Liberal Spies

[Ifreann]

Rumours abound that liberals are posting in the CDZ, posing as conservatives in order to take our guns and replace them with welfare cheques and free surgeries. Un-American, pinko, Euro-trash libs, fouling up the our beloved homeland. We must seek these villains out! Have you noticed any of your fellow posters acting liberal lately? Seen someone fidgeting with a lighter near Old Glory? Spotted them out without their usual gun belt? Heard them putting the letter "u" where it doesn't belong? Detected hesitation to spit in fury when uttering the name of the Archliberal traitor, Obama? Let us know, so we can secure this corner of the internet for True American Conservatives for all time.

Special Agent Ifreann
Department of Homepage Security

[Tergnitz]

HE brought down the Iron Curtain!

What have you done today?

[1337tonia]

*whispers into a walkie-talkie* our cover is blown...try to cover it up? roger*

You've nothing to fear, good friend. we've already check under the bed for any liberals, and found none. at all. so don't go looking.

[Uyoku Nippon]

Of course your dirty gaijin conservative movement got infiltrated. Pure Yamato Japanese movement cannot be infiltrated by dirty gaijin.

[South Lorenya]

Nonsense! We only have good, wholesome people here!

--South Lorenya, Brave Pro-- Conservative!

[Buffett and Colbert]

Fuck those commies! Where's McCarthy when you need him?

[Ewa beach]

Fuck those commies! Where's McCarthy when you need him?

I found him!

Let those commies tremble when they see this picture!

[North American Imperum]

I knew I was right...

[Caninope]

We must fight back!

I say we bring in Ted Nugent.

[The Imperial Navy]

I'm busy undermining both sides to implement a Cold-hearted Iron Fist dictatorship. With me in command, of course.

[Birnadia]

I'm busy undermining both sides to implement a Cold-hearted Iron Fist dictatorship. With me in command, of course.

[F1-Insanity]

Yo liberals! It's time to bomb SaddamOsamaland.

[The Imperial Navy]

I'm busy undermining both sides to implement a Cold-hearted Iron Fist dictatorship. With me in command, of course.

[North Suran]

Spies. An enemy so insidious that even His Benevolence, Eternal President Reagan, is midly perturbed.

[Frenca]

Well I'm an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, so I can't be considered a spy.

[Platonic Thought]

This is what happens when you use Glenn Beck as a news source.

[North Suran]

Well I'm an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, so I can't be considered a spy.

Pah!

Everyone knows so-called Centrists are just Communists in disguise!

[Frenca]

Well I'm an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, so I can't be considered a spy.

Pah!

Everyone knows so-called Centrists are just Communists in disguise!

WTF? I hate Communists!

[Meroivinge]

All liberals are homosexuals, and everyone knows that homosexuals are all lispy, effeminate creatures with sibilants 's's. It would be a very easy matter to root them out by forcing them to say the word "suspicious". The hissing would immediately give away the foul, sodomite, baby-eating heathens allowing us to neutralize them cleanly and easily. There's even Biblical precedent for slaying those who can't pronounce words correctly in Judge 12:6.

[Caninope]

All liberals are homosexuals, and everyone knows that homosexuals are all lispy, effeminate creatures with sibilants 's's. It would be a very easy matter to root them out by forcing them to say the word "suspicious". The hissing would immediately give away the foul, sodomite, baby-eating heathens allowing us to neutralize them cleanly and easily. There's even Biblical precedent for slaying those who can't pronounce words correctly in Judge 12:6.

Shibboleth.

[Panzerjaeger]

Typical Liberal Spy.

[West Floradia]

Rumours abound that liberals are posting in the CDZ, posing as conservatives in order to take our guns and replace them with welfare cheques and free surgeries. Un-American, pinko, Euro-trash libs, fouling up the our beloved homeland. We must seek these villains out! Have you noticed any of your fellow posters acting liberal lately? Seen someone fidgeting with a lighter near Old Glory? Spotted them out without their usual gun belt? Heard them putting the letter "u" where it doesn't belong? Detected hesitation to spit in fury when uttering the name of the Archliberal traitor, Obama? Let us know, so we can secure this corner of the internet for True American Conservatives for all time.

Special Agent Ifreann
Department of Homepage Security

don't fall for it, boys, it's a trap! Iffy is an Irish liberal!

[Haiz]

Im no spy!

*takes nearby gun and replaces with a Census Form*

[Nodinia]

Rumours abound that liberals are posting in the CDZ, posing as conservatives in order to take our guns and replace them with welfare cheques and free surgeries. Un-American, pinko, Euro-trash libs, fouling up the our beloved homeland. We must seek these villains out! Have you noticed any of your fellow posters acting liberal lately? Seen someone fidgeting with a lighter near Old Glory? Spotted them out without their usual gun belt? Heard them putting the letter "u" where it doesn't belong? Detected hesitation to spit in fury when uttering the name of the Archliberal traitor, Obama? Let us know, so we can secure this corner of the internet for True American Conservatives for all time.

Special Agent Ifreann
Department of Homepage Security

don't fall for it, boys, it's a trap! Iffy is an Irish liberal!

It's true. He reeks of stout and subversion.

[Rhodesia-Zambia]

Typical Liberal Spy.

The typical Conservatives on this forum.

You're outnumbered AND outgunned, surrender while you can.