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How to fix a Conservative

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:06 pm
by Rodrigues-Alves
I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:09 pm
by Panzerjaeger
Hitler is a liberal get with the program.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:09 pm
by Rejistania
What is wrong with Clockwork Orange-style aversion therapy?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:13 pm
by Brogavia
Rodrigues-Alves wrote:I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?


Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm
by Monocrat
I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm
by Rodrigues-Alves
Brogavia wrote:Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?


Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:18 pm
by South Koristinov
It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:19 pm
by Kalasion
There is a God, you Nazi.

Slap them across the face. It doesn't fix them, but it feels real good for a few minutes.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:19 pm
by Coccygia
Monocrat wrote:I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."


:clap: :clap: :clap:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:20 pm
by Brogavia
Rodrigues-Alves wrote:
Brogavia wrote:Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?


Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.


I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:24 pm
by Rodrigues-Alves
Brogavia wrote:I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.


The contradiction is a conservative that actually knows how to write "contradiction"

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm
by Agaralia
Have somebody tie them up in their own home and turn on a Obama Speech.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm
by The Black Plains
WARNING: Liberal Cabal of Doom and Mayhem

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm
by Chernobl
Are you sure it is them that is stupid? Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid. Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history! Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is! For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media. Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party. You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile. So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:27 pm
by Philanchez
Monocrat wrote:I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

:rofl:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm
by Brogavia
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:30 pm
by Toyur
Rodrigues-Alves wrote:I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?


Smother them with elitist "left wing" smugness perhaps?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:30 pm
by The Black Plains
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.


Not saying that. Just saying that it doesn't make you smarter. Makes you chiller temporarily but not smarter. If *anything* it slows your brain down rather than speeding it up.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:31 pm
by Assassinistan
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm
by Conserative Morality
With scissors and some anesthetic.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:33 pm
by Rodrigues-Alves
Chernobl wrote:Are you sure it is them that is stupid?


Pretty much, yes

Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid.


Funny that comming from a Bush lover rightwinger

Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history!


Good, vote for him them

Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is!


Of course, except for right conservative crap

For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media.


Excuse me, I choose the points of view I follow. I don't even watch the redneck Fox News, por exemple.

Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party.


Except that liberals have the intelligent agenda, and conservatives the idiot one.

You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile.


That's because they are complete morons.

So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?


I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm
by Brogavia
Assassinistan wrote:
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?


In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm
by Rejistania
South Koristinov wrote:It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins. For the Tories, LibDems, UKIPs, Republicans, CDU/CSU/NPD/DVU/Republikaner-members we need a bit aversion therapy to help them learn. :evil:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:40 pm
by Assassinistan
Brogavia wrote:
Assassinistan wrote:
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?


In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.

Does LSD make you a television?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:45 pm
by Rodrigues-Alves
Rejistania wrote:They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins.


Assuming they can read...