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The Great Furrican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Nov 04, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Great Furrican Empire » Mon Oct 21, 2024 4:22 am

MAX BRRY JUT DEI!!!!1111!!! RST IN HEAVN. BLOOP IS DIE I WLLL
(misspellings on purpose)
Furrihonese government scandal
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Official Furrihon Signature of Approval!
News from Furrkyo: Not much really...
(Sorry for bad signature 3:)
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Mon Oct 21, 2024 4:58 am

The Furrihon Situation Just Got Worse... (ft. Diddy)

Lương Cường was appointed President of Vietnam today.
✦Insulamia
other nations: АЯ✪☀

    FOX 
   NEWS 
 channel 
INSULAMIA HEADS TOWARDS CHINESE-STYLE DICTATORSHIP AS
ELITIST LEFTIST PARTY CONTINUES THEIR DECADES-LONG RULE
                                               TUCKER CARLSON  ★ TONIGHT ★                                                
 OOC NOTES INCOMING … CANONICALLY, THE ABOVE STORY WAS RUN IN LATE 2020 AFTER THE RESULTS OF THE INSULAMIAN FEDERAL ELECTION WERE ANNOUNCED … SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT I HAD THIS IN MY SIG A WHILE BACK, THIS IS KIND OF A THROWBACK BECAUSE I REALLY LIKED IT … HOPEFULLY THIS DOESN'T EXCEED THE SIG LINE LIMIT; I'M NOT SURE HOW TO COUNT PRE TAGS … ANYWAYS, I'VE GOT A VERY COOL NEW FACTBOOK, CHECK IT OUT … THAT'S ALL GUYS, INSULAMIA OUT 
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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 2634
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Mon Oct 21, 2024 5:01 am

CHỦ TỊCH ĐẠI CỬ LƯƠNG CƯỜNG ĐƯỢC BẦU LÀM LÃNH ĐẠO QUỐC GIA NĂM 2024 VN24 #news #vn


Real Slenderman sighting.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.
Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire. | I hate boycotts, I miss fast food.
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Etwepe
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 192
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Etwepe » Mon Oct 21, 2024 5:04 am

DO NOT WALK IN WOODS AT 3 AM! (SAW SLENDERMAN) [POLICE CALLED] [EMOTIONAL]

I bought a soggy gyro from a Hunnic man [Hungarian]
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Project Nightfall is now in effect. I repeat, Project Nightfall is now in effect.

ΣΤΩ ΘΕΩ ΝΑ ΕΗΝΑΗ ΔΩΞΑ! ΔΩΞΗ ΣΤΩΝ ΥΨΗΛΩ! ΠΡΩΣΕΥΧΩΜΑΣΤΕ ΝΑ ΣΩΣΕΗ ΤΗΣ ΑΜΑΡΤΩΤΕΣ, ΑΤΕΛΕΗΕΣ ΨΥΧΕΣ ΜΑΣ!

LET ALL KNOW ETWEPE, AND HER WRATH.

Έκθεςι Κωνςταντινωυπώλεως|How to respond to "Orthodoxia Æterna"? By saying "Aeternum est!"|Fighting Elfilin with help from Donlonsu
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Neu Deutscher-Amerika
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Oct 16, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Neu Deutscher-Amerika » Mon Oct 21, 2024 6:23 am

WORLD'S SOGGIEST GYRO EVER!!! (NO CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (STEPSISTER INVOLVED)
GP was a 41 year old Florida man presenting to the emergency room with a splitting headache
What if Germany colonized America?
United Calanworie wrote:Literally just hit "preview" and it'll happen. It only is "absent" in F7 because nobody previews their posts because they're trying to move at the speed of mach fuck to not get ninjd.
Vote TRUMP for President! Vote YES on Florida Amendment 3 and NO on Florida Amendment 4!
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Crysuko
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7636
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Oct 21, 2024 3:52 pm

TOP 10 MEDICAL MYSTERIES YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 1!!! [FREE GIVEAWAY]

I did nothing but play games and get stoned today.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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New Mivango
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Mivango » Mon Oct 21, 2024 4:00 pm

STONER WINS VIDEO GAME MARATHON!

