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Daemonicai
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What the Hell Just Happened?

Postby Daemonicai » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:38 am

Here I was, not going on NS for several days, and now this thing happened. Instead of Iron Fist Consumerists, I've been labelled both a Champion of Commerce and a Pig-Dog Oppressor. I was also miffed about how NSG is now gone and replaced with an apartheid-like system of a 'Liberal Discussion Forum' and a 'Conservative Discussion Forum'. But what I'm especially miffed about is that I've now got a great big US flag background in the top-left of my screen. I would prefer an option where I could customise it into whatever flag I wanted.

But then I looked at what the date was and remembered that in foreign countries (and probably many people here) have this useless traditional holiday called "April Fool's Day". So I thought, it's probably a prank. Then I looked at the announcement made by Max and it was dated for yesterday. So I'm assuming that it's either an irritating prank and Max just posted the announcement a day early (and so holds temporary annoyance for the NSGers here), or it is a genuine change and holds permanent (or not, as the right amount of protest, boycotting and the inevitable loss in revenue for Barry can lead to reversion) annoyance for the NSGers here. I'm assuming the later, but if it's permanent, please look back at the above paragraph.

In conclusion, I hate the First of April as much as the Fourth of July.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:40 am

Daemonicai wrote:Here I was, not going on NS for several days, and now this thing happened. Instead of Iron Fist Consumerists, I've been labelled both a Champion of Commerce and a Pig-Dog Oppressor. I was also miffed about how NSG is now gone and replaced with an apartheid-like system of a 'Liberal Discussion Forum' and a 'Conservative Discussion Forum'. But what I'm especially miffed about is that I've now got a great big US flag background in the top-left of my screen. I would prefer an option where I could customise it into whatever flag I wanted.

But then I looked at what the date was and remembered that in foreign countries (and probably many people here) have this useless traditional holiday called "April Fool's Day". So I thought, it's probably a prank. Then I looked at the announcement made by Max and it was dated for yesterday. So I'm assuming that it's either an irritating prank and Max just posted the announcement a day early (and so holds temporary annoyance for the NSGers here), or it is a genuine change and holds permanent (or not, as the right amount of protest, boycotting and the inevitable loss in revenue for Barry can lead to reversion) annoyance for the NSGers here. I'm assuming the later, but if it's permanent, please look back at the above paragraph.

In conclusion, I hate the First of April as much as the Fourth of July.

Oh, come on, at least on July 4th you can blow stuff up.
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Postby Tyrrin » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:58 am

You are obviously a socialist Nazi commie Kenyan, because these are the only people who don't celebrate April Fools.

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Postby Caninope » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:02 am

No, it's April Fool's. The News looks like it's from March 31st because he is from Australia, far ahead of the US. Last year they said NS was coming out for the DS.
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:02 am

I think this is dang hillarious.

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Postby East Fancainia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:04 am

You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!

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Postby The Imperial Navy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:05 am

East Fancainia wrote:You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!


Nah, I seek the destruction of all life on earth.

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Postby Great Nepal » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:06 am

Daemonicai wrote:Here I was, not going on NS for several days, and now this thing happened. Instead of Iron Fist Consumerists, I've been labelled both a Champion of Commerce and a Pig-Dog Oppressor. I was also miffed about how NSG is now gone and replaced with an apartheid-like system of a 'Liberal Discussion Forum' and a 'Conservative Discussion Forum'. But what I'm especially miffed about is that I've now got a great big US flag background in the top-left of my screen. I would prefer an option where I could customise it into whatever flag I wanted.

But then I looked at what the date was and remembered that in foreign countries (and probably many people here) have this useless traditional holiday called "April Fool's Day". So I thought, it's probably a prank. Then I looked at the announcement made by Max and it was dated for yesterday. So I'm assuming that it's either an irritating prank and Max just posted the announcement a day early (and so holds temporary annoyance for the NSGers here), or it is a genuine change and holds permanent (or not, as the right amount of protest, boycotting and the inevitable loss in revenue for Barry can lead to reversion) annoyance for the NSGers here. I'm assuming the later, but if it's permanent, please look back at the above paragraph.

In conclusion, I hate the First of April as much as the Fourth of July.

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Postby Rhodmhire » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:07 am

Daemonicai wrote:In conclusion, I hate the First of April as much as the Fourth of July.


This....

...was all I saw from your dogmatic, garbled, liberal cesspool of a post. The Fourth of July is the greatest USA holiday of all time, how often do we get to blow shit up without waging war? God, you're so weak, grow a spine and come back in four months and three days, then we'll talk.


^This. You summed it up quite nicely, what a prolific conclusion.
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Postby Lockswania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:08 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:I think this is dang hillarious.


Agreed. :clap:
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Postby Iceia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:22 am

I thought it was pretty funny. I've been renamed from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Fascist"

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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:41 am

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East Fancainia wrote:You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!


Nah, I seek the destruction of all life on earth.

...

oh, ok. as long as you seek to destroy all life equally. 8)
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Postby Birnadia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:46 am

East Fancainia wrote:You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!

Jedi 999 impression?
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Postby Caelestius » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:53 am

This is an amusing prank. Happy April Fools!
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:56 am

Birnadia wrote:
East Fancainia wrote:You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!

Jedi 999 impression?

Mmm, but not a very good one. Jedi would have said something like, "so you support imperialist exploitation of my country and the murder of bhagat singh?"
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:28 am

Tyrrin wrote:You are obviously a socialist Nazi commie Kenyan, because these are the only people who don't celebrate April Fools.

^This!
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Postby Strykla » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am

Rhodmhire wrote:
Daemonicai wrote:In conclusion, I hate the First of April as much as the Fourth of July.


This....

...was all I saw from your dogmatic, garbled, liberal cesspool of a post. The Fourth of July is the greatest USA holiday of all time, how often do we get to blow shit up without waging war? God, you're so weak, grow a spine and come back in four months and three days, then we'll talk.


^This. You summed it up quite nicely, what a prolific conclusion.

^couldn't stop laughing. :lol:
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Postby Strykla » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:35 am

I'm a Suspiciously Conservative Democracy! :eyebrow:
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Postby Platonic Thought » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:37 am

The Imperial Navy wrote:
East Fancainia wrote:You're an Imperialist British BASTARD!


Nah, I seek the destruction of all life on earth.


Umm, isn't that the same thing?

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Postby Alquerque » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:14 pm

apparently my country is full of nation-hating hippies. i never knew.

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Postby North Avayu » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:49 pm

While I think that this April Fool's Joke was hilarious, it really brought in two fora full of spam. Hilarious spam, but spam nonetheless.
Which makes me sad, because I no good neither at spamming nor parodying. :(

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Postby Keys of Fury » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:27 pm

North Avayu wrote:While I think that this April Fool's Joke was hilarious, it really brought in two fora full of spam. Hilarious spam, but spam nonetheless.
Which makes me sad, because I no good neither at spamming nor parodying. :(


I looked them up. Being no good SPAMMING is OK. You could PARODYING better than I. Is parodying here OK? I think it is good.
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Postby Trippoli » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:42 pm

I'm labeled a Fascists.
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