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KonataLand
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Postby KonataLand » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:22 pm

REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!

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Postby FreeSatania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:27 pm

KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:28 pm

JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan

Reagan Rea Gan Gan Reagan Ron Ronald REAGAN!

*translation: ok, no more pokemon for you!

How dare you defile the great language of Reagan by equating it to that gay pinko filth! For shame.

hey, you suggested it. not me. >:(

Why on earth would I suggest naming anything after a filthy pig like Reagan?

Alzheimers?

Do I look like Reagan to you?
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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:28 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

REAGAAAAAAN!
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Postby Hegstoria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

Reag Re Re Regan Reaga Gan Agan Reagan.
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

Don't even claim to be John Bonham. Your skills are mediocre.
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Postby FreeSatania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:
KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

Don't even claim to be John Bonham. Your skills are mediocre.


Que? Regan?

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Postby City of Norfolk » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

Everything should be named Reagan...

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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:40 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:
KonataLand wrote:REAGAN!

Reagan reagan, rea-gan REAGAN!

Reagan reagan...

Reagan? REAGAN! Reaaaaaa-GAN! Reagan reagan reagan!!!


Reagan? Rea Rea Gan Gan Rae ReA-GaN. bonzo bedtime.

Don't even claim to be John Bonham. Your skills are mediocre.


Que? Regan?

John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:41 pm

North Wiedna wrote:John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".

You insult Reagan's exceptional primary sex organ with your whale comparisons.
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Postby Tergnitz » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:41 pm

City of Norfolk wrote:Everything should be named Reagan...


Reagan reagan reagan reagan!! (Yes, it really should!)

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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:44 pm

North Suran wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".

You insult Reagan's exceptional primary sex organ with your whale comparisons.

LOL I heard the Washington monument was never completed and that they instead buried Reagan there. And then the next morning there was a huge obelisk where a tiny statue of washington was supposed to be. Obviously that must be Reagan's wang.
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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:45 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
North Suran wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".

You insult Reagan's exceptional primary sex organ with your whale comparisons.

LOL I heard the Washington monument was never completed and that they instead buried Reagan there. And then the next morning there was a huge obelisk where a tiny statue of washington was supposed to be. Obviously that must be Reagan's wang.

Again, why do you insult the impressive penis of the Eternal President with your comparisons to an obelisk?!
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:47 pm

North Suran wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
North Suran wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".

You insult Reagan's exceptional primary sex organ with your whale comparisons.

LOL I heard the Washington monument was never completed and that they instead buried Reagan there. And then the next morning there was a huge obelisk where a tiny statue of washington was supposed to be. Obviously that must be Reagan's wang.

Again, why do you insult the impressive penis of the Eternal President with your comparisons to an obelisk?!

Because Reagan obviously needed something to tear down that wall and I didn't feel a bulldozer did him justice.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:50 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
North Suran wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:John "Bonzo" Bonham, Led Zeppelin's drummer?

Which reminds me, "Moby Dick" is now "Reagan's Dick".

You insult Reagan's exceptional primary sex organ with your whale comparisons.

LOL I heard the Washington monument was never completed and that they instead buried Reagan there. And then the next morning there was a huge obelisk where a tiny statue of washington was supposed to be. Obviously that must be Reagan's wang.

Again, why do you insult the impressive penis of the Eternal President with your comparisons to an obelisk?!

Because Reagan obviously needed something to tear down that wall and I didn't feel a bulldozer did him justice.

He did it by thinking it.
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Postby Spartan Philidelphia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:51 pm

Let's rename this game to ReaganStates or perhaps NationReagan, ReaganReagan, or even Ronald Wilson!
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KonataLand
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Postby KonataLand » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:53 pm

I love our president, BaReagan OReagan...

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Postby Hegstoria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:54 pm

KonataLand wrote:I love our president, BaReagan OReagan...

HERESY!!!! GET REGAN AWAY FROM THOSE HORRIBLE LETTERS!!!!
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Defcon 5: Pax Hegstoriana
Defcon 4: Ehh, things are pretty good, but a bit heated
Defcon 3: War seems near, but not at the moment, and far from the mind
Defcon 2: Get a helmet
Defcon 1: Put on said helmet

Colonies: South-West Hegstodia, The Hegstoria Rhodesian Confederacy(3 independent colonies), Fuair

Major Leaders: President Jonathan F. Shepherd, Vice President Francis P. Sinclair, Minister of the Interior Samuel D. Lisbon, Minister of the Armed Forces General Stanley C. McAlister

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Postby Spartan Philidelphia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:54 pm

KonataLand wrote:I love our president, BaReagan OReagan...


He doesn't deserve to be named after Reagan!
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:56 pm

KonataLand wrote:I love our president, BaReagan OReagan...

No, it has been outlined that all things bad will be named after Reagan's commie adversary Gorbachev. So you would love BaGorbachev Ogorbachev
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Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:13 pm

United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan

Reagan Rea Gan Gan Reagan Ron Ronald REAGAN!

*translation: ok, no more pokemon for you!

How dare you defile the great language of Reagan by equating it to that gay pinko filth! For shame.

hey, you suggested it. not me. >:(

Why on earth would I suggest naming anything after a filthy pig like Reagan?

Alzheimers?

Do I look like Reagan to you?

And where did I say you were anywhere near the glorious visage of Reagan?
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:17 pm

obviously he is jealous that he is not reagan. I know I am.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Flameswroth » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:17 pm

I don't you know about Reagan, but Reagan am very Reagan about this Reagan Reagan. Let all Reagan unite under one Reagan and Reagen that Reagan becomes the only Reagan in this Reagan!
Czardas wrote:Why should we bail out climate change with billions of dollars, when lesbians are starving in the streets because they can't afford an abortion?

Reagan Clone wrote:What you are proposing is glorifying God by loving, respecting, or at least tolerating, his other creations.

That is the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard, and I had Barry Manilow perform at the White House in '82.



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Postby Tergnitz » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:17 pm

United Dependencies wrote:Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan

REAGAN!!!

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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:26 pm

JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
JuNii wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan

Reagan Rea Gan Gan Reagan Ron Ronald REAGAN!

*translation: ok, no more pokemon for you!

How dare you defile the great language of Reagan by equating it to that gay pinko filth! For shame.

hey, you suggested it. not me. >:(

Why on earth would I suggest naming anything after a filthy pig like Reagan?

Alzheimers?

Do I look like Reagan to you?

And where did I say you were anywhere near the glorious visage of Reagan?

Well he did have alzheimers.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

This is Nationstates we're here to help

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