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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:31 pm

Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p
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Postby Meroivinge » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:51 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p



The very fact that you would have doubts about whether to join a forum full of goddless commie islamofascist homosexual welfare-recipients instead of a forum built to celebrate the Greatest Christian country in all of history deeply concerns me. It seems you have already been indoctrinated by evil liberal propaganda through their insidious public schools and so-called "science". Hopefully, like Paul on the road to Damascus, the scales will fall from your eyes and you will repent your hideous atheist ways.

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Postby Yootopia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:52 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p

Fuck right back off to the Liberal zone where you can flounder ideologically in peace with the trots and stalinists.
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Old Tyrannia
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:58 pm

Meroivinge wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p



The very fact that you would have doubts about whether to join a forum full of goddless commie islamofascist homosexual welfare-recipients instead of a forum built to celebrate the Greatest Christian country in all of history deeply concerns me. It seems you have already been indoctrinated by evil liberal propaganda through their insidious public schools and so-called "science". Hopefully, like Paul on the road to Damascus, the scales will fall from your eyes and you will repent your hideous atheist ways.

Ah, yes, Great Britain :p
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Postby Monte Mare » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:02 pm

Meroivinge wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p



The very fact that you would have doubts about whether to join a forum full of goddless commie islamofascist homosexual welfare-recipients instead of a forum built to celebrate the Greatest Christian country in all of history deeply concerns me. It seems you have already been indoctrinated by evil liberal propaganda through their insidious public schools and so-called "science". Hopefully, like Paul on the road to Damascus, the scales will fall from your eyes and you will repent your hideous atheist ways.

What? Stop telling those crap... Just be Liberal Tyrannia!

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Postby New Amerik » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:02 pm

Screw both. Be an authoritarian dictator. We get all the hot chicks.
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Postby New Caldaris » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:03 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p



FASCISM F**K YEAH!!! (hope this answered your question.)

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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:36 pm

I will give you a nice, prolonged, totally heterosexual back massage.

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:37 pm

North Suran wrote:I will give you a nice, prolonged, totally heterosexual back massage.

Such is the way of the conservative.

Don't forget it isn't gay if you it is either a Page or in a public restroom.
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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:40 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
North Suran wrote:I will give you a nice, prolonged, totally heterosexual back massage.

Such is the way of the conservative.

Don't forget it isn't gay if you it is either a Page or in a public restroom.

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact. Allow me to elaborate.

This is gay:

Image

This is not gay:

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Questions?
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Postby WWII History Geeks » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:05 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p

Ugh, I'm joining you. I have no idea where to post.
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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:15 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Liberal Zone, too! So hurry up, Conservatives! You don't want to be left behind! :p

I'm not going to convince you of anything. I myself post in both forums. so why limit yourself?
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Postby Eternal Yerushalayim » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:22 pm

Because Reagan made more movies than Obama.
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Dinosians
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Postby Dinosians » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:38 pm

Because we have Pie.

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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:41 pm

Dinosians wrote:Because we have Pie.

*points*

Say, aren't you the guy who said "You see if you were paying attention you would know that Republicans are trying to remove anything related to Aborition from all laws. It should be up to the parents to decide if the fetus lives or dies, for it has yet to become a human being," back in the Liberal Zone?
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Postby Dinosians » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:44 pm

What of it?

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Baidu
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Baidu » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:47 pm

Conservatives can afford better Scotch.

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Dinosians
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Postby Dinosians » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:48 pm

That and we won't "share" your money with a guy who sits around and plays Xbox all day.

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Baidu
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Postby Baidu » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:10 pm

Conservatives own Xbox!

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Our L Lawliet
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Postby Our L Lawliet » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:12 pm

Liberal PS3 is where it's at.

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Postby Pivovarsky » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:13 pm

The Liberal zone because... well it doesn't go all New York City during the night time. The Liberal zone is much safer
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Convince Me!

Postby Western Beaver » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:16 pm

Conservatives smoke real Cigars. :blink:

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Dinosians
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Postby Dinosians » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:24 pm

Correction, Liberals own Xbox, Conservatives own PS3 and I own both thus I render your statements invalid.

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Postby Our L Lawliet » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:38 pm

Dinosians wrote:Correction, Liberals own Xbox, Conservatives own PS3 and I own both thus I render your statements invalid.

Your mother.

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Postby Dinosians » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:44 pm

Our L Lawliet wrote:
Dinosians wrote:Correction, Liberals own Xbox, Conservatives own PS3 and I own both thus I render your statements invalid.

Your mother.


Looks very nice this evening and is enjoying herself by playing Tetris on the PS2.

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