Vice-President Pierre Tsavatsa remarried his ex-wife Chantal this week, with the Mayor of Tsavatsaville officiating. She is his fourth wife, though she is the only one to divorce him. Her sister-wives were her bridesmaids.
Society is sick and needs the cancer of traditional morality removed from it, root and stem.
"Nothing has been more inimical to woman than truth. Her chief art is the lie, her supreme concern appearance and beauty." - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good And Evil
My own version of Madagascar ruled by a semi-dynastic anti-colonialist leftist regime.
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Squarelandiuh
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Mon Oct 21, 2024 5:47 pm

VICE-PRESIDENT REMARRIES (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Find the Squares: The Finale's release date is several months away.
Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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Das Deutscher-Kaninchen Kaiserreich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Oct 21, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Das Deutscher-Kaninchen Kaiserreich » Mon Oct 21, 2024 5:59 pm

THE FINAL DAY OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE IS COMING! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
"Wait, it's all brainrot?"
"Always has been."
My drawing is so ass that all you're gonna get for a flag is a crude depiction of what Her Majesty looks like for now. And yes, I did in fact use Roblox to originate the concept of Her Majesty, don't ask why. Also don't ask why she looks like a damn rockstar.
NS stats hung, drawn, and quartered
I am not a christofascist. I have been called this/somewhere near this TWICE on the 22nd of October, 2024.
I will eat a hockey stick for every time someone calls me a christofascist.
Hockey Sticks Eaten: 2
Trump won the 2024 election! America is saved! (Trump is not a fascist, cry about it)
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Russk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jan 08, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Russk » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:19 pm

Das Deutscher-Kaninchen Kaiserreich wrote:THE FINAL DAY OF EARTH'S EXISTENCE IS COMING! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
"Wait, it's all brainrot?"
"Always has been."

WE DISCOVERED THE WORST BRAIN ROT IN ALL EXISTENCE!! (GONE WRONG) (Ft. Cillian Murphy)



Grandpa put something weird in the spaghetti, it tasted like colors...
nuclear War has consumed the Once holy Lands of Russk, The Government reduced to ashes with trace amounts of our church hidden in forts and underground bunkers deep in the tundra, while on the Surface warlords and militias struggle for survival, Food and comfort are a luxury enjoyed by next to none. While in the bunkers that our generals and clergy retreated to when the bombs fell, nothing but schism and starvation await. Will our Holy Regime live on in this Post-Nuclear nightmare?
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The Toll
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: Mar 20, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Toll » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:26 pm

GRANDPA LACED CHILD SPAGHETTI WITH FENTANYL??!?!?!??!?!?! GONE WRONG!!!! COPS CALLED!!!!!!

-> :rofl: <-
My school blocked nationstates :sob:
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Yellowgrass Creek
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Aug 19, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Yellowgrass Creek » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:28 pm

Man ****DIES**** following extreme laughter, the media doesn't want you to know this....






Ants.
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Panay Islands and Guimaras
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1215
Founded: Jun 02, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Panay Islands and Guimaras » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:30 pm

MAN BECAME AN ANT!!!???!!!! REAL NOT FAKE

Sewiside forest
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Rylland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 751
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:39 pm

I WANT TO SEWISIDE FOREST IN YAPONIA (REAL) (SCARY) (NOT FAKE) (I MET LOGAN PAUL)

I met with Toro Inoue.
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Russk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jan 08, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Russk » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:47 pm

I MET TORO INOUE (GONE WRONG) (JAPANESE EMPIRE REFORMED) (TOTALLY NOT SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!) (ft. Tsar Alexander III)
(my bad forgot)


I walked from Helsinki Finland to Donetsk
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nuclear War has consumed the Once holy Lands of Russk, The Government reduced to ashes with trace amounts of our church hidden in forts and underground bunkers deep in the tundra, while on the Surface warlords and militias struggle for survival, Food and comfort are a luxury enjoyed by next to none. While in the bunkers that our generals and clergy retreated to when the bombs fell, nothing but schism and starvation await. Will our Holy Regime live on in this Post-Nuclear nightmare?
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Archipel Sempi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 438
Founded: Aug 11, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Archipel Sempi » Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:00 pm

I WALK FROM DRUNK URALIC CITY TO DRUNK SLAVIC CITY (GONE WRONG) (LEG SURGERY)


Finding Obama Fried Chicken
⊡⊡⊡ THE SEMPI ARCHIPELAGO ⊡⊡⊡
"La beauté de l'azur tropical, l'esprit de l'aventure."
Fact Friday: There are over 1,700 places named San Jose.
silly Pacific archipelago with 102 tiny islands and 6 big ones = 108 islands
"Good symbolism is what makes a flag good, not how the flag looks."
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IS NOT CANON.
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
I am a proud, patriotic Bulgarian
All NS stats (except for population and world assembly endorsements) are canon unless said otherwise.
He/Him
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Experina
Diplomat
 
Posts: 747
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:30 pm

I FOUND OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN! 24 HOUR ADVENTURE THROUGH MOUNTAINS AND FORESTS ALMOST GONE WRONG!

