It has long been suspected that the members of the Tea Party movement aren't human. Most detractors, when posed with this possibility usually point out facial features or some sort of humanly treat and say something along the lines of "looks human to me".
It seems like dark revelations are coming to light recently, however, as certain members of the press and blogosphere have noticed that these nefarious individuals bear a stark resemblance to Nazis and segregationists.
Now the idea that this ravenous horde may be a global traveling cult that uses its political savvy to overwhelm entire societies and plunge them into violent populist racial hatred is sensible enough, if weren't for the fact that many Tea Party members would need to be extremely old. It seems that it would be very difficult to disappear and reappear every 40 or so years without severe loss in numbers from old age.
Not content with scared ignorance, Colbert King plunged himself (at least he watched some video of a rally... or something) into the belly of the beast and confirmed for us all that these are the "same jeering faces [who] could be seen gathered around the Arkansas National Guard troopers who blocked nine black children from entering Little Rock's Central High School in 1957. "
That's right. We are dealing with the same group of evil white men that civil rights fighters faced down in the 50s and 60s. These Tea Party members are raping, murdering, genocidal maniacs, and we have seen the horror that they are capable of. Indeed, it is a tribute to the horror of the Tea Party's past transgressions that Mr. King was still able to recognize them a half century later.
It only gets worse when we realize that it is just not possible for all of these white men to still be around today and jump to the only reasonable conclusion. The Tea Party is a secret sect of the undead, bent on complete domination of the human race.
