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Xerxias
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Aug 28, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Xerxias » Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:57 pm

FREDDY FAZBEAR KILLS SEEMINGLY IMMORTAL MAN OVER AND OVER? (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

I have a fish.
my signature is just as empty as my landscape
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Inferior
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Feb 07, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inferior » Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:59 pm

MAN HOLDS SALMON SUSPICIOUSLY?!?!?!? (Free iphone giveaway!!)
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Crysuko
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7636
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Wed Oct 09, 2024 8:25 pm

Xerxias wrote:FREDDY FAZBEAR KILLS SEEMINGLY IMMORTAL MAN OVER AND OVER? (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

I have a fish.

SALMON HANDLED SUSPICIOUSLY??? [POLICE CALLED]

I went for a walk in the park.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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Russk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jan 08, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Russk » Wed Oct 09, 2024 8:31 pm

DANGEROUS WALK IN HAUNTED PARK AT 3 AM! (NOT SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!) (ALMOST DIED)



I ate a pizza with some fruit
nuclear War has consumed the Once holy Lands of Russk, The Government reduced to ashes with trace amounts of our church hidden in forts and underground bunkers deep in the tundra, while on the Surface warlords and militias struggle for survival, Food and comfort are a luxury enjoyed by next to none. While in the bunkers that our generals and clergy retreated to when the bombs fell, nothing but schism and starvation await. Will our Holy Regime live on in this Post-Nuclear nightmare?
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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Wed Oct 09, 2024 8:33 pm

I EAT THE WORST FOOD COMBINATIONS OF ALL TIME [INCLUDING FRUIT ON PIZZA]

i opened the window and a cat entered the room, i now have a cat.
HE/HIM
Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5x2FYvYuE
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United Racist Ducks
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Oct 27, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby United Racist Ducks » Wed Oct 09, 2024 8:34 pm

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW THIS DEMON TOOK OVER THIS MAN'S LIFE!

I still own a iPhone 6s
Experina wrote:911! My food keeps blowing up- *blows up*

El Lazaro wrote:Yes, but NationStates 3 will be a video game, NationStates 4 will be VR, and NationStates 5 will be a neural implant with AI and crypto. No further games will be released after Elon Musk ruins the franchise.

Orcuo wrote:I always thought it was an audio-based game. Or maybe that was just the voices in my head…

West Dumbia wrote:Computfrs arf dieeicult too much eor our pfoplf, vfry rarf. Mostly kfyboard is mostly kfys in right position, but dieeicult for manueactorfr to put kfy in right spot. Lfad to problfms.

Untecna wrote:Unfortunately, he has to work in a sweatshop.
This nation is not my personal beliefs or opinions.
*quack*
Kilroy was here
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Commonu
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Commonu » Wed Oct 09, 2024 11:09 pm

CHECKING ON MY IPHONE 6 (NO FORTNITE!?!?) OLDER THAN ME!!!


I had fruits.
Vance Ajik is recovering from fighting Zirol, NS Stats are non-existent, and one more thing the mitochondria is drunk from being the cell's powerhouse.

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgmcPhqBuU

OOC: Just a regular guy trying to make lives better, I may be hated sometimes but making people's lives better is more important than fretting on people's hatred.
Breaking News! Lory Ajik, son of Vance Ajik Jr. has went missing. After an extensive search, no corpse was found. The last person to see him is apparently Zirol Kizio, meaning Lory may be dead in Zirol's base.
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Liberza
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: May 05, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Liberza » Sun Oct 13, 2024 4:36 am

Shady alley dealer gave me 100 NEW SPECIES of fruits; let’s try them all!

My headphones just died
hi im a dumbass and i like doing dumbass things, wanna talk about baseball or metallica?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2540087
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lib ... id=2545210

I am starting Liberza lore yet again from scratch!


