NATION

PASSWORD

How to fix a Conservative

APRIL FOOLS 2010 -A place for fair and reasonable discussion of important issues. Like what to do about those heartless fascists!
User avatar
Rodrigues-Alves
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

How to fix a Conservative

Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:06 pm

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

User avatar
Panzerjaeger
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9856
Founded: Sep 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:09 pm

Hitler is a liberal get with the program.
Friendly Neighborhood Fascist™
ФАШИЗМ БЕЗГРАНИЧНЫЙ И КРАСНЫЙ
Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

User avatar
Rejistania
Senator
 
Posts: 3601
Founded: Antiquity
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rejistania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:09 pm

What is wrong with Clockwork Orange-style aversion therapy?
Last edited by Rejistania on Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Rejis sjiki, linux sjiki, alari sjiki, korona sjiki!
Forever united, forever free, forever in justice, forever prospering!


"Tekneluru mi'aru mi aji, il'sidekhir'ra mi, lajistas. Mi'ki'vasu kynha'het kijitax." Hank͜hila Sede, first lentine (translation: A dream is only a dream until it is reached. After that, it becomes something trivial)

Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands


This person is pro-EU and proud of it! They are also a Eurofederalist and want the Federated States of Europe!

User avatar
Brogavia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5271
Founded: Sep 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Brogavia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:13 pm

Rodrigues-Alves wrote:I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?


Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?
Playing NS since Jan of 2006

1010102, Unjustly Deleted

Agent of the Timegate, if you expose me I'll kill you

User avatar
Monocrat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Jan 30, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Monocrat » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

User avatar
Rodrigues-Alves
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm

Brogavia wrote:Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?


Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.

User avatar
South Koristinov
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby South Koristinov » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:18 pm

It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

User avatar
Kalasion
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1284
Founded: Dec 29, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Kalasion » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:19 pm

There is a God, you Nazi.

Slap them across the face. It doesn't fix them, but it feels real good for a few minutes.
95% of people on NationStates won’t read this, but as we speak, Libyan people are being massacred, because they’re rebelling against an unfair government. The elderly, women, children, everyone in Libya is in danger tonight. It’s genocide. Repost this in your sig to raise awareness and support the revolution!

Demonym: Mionn(s)
Adjective: Calamsk
I highly suggest you see my NSwiki page if you are involved in an RP with me. Thank you!
http://politicalcompass.org/facebook/pc ... &soc=-2.31

User avatar
Coccygia
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7521
Founded: Nov 24, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Coccygia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:19 pm

Monocrat wrote:I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."


:clap: :clap: :clap:
"Nobody deserves anything. You get what you get." - House
"Hope is for sissies." - House
“Qokedy qokedy dal qokedy qokedy." - The Voynich Manuscript
"We're not ordinary people - we're morons!" - Jerome Horwitz
"A book, any book, is a sacred object." - Jorge Luis Borges
"I am a survivor. I am like a cockroach, you just can't get rid of me." - Madonna

User avatar
Brogavia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5271
Founded: Sep 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Brogavia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:20 pm

Rodrigues-Alves wrote:
Brogavia wrote:Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?


Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.


I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.
Playing NS since Jan of 2006

1010102, Unjustly Deleted

Agent of the Timegate, if you expose me I'll kill you

User avatar
Rodrigues-Alves
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:24 pm

Brogavia wrote:I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.


The contradiction is a conservative that actually knows how to write "contradiction"

User avatar
Agaralia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 608
Founded: Feb 06, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Agaralia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm

Have somebody tie them up in their own home and turn on a Obama Speech.
Tom Bishop wrote:There's no point as we are already being oppressed.

User avatar
The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm

WARNING: Liberal Cabal of Doom and Mayhem

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.
Last edited by The Black Plains on Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Chernobl
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Jan 26, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Chernobl » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:25 pm

Are you sure it is them that is stupid? Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid. Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history! Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is! For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media. Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party. You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile. So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?
Jolt Vet.
IC Name (FT): The Celestial Republic.
IC Name (MT): The Vast Dominion (The Dominion AKA Vast) (Vastian)

User avatar
Philanchez
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: May 24, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Philanchez » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:27 pm

Monocrat wrote:I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

:rofl:
"[Marx] laid the cornerstones of the science which socialists must advance in all directions, if they do not want to lag behind events."
-Vladimir Lenin, Our Programme


Economic Left/Right: -9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.54
Fight the Rich, Not their Wars!

