That's it I'm leaving this banal existence of NSG

[Liuzzo]

Nah, fuck it you bastards haven't earned the right to eliminate me. I'm like that last survivor who somehow fashioned a giant foam middle finger out of sapplings and of course sap. I don't even want to win the game I just want to see your faces when the forgotten one FUBARs your entire world. For those of you who do not know Survivor is a shitty show in the USA. I'll take it further I'm leaving the USA as well. I'm going to stuff Rush Limbaugh in Dick Cheney's man size safe and extradite him to Costa Rica like he said. There we will plan an offensive slowly taking parts of your former America back to we patriots. What say you Jocobia my brother through blood? We never served together but we can serve together to save everything we hold dear. Parkus, you're a young buck but we Officers certainly need a some new blood to remind us what killing in the name of all that is holy is like. All other military men and women of NSG I have yet to meet rise up in our bloody coup!!! First order I promote myself from Captain to to 4 twinkles. With that said we shall gather the most fierce (not in a Tyra Banks way) fighting force ever. What say ye men!? Shall we deliver the blood of tyrant Rush to Costa Rica and then take back our country? SEMPER FI!!! Never Die!

We really never die. We've found the gift of everlasting life and the powers of healing. 30 seconds and we are back online like nothing happened. ONWARD MEN!

[Nazistisches Reich]

Nah, fuck it you bastards haven't earned the right to eliminate me. I'm like that last survivor who somehow fashioned a giant foam middle finger out of sapplings and of course sap. I don't even want to win the game I just want to see your faces when the forgotten one FUBARs your entire world. For those of you who do not know Survivor is a shitty show in the USA. I'll take it further I'm leaving the USA as well. I'm going to stuff Rush Limbaugh in Dick Cheney's man size safe and extradite him to Costa Rica like he said. There we will plan an offensive slowly taking parts of your former America back to we patriots. What say you Jocobia my brother through blood? We never served together but we can serve together to save everything we hold dear. Parkus, you're a young buck but we Officers certainly need a some new blood to remind us what killing in the name of all that is holy is like. All other military men and women of NSG I have yet to meet rise up in our bloody coup!!! First order I promote myself from Captain to to 4 twinkles. With that said we shall gather the most fierce (not in a Tyra Banks way) fighting force ever. What say ye men!? Shall we deliver the blood of tyrant Rush to Costa Rica and then take back our country? SEMPER FI!!! Never Die!

We really never die. We've found the gift of everlasting life and the powers of healing. 30 seconds and we are back online like nothing happened. ONWARD MEN!

wtf is the point of this

[Tungookska]

I think he's on some kind of very strong drugs

[Free Kanadian Refugees]

I call late April Fools.