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I mean, besides from the Declaration of Independence, he invented the swivel chair. What's not to love!

And the coat hanger! Don't forget that!

Doesn't his perpetual stare simply say,"I will destroy Britain, and create a new government... all by my freaking self."?

I met him. He thinks I'm smart. It's really awesome. He's flipping awesome.

He's a fascinating individual.

He also cut taxes, started a war in the Middle East (the First Barbary War... okay it was North Africa, but they were still Muslim states engaged in acts of state terrorism), favored limited government and paying off debts, engaged in an imperialistic expansion of US Territory (Louisiana Purchase), and established the US Military Academy at West Point (and the Army Corps of Engineers, who would later become one of the largest sources of environmental damage in the nation). Does he really belong in this forum?

Then again, he actually cut military spending, eliminated or allowed to expire many provisions of the "Patriot Act" equivalent of the day (the Alien and Sedition Acts), banned the slave trade, and responded to British and French harrassment of shipping via an embargo. So he kind of belongs neither here nor there.

Vox Libertatem wrote:He also cut taxes, started a war in the Middle East (the First Barbary War... okay it was North Africa, but they were still Muslim states engaged in acts of state terrorism), favored limited government and paying off debts, engaged in an imperialistic expansion of US Territory (Louisiana Purchase), and established the US Military Academy at West Point (and the Army Corps of Engineers, who would later become one of the largest sources of environmental damage in the nation). Does he really belong in this forum?

Then again, he actually cut military spending, eliminated or allowed to expire many provisions of the "Patriot Act" equivalent of the day (the Alien and Sedition Acts), banned the slave trade, and responded to British and French harrassment of shipping via an embargo. So he kind of belongs neither here nor there.

He belongs in the "Fucking Awesome Discussion Zone"

I like James Madison more as the founders go,but T. Jefferson is hero too..

This belongs in the other forum! Right winger!

He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

He stares into your soul and says 'If you oppose Freedom, I will rip out your heart and fertilize my fields with your blood, afterwords, I will construct architectural marvels with your bones and write entire books on your cured skin.'

You can tell a lot about a man's intentions from his stare.

Manahakatouki wrote:He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

Third, and the best.

What the fuck are you talking about?

There is no man known as Thomas Jefferson. He doesn't exist! Didn't you watch the Texas Board of Education meeting?

Thomas Jefferson is a lie.

indeed, he must surely be a deity

Manahakatouki wrote:He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

No the 3rd President

Gordonisia wrote:indeed, he must surely be a deity

Thomas Jefferson: The Deist Deity.

He was a two dollar president, in my opinion.

The ivain isles wrote:

Manahakatouki wrote:He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

No the 3rd President

Was he awswome? If so he is truely Canadian!

Crimmond wrote:He was a two dollar president, in my opinion.

iLOL'd, but it was a fucking insult to Jefferson to put him on a Federal Reserve Note.

Manahakatouki wrote:

The ivain isles wrote:

Manahakatouki wrote:He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

No the 3rd President

Was he awswome? If so he is truely Canadian!

^ Talk about an insult.

Utopia-Heaven wrote:

Manahakatouki wrote:

The ivain isles wrote:

Manahakatouki wrote:He's that guy who's American right...I think I know him...Was he the first president?

No the 3rd President

Was he awswome? If so he is truely Canadian!

^ Talk about an insult.

Funny I heard something alot like that when I walked in on your mom doing (Name perverted stranger you know who would cause distress and anger and make it lost in my direction...ya....)

Utopia-Heaven wrote:What the fuck are you talking about?

There is no man known as Thomas Jefferson. He doesn't exist! Didn't you watch the Texas Board of Education meeting?

Thomas Jefferson is a lie.

Which is exactly why he is here in the Liberal Discussion Zone.

Takaram wrote:

Utopia-Heaven wrote:What the fuck are you talking about?

There is no man known as Thomas Jefferson. He doesn't exist! Didn't you watch the Texas Board of Education meeting?

Thomas Jefferson is a lie.

Which is exactly why he is here in the Liberal Discussion Zone.

April Fools day is fucking AWESOME on Nationstates.

Utopia-Heaven wrote:

Takaram wrote:

Utopia-Heaven wrote:What the fuck are you talking about?

There is no man known as Thomas Jefferson. He doesn't exist! Didn't you watch the Texas Board of Education meeting?

Thomas Jefferson is a lie.

Which is exactly why he is here in the Liberal Discussion Zone.

April Fools day is fucking AWESOME on Nationstates.

I know, right? I think this one might be the best yet, at least for forum goers.

Totally. The only thing I don't like is being labeled as a communist by the Conservative, and being labeled a Fascist by the Liberals....

I'm a Socialist Democrat dammit!

My high school is named after this Jefferson fellow.