User avatar
Brogavia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5271
Founded: Sep 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Brogavia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm

The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.
Playing NS since Jan of 2006

1010102, Unjustly Deleted

Agent of the Timegate, if you expose me I'll kill you

User avatar
Toyur
Envoy
 
Posts: 228
Founded: Jun 03, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Toyur » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:30 pm

Rodrigues-Alves wrote:I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?


Smother them with elitist "left wing" smugness perhaps?

User avatar
The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:30 pm

Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.


Not saying that. Just saying that it doesn't make you smarter. Makes you chiller temporarily but not smarter. If *anything* it slows your brain down rather than speeding it up.

User avatar
Assassinistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Mar 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Assassinistan » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:31 pm

Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?
Nothing is true, Everything is Permitted
Central Slavia wrote: I support this fully, Dr. Assasinistan should have a column in some newspaper.

Self--Esteem wrote: Great. The person who wanted me to believe that you get AIDS from eating monkey brain is a rational mastermind, as well. Says a lot about society.
FreeSatania wrote:(A Catholic) From which century? The 11th? Because last I heard supporting the new-crusades was Zionist chicken-hawk doctrine not Catholic.

Ifreann wrote: Really? So if I could find a way to impregnate Ayn Rand with Obama's sperm, I could get a pureblood Reptilian?

User avatar
Conserative Morality
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 76675
Founded: Aug 24, 2007
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm

With scissors and some anesthetic.
On the hate train. Choo choo, bitches. Bi-Polar. Proud Crypto-Fascist and Turbo Progressive. Dirty Étatist. Lowly Humanities Major. NSG's Best Liberal.
Caesar and Imperator of RWDT
Got a blog up again. || An NS Writing Discussion

User avatar
Rodrigues-Alves
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:33 pm

Chernobl wrote:Are you sure it is them that is stupid?


Pretty much, yes

Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid.


Funny that comming from a Bush lover rightwinger

Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history!


Good, vote for him them

Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is!


Of course, except for right conservative crap

For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media.


Excuse me, I choose the points of view I follow. I don't even watch the redneck Fox News, por exemple.

Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party.


Except that liberals have the intelligent agenda, and conservatives the idiot one.

You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile.


That's because they are complete morons.

So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?


I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

User avatar
Brogavia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5271
Founded: Sep 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Brogavia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

Assassinistan wrote:
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?


In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.
Playing NS since Jan of 2006

1010102, Unjustly Deleted

Agent of the Timegate, if you expose me I'll kill you

User avatar
Rejistania
Senator
 
Posts: 3601
Founded: Antiquity
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rejistania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

South Koristinov wrote:It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins. For the Tories, LibDems, UKIPs, Republicans, CDU/CSU/NPD/DVU/Republikaner-members we need a bit aversion therapy to help them learn. :evil:
Rejis sjiki, linux sjiki, alari sjiki, korona sjiki!
Forever united, forever free, forever in justice, forever prospering!


"Tekneluru mi'aru mi aji, il'sidekhir'ra mi, lajistas. Mi'ki'vasu kynha'het kijitax." Hank͜hila Sede, first lentine (translation: A dream is only a dream until it is reached. After that, it becomes something trivial)

Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands


This person is pro-EU and proud of it! They are also a Eurofederalist and want the Federated States of Europe!

User avatar
Assassinistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Mar 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Assassinistan » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:40 pm

Brogavia wrote:
Assassinistan wrote:
Brogavia wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.


I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?


In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.

Does LSD make you a television?
Nothing is true, Everything is Permitted
Central Slavia wrote: I support this fully, Dr. Assasinistan should have a column in some newspaper.

Self--Esteem wrote: Great. The person who wanted me to believe that you get AIDS from eating monkey brain is a rational mastermind, as well. Says a lot about society.
FreeSatania wrote:(A Catholic) From which century? The 11th? Because last I heard supporting the new-crusades was Zionist chicken-hawk doctrine not Catholic.

Ifreann wrote: Really? So if I could find a way to impregnate Ayn Rand with Obama's sperm, I could get a pureblood Reptilian?

User avatar
Rodrigues-Alves
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:45 pm

Rejistania wrote:They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins.


Assuming they can read...

Next

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Liberal Discussion Zone

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Advertisement

Remove ads