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Summistan
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 04, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Summistan » Sat Oct 05, 2024 10:51 pm

20 YouTubers vs 20 Million Floridians!

My alarm didn't go off today so I woke up a bit later than I intended.
The⠀Republic⠀of⠀Summistan
Unity, Liberty, Justice
The Verschettograd Times: President Maxmillian Szytzdoff announces draft of Budget 2025 - increased taxes for big Corporations, decresed welfare,increased Military bugdet | East Summistani man falls into Deepest section of Pygadom River after skydyving Accident | Protests in front of Summistani Capitol Due to strict Immigration Laws
A puppet of Insulamia. This nation is a parody of "summerposty" nations on NS. Don't take it too seriously :D
/resummie

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Burgerslandia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Apr 08, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Burgerslandia » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:05 pm

reddit stories: how i miraculously survived the september 11th attacks

i allied the gnosh in spore :clap: :clap: :clap:
Roblox Tupac:
"Live thine life as a n00b BLOXXa until the day thou pass; Live thine life as a roleplaya 'cause even gettin' hacked."

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Archipel Sempi
Envoy
 
Posts: 309
Founded: Aug 11, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Archipel Sempi » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:07 pm

I... What? I allied goblins... No, that's not right. Just click on this video for free MONEY!!!!!!!


Seeing Chernobyl's wild boars
THE SEMPI ARCHIPELAGO
"La beauté de l'azur tropical, l'esprit de l'aventure."
Fact Friday: There are 634 recognized Indigenous tribes in Canada.
silly Pacific archipelago with 102 tiny islands and 6 big ones = 108 islands
"Good symbolism is what makes a flag good, not how the flag looks."
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IS NOT CANON.
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Burgerslandia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Apr 08, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Burgerslandia » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:08 pm

Archipel Sempi wrote:Seeing Chernobyl's wild boars

chernobly is inhabited by the gnosh :clap: :clap: :clap: fr?
skip me
Roblox Tupac:
"Live thine life as a n00b BLOXXa until the day thou pass; Live thine life as a roleplaya 'cause even gettin' hacked."

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Enzonar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Nov 30, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Enzonar » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:49 pm

BECOMING HOG RIDER IN REAL LIFE? ( WE FOUND THE LEGENDARY GREEN SKIN)

Jerma putting someone through a deli slicer
I need to make an actual factbook
If my nation was based off my political views, I would be in prison.
Ingsoc is wimpy
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Godular
Game Moderator
 
Posts: 14013
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:32 am

Enzonar wrote:BECOMING HOG RIDER IN REAL LIFE? ( WE FOUND THE LEGENDARY GREEN SKIN)

Jerma putting someone through a deli slicer


SHAVE POUNDS IN SECONDS! THIS WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS!

Toilet stopped flushing.
Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.
Step 1: One-Stop Rules Shop. Step 2: ctrl+f. Step 3: Type in what you saw in modbox. Step 4: Don't do it again.
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Carnonon
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Oct 03, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Carnonon » Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:41 am

TOILET STOPPED FLUSHING IN 3:00 AM (I BARELY SURVIVED) (THE ENDING WILL SHOCK YOU) (LIFE-THREATENING) (SUPERNATURAL) (100%)

I went to the highest point of the Aneweppee Steppe in Carnonon.
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The Bhutanese dragon on the flag is supposed to be more of a Prussian-like but I couldn't find anything similiar on Tennessine. Sorry for recent inactivity, was busy with some IRL stuff.
Did You Know: That 3 people were imprisoned in Carnonon in 1989 for saying 'fuck yourselves' in public at a protest?

Carnonon exporting cereal and gas to Canada.

Live Lebanese Intervention Feed: Lebanon Scouts formed as a division of the International Mission of Carnonon.

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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 2417
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:13 am

Going to the HIGHEST POINT in ALL of CARNONON (I ALMOST REGRETTED IT)



Real ghost caught on camera.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire.

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Gameran Autocracy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 06, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gameran Autocracy » Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:18 am

TOP 7 REAL GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA (GONE CRAZY) (I ALMOST DIED)
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two 5 year olds throw sand at each other
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Gameran Autocracy
Quantity over Quality
Governor of Galatolia
Founder of the Support Union
Land of Friendship
Salveen States

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Summistan
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 04, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Summistan » Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:50 am

ISRAEL ESCALATES GAZA CONFLICT BY BOMBARDING CIVILIAN CHILDREN WITH CLUSTER MUNTIONS | LIVE BREAKING NEWS

I saw a horse crossing the road today.
The⠀Republic⠀of⠀Summistan
Unity, Liberty, Justice
The Verschettograd Times: President Maxmillian Szytzdoff announces draft of Budget 2025 - increased taxes for big Corporations, decresed welfare,increased Military bugdet | East Summistani man falls into Deepest section of Pygadom River after skydyving Accident | Protests in front of Summistani Capitol Due to strict Immigration Laws
A puppet of Insulamia. This nation is a parody of "summerposty" nations on NS. Don't take it too seriously :D
/resummie

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Experina
Diplomat
 
Posts: 657
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:53 am

Summistan wrote:ISRAEL ESCALATES GAZA CONFLICT BY BOMBARDING CIVILIAN CHILDREN WITH CLUSTER MUNTIONS | LIVE BREAKING NEWS

I saw a horse crossing the road today.


