The story of a former liberal commie.

[Sapiency]

I used to be a liberal commie hippie, once. I believed in equality, acceptance, tolerance and communism and all that pussy liberal shit. Then I saw the light.

It came slowly at first. But then, it became blinding in it's ferociousness. I began seeing the power of a free-market system, and the importance of jingoism and patriotism. I was enlightened. I immediately stopped playing as the- now I see- moronic 'Interstellar Aretecratic Union of Sapiency'- hah! 'Interstellar'- that implies that all the other planets deserved to be treated as ours! HAH! Aretecratic and union- all rubbish. Only a colomgerate of states can survive. And 'Sapiency' just makes me laugh. Aliens don't deserve to be treated like humans. They're all illegal immigrants anyway.

I would have voted Democrat. Now I would vote Republican. I used to watch that piece of crap, liberal-biased CNN, but now I only watch the TRUE channel- Fox.

You too can see the light. Come, and be enlightened. Or rather, TURN INTO A DECENT, HARDWORKING PATRIOTIC MAN!

Thank you for your time.

[Streightsburg]

wow, being a republican in the military myself im none too pleased with how im being painted here.

i see patriotism as caring for your own people. what's wrong with that?

[Sapiency]

wow, being a republican in the military myself im none too pleased with how im being painted here.

i see patriotism as caring for your own people. what's wrong with that?

Nothing, fellow AMERICAN! Don't tell me you've gotten doubts planted into your head by the liberal media!

[Eternal Yerushalayim]

I used to be a liberal commie hippie, once. I believed in equality, acceptance, tolerance and communism and all that pussy liberal shit. Then I saw the light.

It came slowly at first. But then, it became blinding in it's ferociousness. I began seeing the power of a free-market system, and the importance of jingoism and patriotism. I was enlightened. I immediately stopped playing as the- now I see- moronic 'Interstellar Aretecratic Union of Sapiency'- hah! 'Interstellar'- that implies that all the other planets deserved to be treated as ours! HAH! Aretecratic and union- all rubbish. Only a colomgerate of states can survive. And 'Sapiency' just makes me laugh. Aliens don't deserve to be treated like humans. They're all illegal immigrants anyway.

I would have voted Democrat. Now I would vote Republican. I used to watch that piece of crap, liberal-biased CNN, but now I only watch the TRUE channel- Fox.

You too can see the light. Come, and be enlightened. Or rather, TURN INTO A DECENT, HARDWORKING PATRIOTIC MAN!

Thank you for your time.

You're more communist than you were. Plus- this guy claims to be Singaporean! How can he vote for the Repubs?

[Domain Gehenna]

OP: Intelligent troll is intelligent.

[Ifreann]

Hard working? Fuck that noise, I'm going on the dole.

[Techno-Soviet]

Puh-lease, you have turned your back on your fellow socialist allies. I do not need to be listening to your corporate-hand-eating, fascistic rhetoric to understand that your mind has been completely BRAINWASHED by the evil Faux News and other fascist news networks. As a proud, card-carrying member of the Communist Party of the soon-to-be Socialist Union of America, I feel that it is my obligated duty to try to reform and recall your poor, lost, mentally backwards soul to the Hivemind.

So now, I ask you as a brother, a comrade, fellow (former) communist party member! Will you join me and red brethren, or will you forever be encapsulated in the darkness of your fascistic, capitalist beliefs? Or will you forever remain a complacent member of the corporatocracy of America, will you forever stay a sellout like you are now, will you forever remain a capitalist dog who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

[NFA Rulz]

This has been making the rounds:

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?' She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, and how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.'

[Streightsburg]

i've gotten to be dissatisfied with both the left and right.

[Eternal Yerushalayim]

i've gotten to be dissatisfied with both the left and right.

I'm afraid this is getting true....

[EvilDarkMagicians]

I used to be a liberal commie hippie, once. I believed in equality, acceptance, tolerance and communism and all that pussy liberal shit. Then I saw the light.

It came slowly at first. But then, it became blinding in it's ferociousness. I began seeing the power of a free-market system, and the importance of jingoism and patriotism. I was enlightened. I immediately stopped playing as the- now I see- moronic 'Interstellar Aretecratic Union of Sapiency'- hah! 'Interstellar'- that implies that all the other planets deserved to be treated as ours! HAH! Aretecratic and union- all rubbish. Only a colomgerate of states can survive. And 'Sapiency' just makes me laugh. Aliens don't deserve to be treated like humans. They're all illegal immigrants anyway.

I would have voted Democrat. Now I would vote Republican. I used to watch that piece of crap, liberal-biased CNN, but now I only watch the TRUE channel- Fox.

You too can see the light. Come, and be enlightened. Or rather, TURN INTO A DECENT, HARDWORKING PATRIOTIC MAN!

Thank you for your time.

QFT

[Sapiency]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

[Techno-Soviet]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Well then, I'll offer you a cookie on the way out.

Maybe you too shall see the light soon enough...

[Eternal Yerushalayim]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Shuddup, commies aren't sissies. Every good conservative would say that, so you must be a commie! Mamie, tell Ike!

[Sapiency]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Shuddup, commies aren't sissies. Every good conservative would say that, so you must be a commie! Mamie, tell Ike!

You're a traitor to Conservatism! You are a DISGRACE! You're a liberal pussy like the rest of them!

[South Lorenya]

This has been making the rounds:

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?' She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, and how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.'

She's an evil person who wouldn't give the slightest bit of her GPA to save her friend; no wonder she's a republican.

[Sapiency]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Well then, I'll offer you a cookie on the way out.

Maybe you too shall see the light soon enough...

*LibDetect beeps*

Hah! Your Commie cookie can't touch me!

[Eternal Yerushalayim]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Shuddup, commies aren't sissies. Every good conservative would say that, so you must be a commie! Mamie, tell Ike!

You're a traitor to Conservatism! You are a DISGRACE! You're a liberal pussy like the rest of them!

Bah. Commie. We don't say commies are ineffective, we say they're effective in ruining things.

[Sapiency]

*snip*

I have seen the light, and I shall not be swayed. I will stay where I stand, and I shall no- wait, that's communist liberal prose for liberal sissies! Only commie sissies write dramatic prose to confuse the masses, like Marx did. I almost fell into that trap. Good thing that I have my LibDetect, a vital utility at only $95,000!

In other words, NEVER!

Shuddup, commies aren't sissies. Every good conservative would say that, so you must be a commie! Mamie, tell Ike!

You're a traitor to Conservatism! You are a DISGRACE! You're a liberal pussy like the rest of them!

Bah. Commie. We don't say commies are ineffective, we say they're effective in ruining things.

Let's stop this bickering and take down the commie menace TOGETHER!