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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:20 am

In honor of Reagan we should destroy the great wall of that stupid motherfucking communist china. Whose with me?
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:23 am

I would suggest using Pineapples. They would be all spiky and annoying.

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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:27 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:I would suggest using Pineapples. They would be all spiky and annoying.

We should reagan that wall.
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Postby Brydog » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:36 am

The wall is a historic and might be useful in defense against Russia, but the "Great Firewall Wall", that should be destroyed.
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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:40 am

Mister Hugh Gin-tao, tear down this waaaaaaaalllllll!
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:32 am

North Suran wrote:Mister Hugh Gin-tao, tear down this waaaaaaaalllllll!

Amen! We need Mecha-Reagen to come back and tear down that damn wall!
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Postby Kirav » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:29 pm

There's no question that the wall needs to go down.

The problem is, though, doing so would promote contact between the Chinese and those goddamn Russkies. They might even merge to form a Rice-and-Vodka Communist Überstate!

We must begin by spreading conservative, democratic values to (annexing) Mongolia, and then use the country as a base for the destruction of the Wall.

Keep in mind, though, it would be easy to convert the Chinese to Constitutional values. After all, they do have a lot of tea.

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Postby Newhatred » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:32 pm

In case you have not been listening for the last 20 years.... We've not disapproved of walls since the fall of the soviet union.

Us real conservatives support walls such as the one on the south border to keep illegals out and the one used by our greatest ally Israel to keep the terrorist Palestinians out.

We also need to build one to the north to keep the liberals out.

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Postby Veblenia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:55 pm

Ralkovia wrote:In honor of Reagan we should destroy the great wall of that stupid motherfucking communist china. Whose with me?


Hells yeah! We can use the stones for the Mexican border and the Israeli security fence!
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Postby Asceaus » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:45 pm

Why don't we just put the damn wall on the border between the USA and Mexico?
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:47 pm

I'll knock down your great wall of china. In soviet russia wall tear down YOU!
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Postby Vox Libertatem » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:18 pm

Why build a wall at the US-Mexico border? A nice white picket fence is much more neighborly and evokes a nice 50s vibe, while still being reasonably effective at keeping annoying kids off your lawn.

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Postby Asceaus » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:26 pm

Vox Libertatem wrote:Why build a wall at the US-Mexico border? A nice white picket fence is much more neighborly and evokes a nice 50s vibe, while still being reasonably effective at keeping annoying kids off your lawn.

Plus it's not going to be made in China! You win sir!
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