How to fix a Conservative

[Kalasion]

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins.

Assuming they can read...

They can read! But just comic books.

[Natapoc]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

[Kalasion]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

[Assassinistan]

Are you sure it is them that is stupid?

Pretty much, yes
Pot calls kettle black.

Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid.

Funny that comming from a Bush lover rightwinger
Bush is gone. He got in 2 terms, so if this guy actually voted for bush he was not in the minority.
You don't have to love a candidate to vote for them. Was "comming" a Freudian slip?

Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history!

Good, vote for him them
He's a dead fucking German muthafucka!

Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is!

Of course, except for right conservative crap
Is there any reason to actually counter this un-specific bullshit?

For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media.

Excuse me, I choose the points of view I follow. I don't even watch the redneck Fox News, por exemple.
Good point, finally. Redneck is a racist term. Fox news is influenced heavily by Saudi Arabians.

Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party.

Except that liberals have the intelligent agenda, and conservatives the idiot one.
More bullshit.

You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile.

That's because they are complete morons.
It's like standing under a waterfall of bullshit.

So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?

I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

Thay wil nevr becos thay ar conservitave piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs!

[Natapoc]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

[Assassinistan]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

[Natapoc]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

No it is an entirely free market solution. We will even let them choose which vet clinic they have it done at to ensure fair competition exists. See it is not forced. They have a choice.

[Assassinistan]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

No it is an entirely free market solution. We will even let them choose which vet clinic they have it done at to ensure fair competition exists. See it is not forced. They have a choice.

You don't seem to understand the meaning of choice. You are going to goddamn neuter them for God's sake! Gattaca!

[Natapoc]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

No it is an entirely free market solution. We will even let them choose which vet clinic they have it done at to ensure fair competition exists. See it is not forced. They have a choice.

You don't seem to understand the meaning of choice. You are going to goddamn neuter them for God's sake! Gattaca!

Do conservatives really have the ability to make "choices" anyway? I've yet to see any objective scientific proof that the conservatives act on anything but instinct.

[Krsta]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

I say that only way to fix a conservative, well it's hard and you need to have a lot of free time, the only way are the ARGUMENTS and FACTS.

[United Nukia]

Moar liek how to fix a liberal with arguments and facts amirite guise.

amirite

[Rolamec]

"How to fix a conservative"

I imagine the same way you fix a dog

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

If you "fix" a Conservative then they'll be nobody to argue with, that seems awfully boring. Or should I just argue with the far-left...thus moving me to the right

[Natapoc]

Moar liek how to fix a liberal with arguments and facts amirite guise.

amirite

As those in fly-over country like to say "If it ain't broke don't fix it." This applies quite well to liberals.

[Assassinistan]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

No it is an entirely free market solution. We will even let them choose which vet clinic they have it done at to ensure fair competition exists. See it is not forced. They have a choice.

You don't seem to understand the meaning of choice. You are going to goddamn neuter them for God's sake! Gattaca!

Do conservatives really have the ability to make "choices" anyway? I've yet to see any objective scientific proof that the conservatives act on anything but instinct.

I seriously hope liberals are not actually as stupid as this thread seems to show.

[Assassinistan]

Do conservatives really have the ability to make "choices" anyway? I've yet to see any objective scientific proof that the conservatives act on anything but instinct
The fact that they are not liberetarded is proof.

[Natapoc]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

Is there any other meaning? I've already started to retrofit local veterinary clinics in anticipation of this great experiment in eugenics.

Isn't that pushing it? Why should they need the luxury of health care?

Well to be fair it is free market healthcare. We will bill them for the full cost of their fixing (no government run clinics or mandatory insurance). Truly a bipartisan approach to solving the conservative problem.

But it's forced neutering? Bipartisan it is not.

No it is an entirely free market solution. We will even let them choose which vet clinic they have it done at to ensure fair competition exists. See it is not forced. They have a choice.

You don't seem to understand the meaning of choice. You are going to goddamn neuter them for God's sake! Gattaca!

Do conservatives really have the ability to make "choices" anyway? I've yet to see any objective scientific proof that the conservatives act on anything but instinct.

I seriously hope liberals are not actually as stupid as this thread seems to show.

Pic spam and a flame? I'd hardly call that scientific evidence of non instinctual reaction by conservatives.

Oh well, lets get back to talking about how to better provide better health care for conservatives by expanding veterinary care centers around America. Can we get a consensus on a federally funded education program to help vets deal with the new challenges of fixing another species?

We can attach it to the defense funding bill.

[Chernobl]

Are you sure it is them that is stupid?

Pretty much, yes
Believe what you will.

Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid.

Funny that comming from a Bush lover rightwinger
Actually, I didn't vote in either of those election nor the most recent one, though I was a supporter of Ron Paul, simply due to his libertarianism.

Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history!

Good, vote for him then
Er... he is dead and he obtained power through a demonic charisma and political backstabbing, so "voting" is irrelevant. Not to mention he isn't even American.

Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is!

Of course, except for right conservative crap
Way to prove you ignorance once again.

For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media.

Excuse me, I choose the points of view I follow. I don't even watch the redneck Fox News, por exemple.
Neither do I, I find that all of the mainstream media is utter garbage. I form my own opinions based on my core beliefs, not what some media channel would have me believe.

Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party.

Except that liberals have the intelligent agenda, and conservatives the idiot one.
That is simply ignorance and borderline flaming, lucky for you I'm not even a conservative and your misguided insults don't bother me.

You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile.

That's because they are complete morons.
Your point?!

So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?

I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

Actually, you are very much wrong about me. I am in no way conservative, I am simply a libertarian. I believe that the government should not affect my life and that it has only a few basic responsibilities, the defense of the people, that maintenance of a basic infrastructure and the enforcement of law. I am actually quite liberal socially, however economically I'm a capitalist. So you calling me a "Bush lover rightwinger" is completely inaccurate and ignorant. Your entire post simply proves my point that you are stupid and you have in no way advanced your agenda in a positive manner, perhaps if you had given me intellectual reasons why I am wrong I may have listened to you, yet you simply chose to attack me with multiple unproven assumptions and general foolery. Oh and by the way:

I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

That whole sentence is grammatically incorrect.

[Assassinistan]

Sorry for the pic spam. I'm a noob and didn't know you could put pics in spoilers. I'll try not to do it again.

[JuNii]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

[Natapoc]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

[Rentalia]

Fix conservatism?

more founding on Education and destroy all means of propaganda starting from Fox News

[JuNii]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

... What about that machine used in "Ice Pirates"?

[RH-34]

Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.

I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.

I know a better one. I know a guy who's: catholic, conservative, polish, and a major 1st SS Nazi reinactor.

Wrap your brain around that

[Vjiay]

Well...I'm a conservative reading for a firsts degree in history, I don't believe in god, I believe in nationalised healthcare and am against the death penalty soo...Do I still need 'fixing'?

It's filthy commies like you that need to be fixed, yo.