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It's Good Friday!

Postby Kalasparata » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:05 pm

Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image
No I did not spell jail wrong, "gaol" is the Australian spelling
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:09 pm

Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

*Celebrates*
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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:12 pm

*makes plans to celebrate Jesus' Rebirth.*
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Takaram » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:12 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

*Celebrates*


I know I shouldn't lol, but I did.
:lol:

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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:25 pm

Takaram wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

*Celebrates*


I know I shouldn't lol, but I did.
:lol:

It seemed appropriate...
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:27 pm

zif you are in the Bankstown Area Sydney Australia, look in the sky!
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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:32 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

*Celebrates*

"Always look on the bright side of life *whistles*"
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:33 pm

:( :( :( :( :( Poor Jesus!

Love ya Christ!
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Postby Zwangzug » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:01 pm

Still Maundy Thursday over here. Blessed Triduum, anyway, regardless of time zone!
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Postby Sdaeriji » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:04 pm

I still have 57 minutes to consume as much red meat as possible.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:06 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Takaram wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

*Celebrates*


I know I shouldn't lol, but I did.
:lol:

It seemed appropriate...

Strangely, it is appropriate, really.

Anyway, I still have 2 hours to eat meat and drink.
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Postby Tungookska » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:08 pm

Jesus isn't dead, he's mowing my lawn as we speak

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Postby Tiesa » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:09 pm

Image
Suck on That!

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Postby United Marktoria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:10 pm

Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!Image

Well... no... :meh:
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:11 pm

Tiesa wrote:Image
Suck on That!

wow, you got me!

:roll:
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Postby The Corparation » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:11 pm

Tiesa wrote:Image
Suck on That!

wow that actualy makes sense!
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Postby Dbrought » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Tiesa wrote:Suck on That!
sorry i was to busy eating red meat to do so. however i would like to bring up the point, what Friday in the history of man, woman, beer, cars and weekends has not been "Good"


also our calenders are slightly off. Jesus was born around 4 A.D. since that was when the census that made mary and Joseph go to Bethlehem happened. so yeah
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Postby The Adrian Empire » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Tiesa wrote:Image
Suck on That!

It does, make perfect sense, cosmic zombie jew, these three words could only be combined if they described the greatest thing ever, therefore as Jesus is said to be the greatest, and zombie cosmic jews are the greatest then they must make sense. :p
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Postby Sdaeriji » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Tiesa wrote:Image
Suck on That!


I know I've seen a Big Bang version of that sign.

However.....

HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY OMG CHRISTIANITY IS DUMB I RENOUNCE IMMEDIATELY OMG
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:14 pm

Dbrought wrote:
Tiesa wrote:Suck on That!
sorry i was to busy eating red meat to do so. however i would like to bring up the point, what Friday in the history of man, woman, beer, cars and weekends has not been "Good"

4 out of every 6 for me...
I don't work Monday to Friday...
Don't take life so serious... It isn't permanent...
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Grave_n_Idle: Maybe that's why the bible is so anti-other-gods, the other gods do exist, but they diss on Jehovah all the time for his shitty work.
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Postby Dbrought » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:16 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Dbrought wrote:
Tiesa wrote:Suck on That!
sorry i was to busy eating red meat to do so. however i would like to bring up the point, what Friday in the history of man, woman, beer, cars and weekends has not been "Good"

4 out of every 6 for me...
I don't work Monday to Friday...

i pray for your poor soul... or Friday..... whichever you prefer
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:19 pm

Dbrought wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:
Dbrought wrote:
Tiesa wrote:Suck on That!
sorry i was to busy eating red meat to do so. however i would like to bring up the point, what Friday in the history of man, woman, beer, cars and weekends has not been "Good"

4 out of every 6 for me...
I don't work Monday to Friday...

i pray for your poor soul... or Friday..... whichever you prefer

Hmmm...
I'll go with having you pray for something which I have evidence that it exists...
Don't take life so serious... It isn't permanent...
Freedom from religion is an integral part of Freedom of religion
Married to Koshka
USMC veteran MOS 0331/8152
Grave_n_Idle: Maybe that's why the bible is so anti-other-gods, the other gods do exist, but they diss on Jehovah all the time for his shitty work.
Ifreann: Odds are you're secretly a zebra with a very special keyboard.
Ostro: I think women need to be trained
Margno, Llamalandia, Tarsonis Survivors, Bachmann's America, Internationalist Bastard B'awwwww! You're mean!

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Postby Avenio » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:30 pm

Kalasparata wrote:Poor Jesus Died today just under 2000 years ago!*Snip*


Yes, indeed. Just over two thousand years ago, a reformist Jewish rabbi known for anti-Roman sentiments was killed during a crackdown by the Roman puppet government.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:33 pm

Jesus died for our sins. :(

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Postby Tiesa » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:34 pm

I'd recommend watching George Carlin's Religion is Bullshit, on Youtube. Link Found Here

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