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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:24 pm

EPIC JOURNEY TO MY HOUSE FROM ANGRY BOSS AT WORK!!! (INSANE)(NO CAP!!)

I used to rule the world.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Rylland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:05 am

SOMEONE RULED THE WORLD IN 1939 (HE WANTS TO COLONIZE THE MOON!!!)

I cried at my dog's death.

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Mardesurria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 662
Founded: May 11, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mardesurria » Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:10 am

I Tried to Recontact My Dead Dog With a Ouija Board! (GONE WRONG)

I blinked.
Mardesurria
- The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars -
A pacifistic, welfarist nation in the taiga and tundras of Antarctica.
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft, Radiohead, and Gran Turismo.Here’s a more in-depth factbook of me.
"I... am Steve."
— literally just Jack Black wearing a blue sweatshirt

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Sveniland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Apr 13, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sveniland » Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:25 am

I EXPERIENCED BEING BLIND!!!!!(MIND BLOWING)(LIFE CHANGING)




i crashed my 2011 Saab 9-5
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Sveniland!
TVSC News:NDP polititians announce new "pacific colonisation plan", also announces navy expansion plan! SEC announces tax cuts! Kid poisoned by deadly poison hidden in a chocolate candy! protesters demands government to regulate "Christmas music" in November, Kurtmannski to hold international environmental meeting! bomb threat in Kurtmannski Central metro! SCI Buys out former "Rex technology" factory in oslo

the north koreans owe us 2.2 billion svenish krona worth of Norditag Sedans. we want them back.

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Gameran Autocracy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 06, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gameran Autocracy » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:14 am

[IN THE HOOD: SWEDEN] MY CAR EXPLODED [GONE CRAZY] [NEARLY DIED]

telling my wife i play fortnite
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Gameran Autocracy
Quantity over Quality
Governor of Galatolia
Founder of the Support Union
Land of Friendship
Salveen States

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Fralegia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fralegia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:19 am

HOW DOES MY WIFE REACT WHEN I TELL HER I PLAY FORTNITE?? (HER REACTION WILL SHOCK YOU)



I ate apples for a minute and a half.
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OOC information
Just a South African who has an interest in a bunch of random stuff.
IC information
A nation on an island that is covered in rainforsets.

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Gameran Autocracy
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 06, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gameran Autocracy » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:21 am

ONLY EATING APPLES FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE.MOV [FELL INTO A COMA]

a dog is barking at a tree
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Gameran Autocracy
Quantity over Quality
Governor of Galatolia
Founder of the Support Union
Land of Friendship
Salveen States

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Malorossi
Diplomat
 
Posts: 764
Founded: Nov 05, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Malorossi » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:22 am

INTERVIEW WITH A UFO WITNESS - "THEY ARE ALREADY AMONG US"
(not clickbait) drinking tea nibbling on a croissant
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Я на чердаке лежу у себя на дому.
Мне скучно до зарезу Бог знает почему.

Вдруг, слышу за собою совы нежные –
У-юй у меня на душе стало веселее

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Commonu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Commonu » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:40 am

DRINKING THE NO.1 TEA WHILE EATING A POISONOUS CROISSANT FOR 5 HOURS (MUST WATCH)

I read a boring book.
Vance Ajik is recovering from fighting Zirol, NS Stats are non-existent, and one more thing the mitochondria is drunk from being the cell's powerhouse.

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgmcPhqBuU

OOC: Just a regular guy trying to make lives better, I may be hated sometimes but making people's lives better is more important than fretting on people's hatred.

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Izern
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Dec 04, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Izern » Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:49 am

THE WORST BOOK I'VE EVER READ!?!?!?!?!?! (ALMOST FELL TO SLEEP)

I went to school
"Close your eyes and let the world paint a thousand pictures"
Kanye West- Bound 2

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Porotia
Envoy
 
Posts: 255
Founded: Oct 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Porotia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 6:00 am

We made today's history lesson INSANE

I made a thread
Heijmskringla wrote:
It's okay, those two young women were just lacking cups and had to share one. I know it's sad to witness poverty but I'm sure they'll pull through. Praying for them!

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Rylland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Wed Oct 09, 2024 6:01 am

SOMEONE LOCKED MY THREAD (REAL!!!)

I cook a pancake
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The Boggest Place on Earth
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Posts: 89
Founded: Jan 25, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Boggest Place on Earth » Wed Oct 09, 2024 6:04 am

PROFESSIONAL CHEF COOKS WORLD BEST PANCAKE (gone wrong)


i cook a da pizza

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Reantreet
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Posts: 101
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Wed Oct 09, 2024 6:07 am

$1,000,00 PIZZA GOLD PIZZA VS $20 PIZZA (SHOCKING) (ALMOST DIED) (GONE WRONG)




I ate a da pizza
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
_[]_
(I Q) ello bruv
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!