:3 is dying out, copy and paste this in your sig if you're a true :3
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Gunertotaliag chigagona falesia colock
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 13, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Gunertotaliag chigagona falesia colock » Sun Oct 13, 2024 4:44 am

SIMULATING DEAFNESS ON A COMPUTER???? (YOU WONT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED)

I made a long nation name.
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The Web Citadel
Envoy
 
Posts: 220
Founded: Mar 22, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Web Citadel » Sun Oct 13, 2024 5:04 am

BREAKING NATIONSTATES!? (MAX BARRY CALLED)

i took a train journey
Anarcho-syndicalist state formed in the Midwest
in response to several extreme anti-union laws passed by Congress.
17 year old British, liberal, optimistic blob who loves music.
He/They (Cis male)
Nation isn't reflective of real life views.
THE WEB CITADEL
aka: that unfunny guy with the anime flags
IC FLAG ||| OOC FLAG CHARACTER
GlobalNews ||| Contagious virus outbreak in Austria leaves 1500 currently dead ||| War in Taiwan "very likely in next few years" says senior UK military intelligence ||| Ross Carlin indicates openness to diplomatic discussion with United States regarding recent trade discussions with Canada
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Squarelandiuh
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:14 pm

DANGEROUS TRAIN JOURNEY AT 3 AM (YOU WON'T GUESS WHAT HAPPENED)

I made a constructed language.
Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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Wimahl
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Mar 12, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Wimahl » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:17 pm

MAKING ENGLISH 2.0!? (100% REAL)

Eating mozzarella while playing the banjo
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Rosettan Overwatch
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Oct 01, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Rosettan Overwatch » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:18 pm

Primary Overseer Gaun Whiteball has responded for comment;

"Local citizen consumes mildly addictive curdled milk stick. ...I just signed a few papers, hope nothing bad happens soon."
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Information Databank
Civil Rights and Economy stats are inaccurate. See our Constitution (17+)
Nation: The Commonwealth of Rosettan Overwatch
Tier: 8 - Beginning Dark Matter/Antimatter Studies
Level: N/A
Type: 6.7
A 9.45-power civilization, according to this index.
Special Notes about your civilization: Scientifically inclined, militarist, cold.
Take HL2, Stellaris, ULTRAKILL, add furries, and boom - that's us.
Some stats aren't canon, some are.
This nation reflects most of my views.
I'm only on here because it's fun and fictional - I do not care about the real world anymore.
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Aason
Envoy
 
Posts: 276
Founded: Apr 15, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aason » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:19 pm

EATING A MOZZARELLA WHILE PLAYING A BANJO CHALLENGE FOR $1000
Living with 100 puppies
From the President of Aason, Spiderwither “Patches”(Who's not a actual spider)
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
A progressive, pacifist island nation residing in Carcassonne
Primary banner made by a friend, not me
All stats and policies canon except for taxes, vats, employment, no smoking, patriotism, agriculture, and population
Nation somewhat represents my beliefs
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Alanermia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: May 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alanermia » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:23 pm

LIVING WITH 100 PUPPIES FOR 24 HOURS. NEVER PLAY WITH DOGS AT 3AM (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)



I ran a mile through a forest.
The United States of Alanermia
I Have Returned
Begone Ripple Haters
Hey Vsauce, is Michael here?
Nation Overview
Nation Leader
The Grilled One is coming

The Landersburg Times: 28 year old man Jonah Elsonberg given death penalty after leaking documents that connect Supernatural Experimentations Co. to the appearance of anomalies, "i'm telling you, that company is hiding things that could destroy humanity, let alone the world, these anomalies are just the tip of the iceberg," he stated in a recent interview. "traveling throughout the galaxy used to be a distant dream we couldn't have even imagined being capable of with our technology, but in one day, we went from taking 3 months to reach the Moon to 10 seconds thank to portal tech," states Cowel Escalon,
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Arelont
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 165
Founded: Jul 07, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arelont » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:26 pm

I RAN THROUGH A DANGEROUS JUNGLE AND GOT BITTEN BY BLOOD SUCKING BUGS (I GOT SICK!) (I HAD TO DRIVE AWAY!)





