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Elfilin
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 488
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Elfilin » Wed Nov 06, 2024 10:05 am

I DRANK THE PRIME FLAVORED PEPSI *GONE WORNG* (I CALLED THE POISON CONTROL!!!!!!!)




Donald Trump wins the election, and deletes Mexico from existence
The Republic of Elfilin wants to give as much freedom to the people as it can without devolving into Anarchy. The Nation is against all forms of Fascism, because they are a nation affected by the horrors of World War 2 AND 3. It is at war with Lemonstania.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here


BREAKING NEWS: Peace in Doslonsu.|War with Lemonstania begins!
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Republic of Libriano
Attaché
 
Posts: 84
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:11 pm

SHOCKING! TRUMP WINS THE ELECTIONS JUST TO ANNEX MEXICO AND TO SEND IT INTO THE SHADOW REALM? (HIGH QUALITY FOOTAGE) (CONFIRMED PAN AMERICANISM)

The bite of '87
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Humanitarian aid sent to Doslonsu / New election season has been anounced (RP) / Futurepop on rise in Libriano / Creation of The Primordial Alliance has been finished (RP)
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Simonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:15 pm

I ATE ONE-MILLIONTH OF AN ‘87 (GONE SERIOUSLY WRONG)

Trump won
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Hello there. I'm Simonia.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Goodbye. | Here it is, Aurevbush. Libriano, you’re on the thumbnail. Azurnailia, you’re briefly mentioned in two scenes.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
I have a YT.
Feel free to TG me.
They ruined NS, I ”colonized” these, they’re cool, they’re my variations, they’re my nicknames, they’re soldiers, they don’t exist.
Our TG inbox is named Ingrid.
NS stats left NationStates.
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Indecent Anime Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 218
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:18 pm

(__].[__) or ( . )( . ) ?





The answer is both 8)
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Alanermia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: May 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alanermia » Sat Nov 09, 2024 2:13 pm

I have no idea what to even put so....

I JUMPED OFF MT. EVEREST AT 3AM!!??!?!?!?! (GONE WRONG) (LEGS BROKEN) (LIQUEFIED) (FUNERAL PLANNED)




I was hunted by a serial killer.
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The United States of Alanermia
I Have Returned
Begone Ripple Haters
Hey Vsauce, is Michael here?
Nation Overview
Nation Leader
The Grilled One is coming

The Landersburg Times: 28 year old man Jonah Elsonberg given death penalty after leaking documents that connect Supernatural Experimentations Co. to the appearance of anomalies, "i'm telling you, that company is hiding things that could destroy humanity, let alone the world, these anomalies are just the tip of the iceberg," he stated in a recent interview. "traveling throughout the galaxy used to be a distant dream we couldn't have even imagined being capable of with our technology, but in one day, we went from taking 3 months to reach the Moon to 10 seconds thank to portal tech," states Cowel Escalon,
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Second Peenadian
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Second Peenadian » Tue Nov 12, 2024 11:15 pm

a Serial Killer tried to hunt me. Here's how I escaped *insane*


Here's how to get a trillion IQ
The Kingdom of Peenadian
Current time (ATA)
NS Stats canon (not dissapearance) | Sci-Fi country if they were influenced by the 2020s
●NEWS|Peenadian has switched from Standard Peenadian calendar to Terran Calendar from now, Anti-Monarchist used outdated Peenadian Calendar as protest|Peenadian newest monarchy installed under House of Hall-Catherina|

Officially called Peenadian [He/Him, Straight]
Safety:63
Peenadian.com
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Elfilin
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 488
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Elfilin » Wed Nov 13, 2024 9:03 am

1 TRILLION IQ GUIDE (THE CCP DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS) (100% WORKING)






I got lead and Mold poisoning from Lunchly
The Republic of Elfilin wants to give as much freedom to the people as it can without devolving into Anarchy. The Nation is against all forms of Fascism, because they are a nation affected by the horrors of World War 2 AND 3. It is at war with Lemonstania.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here


BREAKING NEWS: Peace in Doslonsu.|War with Lemonstania begins!
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Wed Nov 13, 2024 9:07 am

TOP 3 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT EAT LUNCHLY!! (ALMOST DIED)(SHOCKING)

I screwed up the timeline by kicking a rock, and now Monaco rules all of South America.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats and curfew policy)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Thu Nov 14, 2024 7:23 pm

/ B U M P
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats and curfew policy)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Surana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 104
Founded: Nov 11, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Surana » Thu Nov 14, 2024 7:35 pm

BECOMING GOD BY KICKING A ROCK TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT MONACO IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF ATLANTIS (GONE SEXUAL) (REVIVED NAPOLEON)

You went swimming in still water
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The Phoenix of the Levant!

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The National Republic of Surana is a corrupt one-party Nationalist Dictatorship who seeks to unite the Levant Region under their Phoenician State by any means neccessary

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OOC Notes: This imaginary Nation does not represent my real life Political Views at all!

