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Name more stuff after Reagan

Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:06 am

This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:07 am

Sounds pointless. Lets call it all George for kicks.

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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:07 am

Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:08 am

United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan


Reagan, reggian, regian regan.(yes we should do that)
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Postby Rhodmhire » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:10 am

United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan


So ahead of his time, I hope translating Conservapedia into this new Reagan-oriented language will be easy.


I bet you got that idea from Conservapedia, just like the rest of your ideas, primitive scum.
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:10 am

Ralkovia wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan


Reagan, reggian, regian regan.(yes we should do that)

Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan, Reag Reagan Reagan! :lol:
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Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby Pythria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:12 am

Great idea!
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:12 am

Reagan reagan reagan...REAGAN!!!! HAHAHAHAH Reagan reagan reagan.
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:13 am

Rhodmhire wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan



I bet you got that idea from Conservapedia, just like the rest of your ideas, primitive scum.


I'm sorry your blind to the way reality really is. Conservapedia opened my eyes to the way things really are.

Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagn Reagan Reagan Regan Reagan Reagan Reagan. Reaganpedia Reagned Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagn Reagan Reagan Reagan.
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Cannot think of a name wrote:
Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

This is Nationstates we're here to help

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Postby Williams Grove (Ancient) » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:15 am

This is a petition Reagan to name Reagan more ships Reagan class CVNs, Reagan tanks, weapons that shoot Reagan bullets, buildings in the shape of "R", roads that lead to Reagan's birthplace, statues in the shape of Reagan punching Gorbachev in his stupid commie face, bridges, spaceships that lead to Reagan's secret planets built to house Star Wars equipment, cloned animals that BAAA or Bark out songs of dedication to Reagan, plants that grow to the exact dimensions of Reagan, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children [children shouldn't be named after Reagan for they are not worthy], numbers, teapots whiskey [teapots went out of style here when Thatcher left office], computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.


Fixed it for you. I will proudly sign Reagan this petition.
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:18 am

Lets go to a bar and totally get reaganed up and then we can nuke china's great wall.
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:20 am

I went out with this Reaganing Chick last night. We got out to the Parking lot, She started Reaganing me. Right in the Reaganing Parking lot. It was freaking Reagan. It was so freaking Reagan.

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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:22 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:I went out with this Reaganing Chick last night. We got out to the Parking lot, She started Reaganing me. Right in the Reaganing Parking lot. It was freaking Reagan. It was so freaking Reagan.


NICE. That was totally reagan. You should probably go reagan some more chicks so that you can have more reagans to reagan those dirty liberal commies.
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
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Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Williams Grove (Ancient) » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:23 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:I went out with this Reaganing Chick last night. We got out to the Parking lot, She started Reaganing me. Right in the Reaganing Parking lot. It was freaking Reagan. It was so freaking Reagan.


Did she show you her Pershing IIs?
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:23 am

Why don't we name Washington DC Reagan?
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:27 am

Rejistania wrote:Why don't we name Washington DC Reagan?


Why don't we rename every state after Reagan?
We can have New Reagan, New Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Reagan Island, Reaganoming, Reagantah, Reaganrida, Reageorgia, etc.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Williams Grove (Ancient) » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:28 am

We should give Russia a giant tax cut.

BEFORE WE NUKE THEM.
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Postby F1-Insanity » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:53 am

The White House should be renamed 'Reagan House'. Penn ave should be renamed Reagan ave. The Washinton monument should be the Washington & Reagan monument. And there should be a statue of Reagan in the new Lincoln & Reagan memorial. And the Potomac to be renamed Reagan river.
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Postby Takaram » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:58 am

Why don't we just go ahead and rename everything Reagan. Our children, our party, our nation, everything.

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Postby F1-Insanity » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:59 am

Takareagan wrote:Why don't we just go ahead and rename everything Reagan. Our children, our party, our nation, everything.


Certainly

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Think about the numbers in terms that we can relate to. Remove eight zeros from the numbers and pretend it is the household budget for the fictitious Jones family:
-Total annual income for the Jones family: $21,700
-Amount of money the Jones family spent: $38,200
-Amount of new debt added to the credit card: $16,500
-Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710

-Amount cut from the budget: $385
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Postby Pythria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:01 am

I live in North Reagan in a large reagan. I like to drive my reagan into West Reagan to reagan my reagan. Other people also like to reagan my reagan, although reagan is too reagan to reagan reagan reagan reagan.
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:01 am

Takaram wrote:Why don't we just go ahead and rename everything Reagan. Our children, our party, our nation, everything.

United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan


Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagn. :palm:
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Cannot think of a name wrote:
Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:03 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:Sounds pointless. Lets call it all George for kicks.

"and we'll love him and hug him and squeeze him and..."
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:05 am

United Dependencies wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:This is a petition to name more ships, tanks, weapons, buildings, roads, statues, bridges, spaceships, planets, animals, plants, rockets, nuclear weapons, walls, wall destroying devices, electrical sockets, children, numbers, teapots, computers, companies, airplanes, etc. after Ronald Reagan.
Who will sign this petition.

Why don't we just change the whole english language to different pronunciations of Reagan

Reagan Rea Gan Gan Reagan Ron Ronald REAGAN!

*translation: ok, no more pokemon for you!
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Duocore » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:06 am

the moon should be named reagan
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