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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:49 pm

1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:51 pm

Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.
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Postby Kalasion » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:52 pm

Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?

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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:54 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.


They manufacture Monopoly, is evil capitalist game.
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Postby New Caldaris » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:55 pm

Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?


Do they kill jews? If not then they are pathetic
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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:55 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?

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Flag is less red, country is less joyful. There is a correlation here.
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:55 pm

Cachette de Lions wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.


They manufacture Monopoly, is evil capitalist game.

They also make Risk, an intellegent strategy game, and Connect 4. You can't beat Connect 4.
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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:55 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?

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^This
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Postby Kalasion » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:56 pm

New Caldaris wrote:
Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?


Do they kill jews? If not then they are pathetic


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Postby Fartsniffage » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:56 pm

Denmark also has a state church that requires you pay tax to it for life or you can't be buried in it's cemetary without a lot of fucking about.

Fuck Denmark.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:56 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego is a lot better, but they charge too much, the damn socialists, I wish they'd just send the jobs to china already so I could afford some.
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Postby Kalasion » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:57 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego is a lot better, but they charge too much, the damn socialists, I wish they'd just send the jobs to china already so I could afford some.

No, Lego's crap. This is the age of creation, not money! Get with the times!
95% of people on NationStates won’t read this, but as we speak, Libyan people are being massacred, because they’re rebelling against an unfair government. The elderly, women, children, everyone in Libya is in danger tonight. It’s genocide. Repost this in your sig to raise awareness and support the revolution!

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Postby Unitopolis » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:57 pm

Where were all the Danish flags about a fortnight ago? Oh yeah, there were none. Only irish flags. No other country has a day dedicated to it that is celebrated widely around the world. D'ith me cáca milis agus chuir me mo cóta ar sa mhala! See if any irish people can translate that
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Postby United Marktoria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:58 pm

Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?

However, Denmark's near god-like qualities are reduced to zilch when you account for their freaky fish fetish... ;)
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:59 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego is a lot better, but they charge too much, the damn socialists, I wish they'd just send the jobs to china already so I could afford some.

No, Lego's crap. This is the age of creation, not money! Get with the times!

meh, one cannot create without money.

The times can fuck themselves.
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Postby Kalasion » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:00 pm

United Marktoria wrote:
Cachette de Lions wrote:1) Denmark has been proven to be the happiest country on earth. (The other nordic countries are probably close behind.)
2) The Danes speak Danish, a language so awesome it allows for the phrase 'rødgrød med fløde' to exist.
3) They invented Lego. LEGO, PEOPLE!
4) Denmark also has the highest levels of income equality on earth. (Fuck you, Japan.)
5) Denmark has a flag that is primarily red. I need not say more.
6) Denmark has one of the highest proportions of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.
7) Denmark has free healthcare. And rødgrød med fløde, may I add.

Assuming these seven are true, Denmark proves that socialism(rødgrød med fløde*lego)2=joy.
Ka' du se hva' jeg sa'?

However, Denmark's near god-like qualities are reduced to zilch when you account for their freaky fish fetish... ;)


Finland, Norway and Canada pwn Denmark.
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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:01 pm

Denmark is my 3rd favourite country that I don't live in after Australia, and Japan
And so it was, that I had never changed.
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Postby The Corparation » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:01 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego kicks Hasbro's ass.
Unitopolis wrote:Where were all the Danish flags about a fortnight ago? Oh yeah, there were none. Only irish flags. No other country has a day dedicated to it that is celebrated widely around the world. D'ith me cáca milis agus chuir me mo cóta ar sa mhala! See if any irish people can translate that

Funny thing about St patriks day is that St. Patrick actualy hated Ireland, first time he went got dragged there by raiders.
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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:03 pm

Unitopolis wrote:Where were all the Danish flags about a fortnight ago? Oh yeah, there were none. Only irish flags. No other country has a day dedicated to it that is celebrated widely around the world. D'ith me cáca milis agus chuir me mo cóta ar sa mhala! See if any irish people can translate that


There were no Danish flags a fortnight ago because Denmark's national day is June 5th not March 17th...
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Postby Unitopolis » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:05 pm

The Corparation wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego kicks Hasbro's ass.
Unitopolis wrote:Where were all the Danish flags about a fortnight ago? Oh yeah, there were none. Only irish flags. No other country has a day dedicated to it that is celebrated widely around the world. D'ith me cáca milis agus chuir me mo cóta ar sa mhala! See if any irish people can translate that

Funny thing about St patriks day is that St. Patrick actualy hated Ireland, first time he went got dragged there by raiders.


Yeah but HE CAME BACK! God, why do people always get hung up on kidnappings? He put that little "kidnapped, brought to a different country, stuck there" thing behind him and he moved on!
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Postby Chazicaria » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:06 pm

The Corparation wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego kicks Hasbro's ass.
Unitopolis wrote:Where were all the Danish flags about a fortnight ago? Oh yeah, there were none. Only irish flags. No other country has a day dedicated to it that is celebrated widely around the world. D'ith me cáca milis agus chuir me mo cóta ar sa mhala! See if any irish people can translate that

Funny thing about St patriks day is that St. Patrick actualy hated Ireland, first time he went got dragged there by raiders.

Yeah, but then he went back, converted it to Christianity and lived happily ever after!
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:07 pm

The Corparation wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Lego is stupid. Buy Hasbro.

Lego kicks Hasbro's ass.

No! My family needs money!
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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:11 pm

You may dispute some of these facts. But one that is indisputable is the following.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8VziyktyS0

Rødgrød med fløde is Danish. (And by the way, is also red.)
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Postby Cachette de Lions » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:24 pm

And lo. Google's logo has now been modified in honour of Hans Christian Andersen, himself a Dane.
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:26 pm

Cachette de Lions wrote:And lo. Google's logo has now been modified in honour of Hans Christian Andersen, himself a Dane.

It says "Topeka". Because Topeka, Kansas is now Google, Kansas.
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