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Postby The chrisman union » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:27 am

There is no problem with gays! Liberals of the world, unite! *runs away*
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Postby Ewa beach » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:28 am

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Postby Satyrstone » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:35 am

Neu Mitanni wrote:
Beidians wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?


Existing sufferers from the cited defects will eventually die, mostly without reproducing. It's prevention of future occurrences of such defects and elimination thereof from the human genome that is more important. In the meantime, normal parents will be able to ensure that they have normal offspring.



News flash, gay people come from straight parents.
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Postby United Dependencies » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:42 am

Satyrstone wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:
Beidians wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?


Existing sufferers from the cited defects will eventually die, mostly without reproducing. It's prevention of future occurrences of such defects and elimination thereof from the human genome that is more important. In the meantime, normal parents will be able to ensure that they have normal offspring.



News flash, gay people come from straight parents.

Which is why we need to isolate the cause so we can end this problem.
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Postby Neu Mitanni » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:00 pm

United Dependencies wrote:
Satyrstone wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:
Beidians wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?


Existing sufferers from the cited defects will eventually die, mostly without reproducing. It's prevention of future occurrences of such defects and elimination thereof from the human genome that is more important. In the meantime, normal parents will be able to ensure that they have normal offspring.



News flash, gay people come from straight parents.

Which is why we need to isolate the cause so we can end this problem.


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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:01 pm

Satyrstone wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:
Beidians wrote:
Neu Mitanni wrote:Continue research into the genetic, developmental and psychological defects that result in sexually deviant behavior. Once the causes are known, appropriate remedies will follow, and sexually deviant behavior will eventually be engineered out of the human genome. Problem solved. :clap:


I doubt many LGBT people would take a treatment to make them straight. U gotta accept it man. People been gay since the bigining of civilization. There will always be gay folks around even if u make it a capital crime. I think just accept it and move on. Like I said b4 there's alot of LGBT folks who are great in business and create jobs in fashion, entertainment etc... so why get rid of them?


Existing sufferers from the cited defects will eventually die, mostly without reproducing. It's prevention of future occurrences of such defects and elimination thereof from the human genome that is more important. In the meantime, normal parents will be able to ensure that they have normal offspring.



News flash, gay people come from straight parents.

That is what the Gays what you to think. Gay is a disease.
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Postby Gauthier » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:52 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:That is what the Gays what you to think. Gay is a disease.


Gay is a zombie virus.
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Postby FreeSatania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:That is what the Gays what you to think. Gay is a disease.


Gay is a zombie virus.


a zombie virus that...

makes you sing
makes you dance
makes you take of your pants
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Postby Novus Niciae » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:44 pm

Gay people work just as hard and are just as productive as straight people so it's a non-issue.

Their impact on the economy is zero so that is my care factor for this issue.
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Postby The Black Forrest » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:07 pm

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Postby North Calaveras » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:48 pm

I dont think this is a liberal or conservative issue(unless your a religous conservative)
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