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MISTER KRABS' SEXY MONEY DANCE [CLOSED, LINK IS NOW PUBLIC]

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How sexy is Mister Krabs' sexy money dance?

SEXY
0
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VERY SEXY
0
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VERY VERY SEXY
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VERY VERY VERY SEXY
1
50%
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHARES
1
50%
I AM THE ONE PERCENT
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Total votes : 2

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TurtleShroom
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MISTER KRABS' SEXY MONEY DANCE [CLOSED, LINK IS NOW PUBLIC]

Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:01 pm

Okay, I have a curfew at 10:00 PM and can not compete past that, so I will not even get to my goal of one percent. :oops:

So I'm pulling out the BIG GUNS to get people to give their all for shares. There is nothing greater than this.

[size=200]GIVE ME YOUR SHARES AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE LINK TO A LOOP OF MISTER KRABS' SEXY MONEY DANCE.[/size]

[align=center]IT IS SEXY.

IT HAS MONEY.

IT HAS DANCING.

-AND IT HAS MISTER KRABS.[/align]

DEEP IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.


SO GIVE ME YOUR SHARES AND I WILL GIVE YOU [size=150]YOUR REWARD[/size].
Last edited by TurtleShroom on Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:05 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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Postby Zepplien » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:03 pm

I will give you 400 shares for that link
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Postby Arkania 5 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:05 pm

Zepplien wrote:I will give you 400 shares for that link


I see you 400 and raise you 450.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:06 pm

WE GOT FOUR FIFTY FOUR FIFTY ANYONE GOT MORE

OFFER ENDS AT 9:25 PM
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:12 pm

COME ON PEOPLE, HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT.

COME ON DOWN!!
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Postby Mosasauria » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:14 pm

13,000 shares for the link.
Nah, not really. :p
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:15 pm

Mosasauria wrote:13,000 shares for the link.
Nah, not really. :p


What? WHAT?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Postby Ende » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:16 pm

300 shares. Done.

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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:18 pm

I'M PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS, PEOPLE.

THE SEXINESS WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN.

YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

YOU NEED MISTER KRABS' SEXY MONEY DANCE.
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!
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Postby Zepplien » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:20 pm

Worth all 500 shares
Generation 29 (The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.)
Come to the Communist side, we have Cookies Wheat
I take boring you to a whole new level!
Never mistake my IC nation for communism. think of it as Zepism, something unique and terrifying
Ode to Zepplin:

You Play as a Bisexual think tank, in a woemans body so gracefully... But as quickly as you came you are gone playing a Chineese Clone... Then you are a stupid, homocidal iddiot who will kill 1000 people for his own power... You are my hero.

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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:26 pm

oh god....I want it....please somebody give me a FEW shares. I have my new epic flag begging for it.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:26 pm

PEOPLE, THIS IS HOT STUFF.

-AND YOUR PARENTS WON;T BE TICKED, LIKE THEY WILL IN THE BIKINI STUFF.

IT'S SEXY AND IT'S STILL OKAY FOR MAMA TO SEE.

OFFER EXTENDED
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!
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Postby Bunny Haven » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:41 pm

Please don't post ads in my thread, it steals shares from the sick bunnies.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=172125&p=8866416#p8866416
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:45 pm

I GAVE YOU SHARES GIVE ME SEXY DANCE!
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:48 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:I'M PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS, PEOPLE.

THE SEXINESS WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN.

YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

YOU NEED MISTER KRABS' SEXY MONEY DANCE.
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!
●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ש✞ש▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
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THIS IS IT

Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:01 pm

THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!
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