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Postby Katganistan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:10 pm

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wait a minute... you have an April Fool's disclaimer. And it's in all caps! Not more of this :( I thought I might be able to actually express my political views in this forum.

You can. And others can express theirs. That's what discussion is about.
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Postby Unitopolis » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:10 pm

Gayness isn't a problem... it's simply bad behaviour
People choose to be gay and they're condemned to a life of eternal pain, that's how it goes. To get you Gay-Go-Away Kit, for all you homosexuals who are realising the error of your ways, simply visit http://www.insaneredneckpriestswhowantyourcash.com and have your credit card handy.

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Postby Ermarian » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:12 pm

Homosexuality is an abomination against the almighty Lord! They will burn in hell!

Now excuse me, I have a party-sponsored date with my buddy Larry at the local bondage club. (He's so dreamy! :blush: )

We're just friends though. Because otherwise we'd be gay. And gay is an abomination!
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Postby Hamilay » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:14 pm

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Postby Cyber Utopia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:18 pm

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Cyber Utopia wrote:The problem that there's a shortage of partners for Gay people you mean? Personally, I think homosexuality should be indoctrinated into children's minds at an early age. Let's face it, men and women really don't understand each other. Where would the children come from you ask? Well, IVF obviously. Let's have a world full of Gay love and IFV babies! Sounds dandy! :)


Interesting theory, care to combine research? We could be lab partners.


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Postby Stoklomolvi » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:20 pm

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Postby Satirius » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:23 pm

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Postby Unidox » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:39 pm

Gauthier wrote:Homosexuality is a virus-borne epidemic, just like zombies. Everyone knows how to deal with zombies, so there's what you can do about the "Gay" problem.


Gay are more like vampires
Here is a short comparison:
-Shun the sunlight/opposite sex.
-Allergic to silver and garlic/ tacky fashion and mullets
-Burst into flames when exposed to the sun/ sometimes flaming
-Can disguise themselves as creatures of the night/ drag queens
-Affiliated with Satan/ Satin
-Feed on blood/ ...meat
-Often attack victims from behind
-Can't see their own reflection/ obsess over mirrors
etc...

Lesbians are more like werewolves. (think about it)
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Postby Brydog » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:29 pm

I see no problem with homosexuals, this is America. The government has no reason to be in our bedrooms.

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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:30 pm

Brydog wrote:I see no problem with homosexuals, this is America. The government has no reason to be in our bedrooms.

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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:42 pm

We either sterilize them or force them back into the closet where they belong.
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Postby Beidians » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:54 pm

As a far-right conservative I think we should......... Do nothing! Hey they're great artists and who else could we get to sing La Vida Loca!! :lol: Lot's of gays make the best artists, singers, writers in fact most of those were gay!

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Postby T-R-O-M-A-V-I-L-L-E » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:57 pm

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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:25 pm

Beidians wrote:As a far-right conservative I think we should......... Do nothing! Hey they're great artists and who else could we get to sing La Vida Loca!! :lol: Lot's of gays make the best artists, singers, writers in fact most of those were gay!

Edit: Ancient Roman Conservative.


Can't argue that William Shakespeare wasn't free from homosexuality but it should definitely be kept secret rather than the horrid displays we have in these 'gay pride' parades.

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Postby Beidians » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:33 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:
Beidians wrote:As a far-right conservative I think we should......... Do nothing! Hey they're great artists and who else could we get to sing La Vida Loca!! :lol: Lot's of gays make the best artists, singers, writers in fact most of those were gay!

Edit: Ancient Roman Conservative.


Can't argue that William Shakespeare wasn't free from homosexuality but it should definitely be kept secret rather than the horrid displays we have in these 'gay pride' parades.


No only that but Plato, Michaelangelo,Di Vinci, Tchaikovsky, Britten, Gore Vidal, Tenessee Williams,Truman Capote, Baldwin.........

Why not? hey it's their lives. We'd be hippocritical cause we have to stop Mardi Gras or St Patrick's day parade. Remeber govt shouldn't intrude in people's lives. What u do between the sheets is ure biz man. Hey many gays make great biz people too.

Plus it would be sad to see ure beautiful Italian lover executed! :(
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Postby Neu Mitanni » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:39 pm

Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:
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Postby Beidians » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:23 pm

Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?

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Postby Zirconim » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:27 pm

Love them... APRIL FOOLZ!!! Homosexuality shoud be illegal.
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Postby Mr32 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:49 pm

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I really don't get why any one care's what/who any one else dose in the bedroom
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:50 pm

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Postby Mr32 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:48 pm

just noticed the Conservative Discussion Zone / Liberal Discussion Zone divide .
based on that what I meant to say was :

(1) make them wear badges
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(2) blame them for all problems
(3) then temped them into "fun camp's" with the promise of mass showers.
(4) ???????
(5) profit
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Postby Gauthier » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:49 am

United Dependencies wrote:We either sterilize them or force them back into the closet where they belong.


Sterilize? You mean gays can actually reproduce on their own? And I don't mean in the usual zombie infection method either...

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Postby Birnadia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:50 am

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Postby Neu Mitanni » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:14 am

Beidians wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?


Existing sufferers from the cited defects will eventually die, mostly without reproducing. It's prevention of future occurrences of such defects and elimination thereof from the human genome that is more important. In the meantime, normal parents will be able to ensure that they have normal offspring.
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:22 am

Gauthier wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:We either sterilize them or force them back into the closet where they belong.


Sterilize? You mean gays can actually reproduce on their own? And I don't mean in the usual zombie infection method either...

:eek:

What if they become sperm doners? Or are raped by women? Or try to hide their gayness by starting a family and thus spreading the gay gene?
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Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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