MASSIVE CAR CRASH! (I ALMOST DIED) THANKFULLY NO ONE HURT AT 3 AM!

I survived a day in europe.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
Nationality:Israeli

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Misdainana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Misdainana » Sun Oct 06, 2024 4:58 am

I FOUND THE ONE HORSE ON THE ROAD IN MORNING!
/ninja'd

I SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE OF EUROPEAN IN 100 DAY!
The lost continent of Atlantis in the Atlantic Ocean.
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SUN REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

ACCOUNT SINCE OF: 6/2/2022
Click on here! Or? click here to more stuff!
My fictional country are inspired of Centaura (Roblox), Dead Ahead (Roblox, again), Papers Please, Suzerain, and Ace Combat are mixed in my own world!

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Second Peenadian
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Second Peenadian » Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:00 am

The lost continent that caused Titanic sunk. (not what you expect)

I saw a bird fell of to the well
The Kingdom of Peenadian
Current time (ATA)|29th Century in Peenadian Time
NS Stats canon (not dissapearance) | Sci-Fi country if they were influenced by the 2020s
●NEWS|Is there's hope for Peenadian?|Peenadian newest monarchy installed under House of Hall-Catherina|National Government has agree to only put US as the country that Peenadian regained independence but still yet teach in history books|

Officially called Peenadian [He/Him, Straight]
Safety:63
Peenadian.com

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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 2417
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:34 am

CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire.

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Liberza
Envoy
 
Posts: 279
Founded: May 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Liberza » Sun Oct 06, 2024 6:59 am

SCARY WHITE MAN SEEN IN THE FOREST

Legalizing arson! =3
hi im a dumbass and i like doing dumbass things, wanna talk about baseball or metallica?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2540087
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lib ... id=2545210

I am starting Liberza lore yet again from scratch!



:3 is dying out, copy and paste this in your sig if you're a true :3

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Timlandian Federation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 675
Founded: Dec 27, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Timlandian Federation » Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:02 am

Arson legalized (Houses burned)(police called)(people rioting)(gone wrong)(now homeless)

Committing mass murder
the socialist kingdom of Timlandian Federation i'm basically an empire on an alt version of the world but i have multiple territories throughout the multiverse
yesn't, goodn't, badn't, existn't, mobiln't, treen't, cupn't, loven't, songn't, musicn't, dirtyn't, cleann't, catn't, dogn't, bulln't, humann't
pro: life, existing, cookies, LGBTQ+, nice people.
anti: fascists, nazis, raisin cookies, mean people. >:(
pride flag extremely trippy

i have mood swings from time to time

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Beliras
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:02 am

TROLLING IN IRL (ANGERED PLAYERS) (GONE WRONG) (HAD TO RESTART GAME)
/ninja'd, but whatever, still the same.

I try to shutdown a failing nuclear reactor.
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may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
Yep, I'm a Troper too.
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was fucking ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
nicknames
"naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah sau say" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Online - at home (May be outdated)
PEACE FOR UKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Sveniland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Apr 13, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sveniland » Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:29 am

TRIED TO TROLL MY NEIGHBORS IN 3AM(ARRESTED)(FBI AND POLICE INVOLVED)(NOT CLICKBAIT)(CRAZY)






murdered someone and blamed it on joe biden
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Sveniland!
TVSC News:NDP polititians announce new "pacific colonisation plan", also announces navy expansion plan! SEC announces tax cuts! Kid poisoned by deadly poison hidden in a chocolate candy! protesters demands government to regulate "Christmas music" in November, Kurtmannski to hold international environmental meeting! bomb threat in Kurtmannski Central metro! SCI Buys out former "Rex technology" factory in oslo

the north koreans owe us 2.2 billion svenish krona worth of Norditag Sedans. we want them back.

