Conservative Patriotism Panels

[Ardchoille]

May it please the court, note that the defendant Grave_n_Idle openly confesses to Idleness, and we all know what the Devil does with Idle hands. I contend, therefore, that the defendant cannot be held responsible for his present state, and enter a plea of diminished responsibility.

[Waterlow]

Consider, fellow rugged and hardy affirmed individuals, the example of a most heinous disseminator of socialist propaganda. Subtle and deceptive in his masquerade as a conservative paragon but steadfastly an agent of the sinful permissive elite. Liberal to the core, presenting a righteous facade but relentlessly pursuing a pinko communist freedom-hating agenda, luring the weak-minded with his fakery and tomfoolery. Witness, if you dare, numerous contributions deemed ripe for mockery, belittling our noble, virtuous cause. Surely no more dangerous saboteur exists? Shudder in helpless revolt at his calumny, his infamy, his secret espousal of fairness and equality.

I present to you... Parthenon.

[Milk and honey land]

The sentence is passed unanimously!

Do we have more scapegoats to execute traitors to re-educate in our pursuit of our conservative utopia?

Natapoc obviously.

Absolutely. Bottle and Muravyets, and that old guy, Grave_n_Idle. I've got them on my list, they never will be missed.

Muravyets for sure, on my foe list

The flamer should be burn at the steak, well done please. Then feed Muravyets to bald eagles.
Yes, steak, cut up into steaks and burned.

[Crimson Blades]

I would be honored to represent conservative values and serve the all-powerful REAGAN as a member of this board.