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Tilinia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Jun 16, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Tilinia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 6:11 am

I ATE A MURDERER PIZZA AT 3AM (ALMOST DIED) (WE KISSED)




I play XBox sometimes
Oh, wowee, I have a signature now! I dunno what to put in here...

So, any pronouns are fine by me. I am NOT taking this game seriously, so don't expect me to. If you're rude I'm probably gonna hold a grudge, it's a habit. If you like the flag, please read my Flag Credits Factbook. Otherwise, have an amazing day!

:3

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Mercov
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mercov » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:02 am

PERSON PLAYS Xbox SOMETIMES!!! (ARE THEY A PSYCHOPATH???) GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL

I got vaccinated.
She/Her. Is this Revisionism in the room with us?
Proud Transexual Menace.
Free Palestine!
You...are loved. You should be happy! <3
me

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Reantreet
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:04 am

GOT SHOT!?!?! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST DIED)



hehe I like america
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
_[]_
(I Q) ello bruv
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!

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Ter Landia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Mar 09, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ter Landia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:25 am

FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST IN THE WILD! (GONE WRONG, STILL MISSING)

I bought a new hat
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Woah, I exist! That's kind of cool, I guess.
WA Delegate of Empires Forever United

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Blurweria
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 07, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby Blurweria » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:27 am

Buying a net hat! (gone wrong) (cops called)



I drove to Walmart
Alt of Tim


The Republic of Blurweria

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The Toll
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Mar 20, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Toll » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:28 am

I DRIVE TO WALMART AT 3AM AND ACCIDENTLY GO THROUGH NO THRU ROAD (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08rj_ioKNSo) (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST DIED)

I ate a piece of cheese
No matter how you feel, it does not justify cruelty.

Never, ever judge another for what they do, for you are not perfect, instead of picking apart their flaws, pick apart your own and become a better person.

Always treat others with kindness and compassion, for you never know when they may need it the most, the people who need the most love tend to ask for it in the most unloving ways.

Control your anger, and control your tongue. Do not speak without thinking, for then you are just as bad as those who refuse to listen.

all written by me, but something like them probably exists/has been said before

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Xerxias
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Posts: 94
Founded: Aug 28, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Xerxias » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:29 am

MAN IN ARMORED VEHICLE APPROACHES WALMART (SCARY) (COPS CALLED)
/ninja'd
I ATE SPONGEBOB'S SKIN AT 3 AM (gone FREAKY)


I like petting dogs.
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Everything is a WIP at this moment. He/him, f7 addict, notorious procrastinator
my signature is emptier than my nation's landscape
All NS stats canon

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The Boggest Place on Earth
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Posts: 89
Founded: Jan 25, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Boggest Place on Earth » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:30 am

THIS GUY TOUCHES DOGS

im saving money in my bank account

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Carnonon
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Oct 03, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Carnonon » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:50 am

SEEING HOW LAST MY MONEY LASTS (IT LASTED FOR WAY TOO LONG... OR NOT?) (THE RESULT WILL SURPRISE YOU) (IT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS AND BORROWED MONEY FROM MY TEACHER CR-I MEAN NOTHING!)

I put one kurush on the ground with a tracker and left it for a year. Now I open the tracking app to see what has happened to it.
The Bhutanese dragon on the flag is supposed to be more of a Prussian-like but I couldn't find anything similiar on Tennessine. Sorry for recent inactivity, was busy with some IRL stuff.
Did You Know: That 3 people were imprisoned in Carnonon in 1989 for saying 'fuck yourselves' in public at a protest?

Carnonon exporting cereal and gas to Canada.

Live Lebanese Intervention Feed: Lebanon Scouts formed as a division of the International Mission of Carnonon.

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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 2417
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 8:14 am

KURUSH TRACKER and TRAIL CAM FOOTAGE | Left for ONE YEAR | SHOCKING Discovery..



Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire.

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Beliras
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Wed Oct 09, 2024 9:31 am

SUPERPOWER GAINED (1000% CERTIFIED SUPERHERO) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (FOR REAL THIS TIME)

Playing FNaF and NEVER making it past Night 1, somehow.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
Yep, I'm a Troper too.
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was fucking ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
nicknames
"naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah na na na na naa nah sau say" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Online - at home (May be outdated)
PEACE FOR UKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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