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Carnonon
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Oct 03, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Carnonon » Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:36 am

JOE BIDEN MURDERED SOMEONE , HUNTER BIDEN PROOF, MAGA! EVIL CAANIBAL DEMOCRATS! (1,000% LEGIT, LEGIT SOURCES CITIED INCL FOX NEWS)

I saw a person claiming to be Nononian in real life, he led me to Burandi and tried to murder me, however I survived and now am the preacher of the Anti-Rictophobia Alliance (ARA) for Burandi.
The Bhutanese dragon on the flag is supposed to be more of a Prussian-like but I couldn't find anything similiar on Tennessine. Sorry for recent inactivity, was busy with some IRL stuff.
Did You Know: That 3 people were imprisoned in Carnonon in 1989 for saying 'fuck yourselves' in public at a protest?

Carnonon exporting cereal and gas to Canada.

Live Lebanese Intervention Feed: Lebanon Scouts formed as a division of the International Mission of Carnonon.

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United Antares Imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 01, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby United Antares Imperium » Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:29 am

Carnonon wrote:JOE BIDEN MURDERED SOMEONE , HUNTER BIDEN PROOF, MAGA! EVIL CAANIBAL DEMOCRATS! (1,000% LEGIT, LEGIT SOURCES CITIED INCL FOX NEWS)

I saw a person claiming to be Nononian in real life, he led me to Burandi and tried to murder me, however I survived and now am the preacher of the Anti-Rictophobia Alliance (ARA) for Burandi.


ARA SPOKESMAN ALMOST KILLED!!!!
(NONOIAN POLICE CALLED)

I decided to raid a house with a SIPWATT team.
Antares
What if Antares was at 1944 peak, in 1993?
That's us!
TAU RADIO: City of Marahar in the Blackton Region has been exterminated // Violent LGBT protests end when 150 were shot dead by SIPWATT and RAPSOC // Ghera Department gets a new motorway system

Wartime Travel Advisory and News: Travel Advisory Warning: DO NOT GO TO MARAHAR. /// RAPTUU dispatched to Sigil

CNRCON: Delta 4 - Readied

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Poorly made goods
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 03, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Poorly made goods » Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:34 am

[Unrelated to above]

3 AM BANK ROBBING CHALLENGE! LAST TO GET CAUGHT KEEPS ***ALL*** MONEY!!! (gone wrong) (hospital called) (birth given) (police called) (arrested)
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Archipel Sempi
Envoy
 
Posts: 309
Founded: Aug 11, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Archipel Sempi » Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:44 pm

United Antares Imperium wrote:
Carnonon wrote:JOE BIDEN MURDERED SOMEONE , HUNTER BIDEN PROOF, MAGA! EVIL CAANIBAL DEMOCRATS! (1,000% LEGIT, LEGIT SOURCES CITIED INCL FOX NEWS)

I saw a person claiming to be Nononian in real life, he led me to Burandi and tried to murder me, however I survived and now am the preacher of the Anti-Rictophobia Alliance (ARA) for Burandi.


ARA SPOKESMAN ALMOST KILLED!!!!
(NONOIAN POLICE CALLED)

I decided to raid a house with a SIPWATT team.

Skipping AN for obvious reasons

SIPWATT RAID ON HOUSE AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (SHOTS FIRED)


I ate taco bell
THE SEMPI ARCHIPELAGO
"La beauté de l'azur tropical, l'esprit de l'aventure."
Fact Friday: There are 634 recognized Indigenous tribes in Canada.
silly Pacific archipelago with 102 tiny islands and 6 big ones = 108 islands
"Good symbolism is what makes a flag good, not how the flag looks."
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IS NOT CANON.
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
I am a proud, patriotic Bulgarian

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Appalachias
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 03, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby Appalachias » Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:51 pm

Man DIES after eating food poisoning [COPS CALLED!]

BN was listening to Sabaton I bet.
"Obedience sounds like slavery to those who are in bondage"
NS Stats are not canon.
"I never said this sh*t" -Sun Tzu
"If you want to make the world a different place, you gotta take a look at yourself and make a change"

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Godular
Game Moderator
 
Posts: 14013
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:18 pm

Appalachias wrote:Man DIES after eating food poisoning [COPS CALLED!]

BN was listening to Sabaton I bet.


OPEN WARFARE AT LOCAL CONCERT! WHO STARTED IT? WHO ENDED IT? THE ANSWERS WILL SURPRISE YOU!

I forgot to clean the lint filter from the drier.
Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.
Step 1: One-Stop Rules Shop. Step 2: ctrl+f. Step 3: Type in what you saw in modbox. Step 4: Don't do it again.
New to F7? Click here!


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Commonu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Commonu » Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:20 pm

LINT DRIER BLOCKED! (MY HOUSE EXPLODED!!!)

I went home from work.
Vance Ajik is recovering from fighting Zirol, NS Stats are non-existent, and one more thing the mitochondria is drunk from being the cell's powerhouse.

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgmcPhqBuU

OOC: Just a regular guy trying to make lives better, I may be hated sometimes but making people's lives better is more important than fretting on people's hatred.

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