The Church of Obama

[Dimzul]

but we need to consider seperation of Church and State.

uuuuh? Not if its The Church of Obama.

[The Rice Islands]

but we need to consider seperation of Church and State.

uuuuh? Not if its The Church of Obama.

Are you trying to establish a religion as one officially held by our government?

[Dimzul]

but we need to consider seperation of Church and State.

uuuuh? Not if its The Church of Obama.

Are you trying to establish a religion as one officially held by our government?

duh! All hail the our mighty Obama!

[Totally Kicking Ass]

It's Bandwagon Time!

[Ashmoria]

It makes me sad that I can't have Obama's babies. Instead, I'll give him all my money.

i love him so much i would GAY marry him.

[The Rice Islands]

duh! All hail the our mighty Obama!

I respect Obama and what he stands for, and thus I cannot support any effort to impose on the religious beliefs of others.

[Ifreann]

duh! All hail the our mighty Obama!

I respect Obama and what he stands for, and thus I cannot support any effort to impose on the religious beliefs of others.

We don't impose our beliefs. We just kill heathens.

[New Zhonggou]

It's Bandwagon Time!

[Jocabia]

duh! All hail the our mighty Obama!

I respect Obama and what he stands for, and thus I cannot support any effort to impose on the religious beliefs of others.

We respect him and what he stands for so much that we've accepted him as our savior. Will you thrice deny him?

[Rejistania]

duh! All hail the our mighty Obama!

I respect Obama and what he stands for, and thus I cannot support any effort to impose on the religious beliefs of others.

But you can worship him yourself. It will hbowever be hard to get tax exemption status for our religion seeing that we do support a political candidate.

[The Rice Islands]

We respect him and what he stands for so much that we've accepted him as our savior. Will you thrice deny him?

I don't deny him, I deny your opposition to the freedom of religion he stands for.

[Grave_n_idle]

Obama is the messiah!

That's why you can't spell Messiah without Obama. Well... the 'ma' part of it. If you spell messiah wrong.

Um.



I need to rethink this.

[Jocabia]

We respect him and what he stands for so much that we've accepted him as our savior. Will you thrice deny him?

I don't deny him, I deny your opposition to the freedom of religion he stands for.

This is freedom. We as a country choose to worship him. Haven't you been paying attention?

[The Rice Islands]

This is freedom. We as a country choose to worship him. Haven't you been paying attention?

Are you so conservative as to ignore the views of those that differ from you? Or are you so Beck as to assume you speak for the whole country?

[Jocabia]

This is freedom. We as a country choose to worship him. Haven't you been paying attention?

Are you so conservative as to ignore the views of those that differ from you? Or are you so Beck as to assume you speak for the whole country?

Neither. The problem with those folks is not that they are convicted. The problem is that they are wrong and ignore evidence. What evidence to you have that Obama is not the Messiah? Or Obamiah, as he shall be called from now on?

[The Rice Islands]

I don't have any evidence that he is not the Messiah, just as I have no evidence that God doesn't exist. However, what information that has been presented to the contrary has thus far been unconvincing. Obama is the greatest leader of the modern era, true, but the Messiah?

[Jocabia]

I don't have any evidence that he is not the Messiah, just as I have no evidence that God doesn't exist. However, what information that has been presented to the contrary has thus far been unconvincing. Obama is the greatest leader of the modern era, true, but the Messiah?

Who said God didn't exist and why are you changing the subject? Obama being the savior isn't at odds with the concept of God. Obama is just God's messenger to us sent to save us from ourselves. And there is plenty of evidence for this in the compassion he shows towards the poor and the sick. He has much in common with Jesus Christ. Although, we do have first-hand accounts of the teachings of Obama and even have his direct writings. Also, Obama's teachings haven't been altered by Jewish teachings after he died nor have they been used as a means of controlling the masses by a Pagan. I'd say it's pretty clear that Obama is the right savior at the right time.

Your turn.

[Jocabia]

Yes, exactly.

[The Rice Islands]

Surely there are more qualifications to being the Messiah than caring about the poor and the sick? Otherwise the entire Democratic Party would be the Messiah, not just Obama.

[Jocabia]

Surely there are more qualifications to being the Messiah than caring about the poor and the sick? Otherwise the entire Democratic Party would be the Messiah, not just Obama.

Surely, there are. Obama teaches us. Obama delivers us. He has returned our faith.

I see you don't have an counter arguments for our evidence-based scientific religion.

[The Rice Islands]

Surely there are more qualifications to being the Messiah than caring about the poor and the sick? Otherwise the entire Democratic Party would be the Messiah, not just Obama.

Surely, there are. Obama teaches us. Obama delivers us. He has returned our faith.

I see you don't have an counter arguments for our evidence-based scientific religion.

Caring, teaching, leading, inspiring... All good things, but a decent teacher could do that as well. What sets Obama above and beyond them other than an Earthly title?

[Rejistania]

The miracle healings during his campaign. *nods*

[The Rice Islands]

The miracle healings during his campaign. *nods*

As wikipedia would say, _{[citation needed]}

[Rejistania]

The miracle healings during his campaign. *nods*

As wikipedia would say, _{[citation needed]}

Here!

[The Floor Kippers]

No Loves For FDR?