I survived a day in my house
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
Nationality:Israeli
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Panay Islands and Guimaras
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1215
Founded: Jun 02, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Panay Islands and Guimaras » Fri Oct 25, 2024 12:50 am

I SURVIVED 69 DAYS IN A HOUSE (REAL NOT FAKE) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST ARRESTED)

Drinking prime bottle with lead
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Russk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jan 08, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Russk » Fri Oct 25, 2024 9:03 pm

Panay Islands and Guimaras wrote:I SURVIVED 69 DAYS IN A HOUSE (REAL NOT FAKE) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST ARRESTED)

Drinking prime bottle with lead

DO NOT DRINK WANNA BE GATORADE WITH EXTRA LEAD AT 3AM! (WE SUMMONED KSI) (GONE WRONG) (Ft. Jake Paul)

I walked form Donetsk to Harbin
nuclear War has consumed the Once holy Lands of Russk, The Government reduced to ashes with trace amounts of our church hidden in forts and underground bunkers deep in the tundra, while on the Surface warlords and militias struggle for survival, Food and comfort are a luxury enjoyed by next to none. While in the bunkers that our generals and clergy retreated to when the bombs fell, nothing but schism and starvation await. Will our Holy Regime live on in this Post-Nuclear nightmare?
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Das Deutscher-Kaninchen Kaiserreich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Oct 21, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Das Deutscher-Kaninchen Kaiserreich » Fri Oct 25, 2024 9:07 pm

LONGAET EWALK IN THEA ENTIER WEODLD!!!!1 (GONE WROTG) (GOEN SSEUXSKL)
misspellings are intentional
Yugi's grandpa gets sent to the Shadow Realm
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My drawing is so ass that all you're gonna get for a flag is a crude depiction of what Her Majesty looks like for now. And yes, I did in fact use Roblox to originate the concept of Her Majesty, don't ask why. Also don't ask why she looks like a damn rockstar.
NS stats hung, drawn, and quartered
I am not a christofascist. I have been called this/somewhere near this TWICE on the 22nd of October, 2024.
I will eat a hockey stick for every time someone calls me a christofascist.
Hockey Sticks Eaten: 2
Trump won the 2024 election! America is saved! (Trump is not a fascist, cry about it)
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Commonu
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Commonu » Fri Oct 25, 2024 9:20 pm

YUGI'S GRANDPA SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM?!?! (HE DIED) (PEGASUS WON?!)

180mins of soothing music
Vance Ajik is recovering from fighting Zirol, NS Stats are non-existent, and one more thing the mitochondria is drunk from being the cell's powerhouse.

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgmcPhqBuU

OOC: Just a regular guy trying to make lives better, I may be hated sometimes but making people's lives better is more important than fretting on people's hatred.
Breaking News! Lory Ajik, son of Vance Ajik Jr. has went missing. After an extensive search, no corpse was found. The last person to see him is apparently Zirol Kizio, meaning Lory may be dead in Zirol's base.
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Godular
Game Moderator
 
Posts: 14064
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Fri Oct 25, 2024 9:50 pm

SUREFIRE PATH TO INNER PEACE! GET STARTED IN MINUTES!

We got a lot of leftovers.
Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.
Step 1: One-Stop Rules Shop. Step 2: ctrl+f. Step 3: Type in what you saw in modbox. Step 4: Don't do it again.
New to F7? Click here!

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Daphomir
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1005
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 25, 2024 9:52 pm

EPIC LEFTOVERS COOKING COMPETITION FOR $10000000000000000000!!!!! (NO CAP FRFR)

I watched TV with my sister.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for classification and corruption stats
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Panay Islands and Guimaras
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1215
Founded: Jun 02, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Panay Islands and Guimaras » Fri Oct 25, 2024 11:56 pm

Me and My Sister Reacting to TV (Gone Wrong)

KSI has a big forehead
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Tranquilizer-O7
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Jan 27, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tranquilizer-O7 » Fri Oct 25, 2024 11:59 pm

KSI BIG FOREHEAD CAUGHT IN 4K!!!!! (4K ULTRA HD QUALITY) (GONE WRONG)

me eating pasta
Tranquilizer-o7
Vibonia's 4th Speaker
ㅤㅤㅤVibonia's 2nd Vice President
ㅤVibonia's 3rd/4th President
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