You may also know me as Vorrilium or Royanne
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Squarelandiuh
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:15 pm

LOCAL MAN SWIMS IN STILL WATER (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)

The Protrichskan language, a Slavic-based conlang, has recently turned semi-functional.
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Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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Norse Inuit Union
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1192
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:22 pm

THE INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE OF THE SLAVS REVEALED! NOT CLICK BAIT. HOW TO LEARN IN FLUENTLY IN JUST 3 WEEKS!

A viking sword was recently discovered.
The North Polean Confederation of
The NIU
★Wiki Page★ | FAQ/OOC | Lego NIU Fort I made | Religion | NS Minecraft Builds | Flag history | Heros of The NIU | Regional Map and Flags! | Shorts
Discord is .dangis feel free to contact me.
TGs are open.
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 84
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:24 am

HISTORIANS IN SHOCK! A VIKING SWORD WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED BURIED IN THE SHORES OF GREENLAND! 100% PROOF THE IMAGES WILL SHOCK YOU! NO DOUBTS!

Theodore Roosevelt comes back from the dead to combat monopolies breaking Facebook, Twitter and many other companies.
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Humanitarian aid sent to Doslonsu / New election season has been anounced (RP) / Futurepop on rise in Libriano / Creation of The Primordial Alliance has been finished (RP)
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Rylland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 706
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:51 am

TEDDY ROOSEVELT TRIED TO COMBAT POPULAR COMPANIES (HE WON) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (PUNJABI DUB RELEASED)

I dropped my phone while walking through the streets.
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Experina
Diplomat
 
Posts: 722
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:52 am

MY SEARCH HISTORY GOT LEAKED! (POLICE CALLED) (UNEXPECTED RESULTS)!


Stalin comes back from the dead after forgetting that he is dead.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
Nationality:Israeli
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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14126
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:54 am

COLD WAR IS BACK? You won't believe who is back from the dead! OMG :gasp_emoji: [3:34:10]

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Small 2.0 earthquake in a dense city. No damage, no one noticed until it's reported.
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♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ ＼(^_^)／ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
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Elfilin
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 488
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Elfilin » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:57 am

WORST EARTHQUAKE OF NOVEMBER 2024!? (ALMOST DIED) (CALLED 911)



Sir, a third hurricane has hit the Florida
The Republic of Elfilin wants to give as much freedom to the people as it can without devolving into Anarchy. The Nation is against all forms of Fascism, because they are a nation affected by the horrors of World War 2 AND 3. It is at war with Lemonstania.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here


BREAKING NEWS: Peace in Doslonsu.|War with Lemonstania begins!
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Reantreet
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:57 am

389MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE HIT TOKYO JAPAN (ENTIRE CITY LEVELED) (EVERYONE DEAD)

darnit

CATAGORY 6 HURRICANE SIZE OF ENTIRE MIDWEST DESTROYS ALL OF FLORIDA (SHOCKING) ($1,000,000,000,000 LOST!)


Vegeta's Final Flash fails to kill Cell
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
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(I Q) ello bruv
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Nov 15, 2024 11:33 pm

WHY THE FINAL FLASH ATTACK IS A BAD FINISHING MOVE!! (WATCH TILL THE END)(NOT CLICKBAIT)(NO CAP FRFR)

I forgot how diplomacy works and speedran world conquest.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats and curfew policy)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The Socialist World Republic of Cats
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 113
Founded: Jun 24, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Socialist World Republic of Cats » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:09 am

HERE'S HOW I TOOK OVER THE WORLD WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK (WATCH TILL THE END) (THE UN GOT ANGRY) (NO CLICKBAIT)

I ate an hamburger at McDonald's
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Syndicalist utopia subdivided in various Regional Syndicates who controls the world and it's ruled by cats and humans. Despite the flag may be misleading,we're NOT COMMUNIST
All of Earth and Moon,some cities on Mars,Venus and Europa, a planet 20 light years from Earth,part of the Magellanic Clouds and 2½ parallel universes
Maxwell The Cat,the meme cat who spins Click here if you don't know who he is
A genetically modified genius cat named Frank
The creator of Comicsland (fun fact:Comicsland is actually canon in our universes and we are NOT their puppet or viceversa)


Our national anthem
My IRL views (i think)
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Experina
Diplomat
 
Posts: 722
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:18 am

I ATE THE BEST HAMBURGER IN THE WORLD! (IS ALSO CHEAP) (2024'S BEST HAMBURGER)

I managed to avoid getting banned from the NS forums for over 2 years now.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
Nationality:Israeli
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Crysuko
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7636
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:33 pm

NS DON'T GET BANNED CHALLENGE (MODS CALLED)

I drank far too much coffee.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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Brainrot-Land
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 23, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Brainrot-Land » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:39 pm

THE WORST COFFEE EVER!?!!1? (ALMOST DIED) (COPS CALLED)



I nuked Skibidi toilet at 3am
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Inferior
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Feb 07, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inferior » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:42 pm

CONFUSED MAN TRIES TO BOMB TOILET HEAD????? (GONE WRONG) + (THOSE WHO KNOW)

I walked in the park
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Grand Britanny
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 03, 2023
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Grand Britanny » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:47 pm

NEW SIGMA MALE META: PARKPILLED WALKMAXXING (10 ANDREW TATE SECRETS!)

I believe in God.
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other nations: ✦АЯ✪☀
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