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FreeSatania
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Postby FreeSatania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:27 pm

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
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Hegstoria
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Postby Hegstoria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:31 pm

FreeSatania wrote:My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

HURRAH!!!
"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."-Oscar Wilde

Defcon 5: Pax Hegstoriana
Defcon 4: Ehh, things are pretty good, but a bit heated
Defcon 3: War seems near, but not at the moment, and far from the mind
Defcon 2: Get a helmet
Defcon 1: Put on said helmet

Colonies: South-West Hegstodia, The Hegstoria Rhodesian Confederacy(3 independent colonies), Fuair

Major Leaders: President Jonathan F. Shepherd, Vice President Francis P. Sinclair, Minister of the Interior Samuel D. Lisbon, Minister of the Armed Forces General Stanley C. McAlister

Map: -currently under a redesign-

Size: 7,825,600 km^2

Life Expectancy: 84.59 years Courtesy of Unibot

Alliances: Skyguard Defense Network

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Panzerjaeger
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm

Hegstoria wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

HURRAH!!!

America Fuck Yeah! USA! USA! USA!
Friendly Neighborhood Fascist™
ФАШИЗМ БЕЗГРАНИЧНЫЙ И КРАСНЫЙ
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Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

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F1-Insanity
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Postby F1-Insanity » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:33 pm

FreeSatania wrote:My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.


May Reagan bless Reagan when he reagans Gorbachevland. May Reagan have mercy on Gorbachevland because Reagan won't.
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Why yes, I am a progressive and social human being, thanks for asking!
Think about the numbers in terms that we can relate to. Remove eight zeros from the numbers and pretend it is the household budget for the fictitious Jones family:
-Total annual income for the Jones family: $21,700
-Amount of money the Jones family spent: $38,200
-Amount of new debt added to the credit card: $16,500
-Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710

-Amount cut from the budget: $385
Help us Obi Ben Bernanki, printing more money is our only hope... for a big bonus! - Wall Street
Bush's 'faith' was the same political tool as Obama's 'hope'.
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Tergnitz
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Postby Tergnitz » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:36 pm

F1-Insanity wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.


May Reagan bless Reagan when he reagans Gorbachevland. May Reagan have mercy on Gorbachevland because Reagan won't.


Reagan, Reagan, REAGAN!!!
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:40 pm

REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

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*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
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Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
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New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.
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Pokemonman
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Postby Pokemonman » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:42 pm

Reagan Burger!
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