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Postby Conservative Alliances » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:24 pm

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Free and Open States wrote:I am against a draft. That is undemocratic. You are an authoritarian.

Chairman Cheng will fail. China will fall.
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
Alaska's liberation is imminent.

Sounds like Fallout.
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:25 pm

Conservative Alliances wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:
Free and Open States wrote:I am against a draft. That is undemocratic. You are an authoritarian.

Chairman Cheng will fail. China will fall.
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
Alaska's liberation is imminent.

Sounds like Fallout.

Indeed, Liberty Prime from Fallout 3.
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New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby OMGeverynameistaken » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:27 pm

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Free and Open States wrote:Reagan didn't want the draft


Men, we got ourselves a pinko, lefty, liberal, god-hating, Reagan bashing communist. Whatya wanna do with 'em, eh?

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Postby Unitopolis » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:29 pm

if there's no income tax how would you raise enough money to run a country?
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:29 pm

Unitopolis wrote:if there's no income tax how would you raise enough money to run a country?

The Invisible Hand provides all. Would you like to know more? Join our cult then.
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Postby Conservative Alliances » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:30 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Conservative Alliances wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:
Free and Open States wrote:I am against a draft. That is undemocratic. You are an authoritarian.

Chairman Cheng will fail. China will fall.
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
Alaska's liberation is imminent.

Sounds like Fallout.

Indeed, Liberty Prime from Fallout 3.

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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm

Free and Open States wrote:The Fed is almost a private bank, and it controls our dollar. They can loan money whereever they want, whenever they want.

Actually, they can't. The Federal Reserve is the "lender of last resort," to provide short-term funds to financial institutions in danger of failing, where that failure would do damage to the economy.

You might find the history of the Federal Reserve Act interesting. It was the brain-child of Republican Senator Nelson Aldrich and supported by almost all the Republicans in Congress at the time.
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Postby Free and Open States » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm

Sales tax. Flat Tax

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:33 pm

Free and Open States wrote:Sales tax. Flat Tax

Communist Proposals.
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Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Free and Open States » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:34 pm

Flat tax is a conservative idea.

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Postby Techno-Soviet » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:36 pm

Free and Open States wrote:Flat tax is a conservative idea.


MORE LIKE COMMUNIST IDEA! Any form of taxation is sheer COMMUNISM!
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:37 pm

Free and Open States wrote:Flat tax is a conservative idea.

Explain how it would work.
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RIP Dyakovo ... Ashmoria (Freedom ... or cake)
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Postby Free and Open States » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 pm

There has to be minimal taxes or it is anarchism, and there is no nation, therefore no patriotism.

COMMUNIST HIPPIE DETECTED

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:39 pm

Techno-Soviet wrote:
Free and Open States wrote:Flat tax is a conservative idea.


MORE LIKE COMMUNIST IDEA! Any form of taxation is sheer COMMUNISM!

Exactly Marx and Engels invented Taxation everyone with a grade school education knows this.
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Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Collective Systems » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:03 pm

I'm afraid he's actually going to believe what you're saying, Panzerjaeger.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:04 pm

A quick reminder; the rules for the new discussion forums are very lax in keeping with Conservative(keeping government out of your life) and Liberal(Freedom Baby, Yeah!) philosophies. However, there are still rules. Some of you *eyes Panzerjaeger* are dancing precariously on the edge of Flamebait. It's supposed to be a fun and silly day so have fun, but don't break your playthings. Okay?
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:05 pm

Collective Systems wrote:I'm afraid he's actually going to believe what you're saying, Panzerjaeger.

I know. :?

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:A quick reminder; the rules for the new discussion forums are very lax in keeping with Conservative(keeping government out of your life) and Liberal(Freedom Baby, Yeah!) philosophies. However, there are still rules. Some of you *eyes Panzerjaeger* are dancing precariously on the edge of Flamebait. It's supposed to be a fun and silly day so have fun, but don't break your playthings. Okay?

Yes Massa. I hope you aren't holding it against me for voting in favor of your execution. :p
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Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:06 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:I'm afraid he's actually going to believe what you're saying, Panzerjaeger.

I know. :?

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:A quick reminder; the rules for the new discussion forums are very lax in keeping with Conservative(keeping government out of your life) and Liberal(Freedom Baby, Yeah!) philosophies. However, there are still rules. Some of you *eyes Panzerjaeger* are dancing precariously on the edge of Flamebait. It's supposed to be a fun and silly day so have fun, but don't break your playthings. Okay?

Yes Massa. I hope you aren't holding it against me for voting in favor of your execution. :p


:eek: WHere and when was this?

*reconsiders mod action* j/k
Life's Short. Munch Tacos.

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:07 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:I'm afraid he's actually going to believe what you're saying, Panzerjaeger.

I know. :?

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:A quick reminder; the rules for the new discussion forums are very lax in keeping with Conservative(keeping government out of your life) and Liberal(Freedom Baby, Yeah!) philosophies. However, there are still rules. Some of you *eyes Panzerjaeger* are dancing precariously on the edge of Flamebait. It's supposed to be a fun and silly day so have fun, but don't break your playthings. Okay?

Yes Massa. I hope you aren't holding it against me for voting in favor of your execution. :p


:eek: WHere and when was this?

*reconsiders mod action* j/k

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=44055
:lol:
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Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Tergnitz » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:07 pm

Hardly execution, just 100 years in a hard labour camp... :)

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Postby Eternal Yerushalayim » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:52 pm

Free and Open States wrote:Abortions are murder

Banning aborting except in the case of non-consentual sex is murder if the mother's life is in danger, commie!
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Postby Free and Open States » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:04 pm

Or is the mothers life is in danger. You are actually not religious at all. True Christians don't like any abortion.

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:06 pm

Free and Open States wrote:Or is the mothers life is in danger. You are actually not religious at all. True Christians don't like any abortion.

Jesus aborted 10,000 babies in Egypt and fought Ninjas.
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Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Domnico » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:09 pm

Free and Open States wrote:I am a strict conservative. I have some new BIG ideas

Get rid of all Federal dept except Defense, State, Justice, Treasury
End the Fed
End Social Security
End the CIA
End Welfare
End corporate welfare
End income tax
Get out of the middle east. We're spending too much money there
Stop taking freedom for granted
End abortion except for non-consentual sex
Deport all illegals
Get out of the healthcare business
Stop overregulating
Allow religion in public school

I can keep going.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:10 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Free and Open States wrote:Or is the mothers life is in danger. You are actually not religious at all. True Christians don't like any abortion.

Jesus aborted 10,000 babies in Egypt and fought Ninjas.


Simultaneously. *nod*
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