I watched Friday the 13th
Arelont!
Current Era: Napoleonic, but with mechs!
1940's ish, due to Arelont bringing some modern tech that people have researched

BREAKING NEWS • VICTORY DECLARED, PARADES IN STREETS TO CELEBRATE • PEACE WITH THE LIBERTARIANS, FREE STATE OF ARELONT DECLARED BY THEM
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Squarelandiuh
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:27 pm

WATCHING FRIDAY THE 13TH IN A HAUNTED HOUSE AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (YOU WON'T GUESS WHAT HAPPENED)

I made a fictional world.
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Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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Alanermia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: May 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alanermia » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:32 pm

I MADE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND SURVIVED AT 3AM IN IT!!!! (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (BECAME GOD)


I forgor :(
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The United States of Alanermia
I Have Returned
Begone Ripple Haters
Hey Vsauce, is Michael here?
Nation Overview
Nation Leader
The Grilled One is coming

The Landersburg Times: 28 year old man Jonah Elsonberg given death penalty after leaking documents that connect Supernatural Experimentations Co. to the appearance of anomalies, "i'm telling you, that company is hiding things that could destroy humanity, let alone the world, these anomalies are just the tip of the iceberg," he stated in a recent interview. "traveling throughout the galaxy used to be a distant dream we couldn't have even imagined being capable of with our technology, but in one day, we went from taking 3 months to reach the Moon to 10 seconds thank to portal tech," states Cowel Escalon,
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Mardesurria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 710
Founded: May 11, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Mardesurria » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:37 pm

I FORGOT TO LEAVE A PROMPT IN F7! (GONE WRONG) (MODS INVOLVED)

I glanced at my watch and saw that it was 4:20 A.M.
Mardesurria
- The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars -
A pacifistic, welfarist nation in the taiga and tundras of Antarctica.
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft, Radiohead, and Gran Turismo.Here’s a more in-depth factbook of me.
"I... am Steve."
— literally just Jack Black wearing a blue sweatshirt
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Daphomir
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1005
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:40 pm

SURVIVING THE BREAKDOWN OF TIME ITSELF AT 4:20!!!! (NO CAP FRFR)

I got a sunburn in December.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for classification and corruption stats
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Wimahl
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Mar 12, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Wimahl » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:41 pm

THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL ME! [IN WINTER] [GONE WRONG] [EMS CALLED] [ALMOST DIED]

Throwing a bag of corn at a McDonald's
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Republic of Libriano
Attaché
 
Posts: 93
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:45 pm

Edit: I just realized the meaning of this thread

ANGRY MCDONALDS CUSTOMER THROWS A BAG OF CORNS AT MCDONALDS BUILDING 100% PROOF NO CLICKBAIT!

just a rickroll
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She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Ambassador of Libriano in TKS Ayumi Uhokuno is attending Diplomatic ball in TKS with other representatives from other nations.
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Beliras
Envoy
 
Posts: 323
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:46 pm

This video has no Rick Astley.
Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle (hello gravity falls fans)
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
Yep, I'm a Troper too.
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was fucking ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
nicknames
"naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah sau say" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Online - at home (May be outdated)
PEACE FOR UKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!
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Liberza
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: May 05, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Liberza » Mon Oct 21, 2024 2:00 am

GRAN STAN WINS THE FAN BAN (COMPLANTLY REAL, COPS CALLED, FUCK MY LIFE, THE FALLS STOP HAVING GRAVITY)

I want to eat a crowbar.
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hi im a dumbass and i like doing dumbass things, wanna talk about baseball or metallica?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2540087
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lib ... id=2545210

I am starting Liberza lore yet again from scratch!


:3 is dying out, copy and paste this in your sig if you're a true :3
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Rylland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 751
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Mon Oct 21, 2024 4:18 am

I EAT THE LARGEST CROWBAR IN THE WORLD (ALMOST DIED)

I have a pet animal, and his name is Bloop.
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