Standard of internet currencies: MOD BIAS

Yes, that's right - the top share donator will receive preferential treatment on reports of rulebreaking. All you need to do is ship shares my way. If you'd like, you can collect them from friends and send them here for that little added boost.

WA multies? NO problem. Flaming and trolling? A thing of the past. All it takes is the right combination of shares, and you too can purchase relative immunity. Post in this thread with what you're giving me (and why, if you like), so I can give you appropriate credit afterwards.

This offer is limited. Donate TODAY!

Is 18,598 shares enough to be #1?

[Frisbeeteria]

Is 18,598 shares enough to be #1?

It sure is. Assuming no one else passes you.

[Frisbeeteria]

Thank you, NationStates, for making this thread a failure. It's not so much that I can't be bought, but that so few of you tried. Well done.

[Astrolinium]

Thank you, NationStates, for making this thread a failure. It's not so much that I can't be bought, but that so few of you tried. Well done.

Well, to be fair, your main competitors promised such things as boobs and eternal glory.

[Aquophia]

I didnt even see the thread till now. *trollface*

[The Archregimancy]

In a cruel twist of irony, everyone will eventually by your bias for exactly the same amount of shares.

Hmmm... so this is little like airlines that sell 'priority' seating, then...

[The BlAAtschApen]

Thank you, NationStates, for making this thread a failure. It's not so much that I can't be bought, but that so few of you tried. Well done.

We are strongwilled and will fight to uphold justice whereever and will not be corrupted by worldly pow... oh, look, boobies.

[Liriena]

I'll give 2000 shares if you just...you know...let us make the forums R-rated
After all, the Internet is for porn


Seriously, now: I'll give you 500,just 'cause I love bribing people.

[Victorious Decepticons]

Thank you, NationStates, for making this thread a failure. It's not so much that I can't be bought, but that so few of you tried. Well done.

I think reaction is more like this than one of honor: